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SHOUTANON FOR KING EDITION
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First for Alan Partridge
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just got my first paycheck, 600quidazoids net for 9 days of wageslaving.

fuark I can go nightclubbing again.
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>>26430877
LYN
Y
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DAN
A
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>>26430877
>What sort of things did you see in the army?
>Ohh, terrible things
>Like 3 men burning alive in a tank and shouting "aaaah!"
>You don't wanna know
>I'm actually very interested
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>>26430823
I haven't been on britfeel for a while. I like how the op image turned out

>tfw less than 7 days until redundancy

Might need to take a really badly paying job lads
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>>26430877

SMELL MY CHEESE
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Thinking of copping Hotaru

Y/N?
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>>26431082
>someone on /britfeel/ not looking forward to being on bennies

Good lad
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>>26430930
And then he spies that cookbook right and he says that'd be nee use to me man
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>>26431176

Fuck off we're talking about Partridge.
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>>26431176
SHINKANSEN
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>You will never know that manlet feel
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thread with correct OP image can be found here my good lads

>>26431250
>>26431250
>>26431250
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>>26431272
Why are you making new threads because of the OP image you fucking autist.
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>>26431272
Are you fucking retarded or what?

nows not the time robot
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No likely no wanky
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>>26431272

>identical image but at lower resolution

wat
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>>26431272
whats the difference in the images?
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>>26431178
Been offered a job at shitall an hour. I'd rather turn it down and look for something else
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>>26431327
Nothing, he's just an autist trying to make "my good lads" a thing
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>it's an "arguing over which thread is the proper one so you have to keep both open until the britfeel chuckleheads decide which they're going to post in" thread
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>>26431352
this one, because it was first and doesn't have a tiny image.
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>tfw bought 6 different ales from M&S using leftover xmas vouchers

FFFFFFFFFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS I miss that meme
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>>26431378
>drinking alcohol

It's like you're not even trying to be a patrician
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>>26430823
>mfw reporting the other thread
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>>26431404
Ales tho. It's not like I'm a lager lout or a WKD swigging chavbucket.
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New topic: Roll for jailfus
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>tfw you're chewing something soft and bite into something rock hard
>tfw you think your tooth has chipped
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>>26431378
wanna have a pint, i'll buy you a fight later

I just feel something
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>>26431417
What a bunch of qt's

Rolling.
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>>26431417
Rollinerino
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>>26431438
Do you want to swap?
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>>26431417
Rolling for Alyssa
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>>26431417
They all look like shit but if I had to choose I'd like
>4-6
or
>37-39

ALSO ROLLING FOR LIL ALIEN
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Yes lads, currently wagecucking. Civil Eng graduate though so don't do much.

What we doing tonight? Anybody watching the blacklist here?

I'm going to watch the latest episode of the blacklist and then continue Fargo.

>One dedicated fap in between.
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>>26431470
>they all look like shit

Virgin level cannot be contained.
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Morning lads~

How's it going today?

Just found out that I have lost almost half a stone this week. Feels pretty good desu~
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>>26431470
>Aspecia

Name and unnatural hair colour are warning signs, but she's a qt.
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>>26431470
>70
>"eh, she's not bad I guess"
>see the wrecked ear from those shitty plug things

STRAIGHT INTO THE BIN

>>26431477
I genuinely feel bad for you if you think those women are attractive. A lot of them look like the skanks that wander around my town with a fag in their mouth and pyjama bottoms that say "juicy" on the arse
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>>26431417
Roll for jailbait
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>>26431378

What's tonight? THAT'S RIGHT! I no longer have any pictures of the fat dude
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>>26431495
>tfw so lonely that you find them attractive
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>>26431495
Pic related is what you would see wandering around town with a fag in their mouth

A lot of those women are genuinely good looking. It's a mug-shot after they have been caught for their crime. Not exactly dollied up ready for a night on the town.
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>>26431483
Only 20 to go.

And you do realise your weight can fluctuate by half a stone in a day you stupid fucking unifag
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>>26431543
Forgot the image.

original comment
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>>26431417

Rolling for Tyler, I hope she beats the shit out of me while wearing latex.
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>>26431483
For a person that wont shut up about their weight you sure do avoid posting pictures of your actual body, Fatilde
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>>26431483

Please get bupa so that your stupidity is not funded by us when you end up dying at 25. Some of us have problems that aren't because of our life choices.
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>>26431417
rolling
(super king Kong mega original comment)
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>>26431608

>having a greyfu

Unlucky m8
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>>26431553
TFW no chavet girl to clam benefits with
why even live
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>>26431483
Why do you still post here despite the hate you get? Do you not realise all of this could have been avoided if you'd just not tripped, avatarfagged and used that gay little ~ to mark your posts?
Your bulemia gimmick might actually have been fun

Fucking mong
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>>26431635
Clams, man. Don't do them
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>>26431622
i duno i think i'ed quite like her to molest me in the showers
9/10 would pick up soap
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>>26430823
guess the bonsai number
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Cuck, cuck.

Pic related, any questions?
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>>26431643
you win again disslexia!
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>>26431483
Can you even eat with teeth like that?
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>this threads uncomfyness

Fucking shoutanus ruins everything
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>>26431677
/britfeel/ has the shittest tripfags
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>>26431417
roll for christy
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>>26431674
Yes, but only soft foods... like flesh
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>>26431683
>got fat Skrillex

Unlucky
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>>26431660
Sup surveyorbro, ever used one of the new Trimble Totalstations? Much better than the Leica's imo
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>>26431483

one post with no anger

>>26431549
>>26431568
>>26431580
>>26431642
>>26431674

five posts with unnecessary anger

Geez tilde, stop ruining these threads
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>>26431677
WHAT HAVE I DONE?

PEOPLE HATE TILDE, YOU CAN'T PIN IT ALL ON ME
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>>26431642
You can filter him if you don't like him.

You fucking mong.
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I just remembered, I was on /asp/ the other day (Daniel Bryan retired, wanted to know) and on the /wwe/ generals there is a tripfag who talks with ~s and talks about Pokemon and acts really gay. Everyone also hates him and there was some sort of drama

Tilde, do you watch wrestling?
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going to asda in 10 minues, fucking not away enough to decide what im going to be buying.
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Suck my cock desu lads
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>>26431740
*awake. fml
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>>26431417
rolly polly filterolly
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>>26431417
rollin for snooki
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>>26431678
Tilde, bonsai and Brian from Exeter are alright since they aren't complete dickheads
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>it's a britfeel rolls episode
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>>26431801

I live right near Exeter, i'm going to shove him over if I ever see him. He looks like a Uni ween, Exeter Unikids are the worlds most annoying sissies. I know where to find him as well, they all go to the firehouse for middle class banter and 'bespoke' pizza.
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After many hours of research I have discovered the purest forms of love

FROM PUREST TO DEGENERATE

>Sister + Brother
>Sister + Sister
>Female + Female
>Female + Male
>Male + Goat
>Male + Male
>Female + Somebody outside of their race

Keep an eye on the Nobel ceremony, I shall be getting it for Biology
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>>26431801
How can you think bonsai is "alright"
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>>26431859

>puts het above yuri

disregarded tbqh
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>>26431859
Am i a degenerate if i fuck a korean qt?
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>>26431859
>male + goat appearing on the list
you really gave yourself away there mohammad
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>>26431888
It would fall into the Male + Female category since men can date outside of their race without repercussion. It is only women that soil themselves with foreign seed.
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>>26431859
kek I hardly even speak to my sister anymore. She's become a huge normie as she got older.
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>>26431907
>being this sexist

Ur a massive shitlord desu lad
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>>26431918
You have only yourself to blame for not keeping your imouto pure
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>>26431918
>>26431957
females have it much easier to become normies or full on stacys, even the shy or awkward ones 'come out of their shell' because they get tons of attention as they get older.
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>>26431720
Tilde's the origin of the problem, those posts are just symptoms
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>>26431727
No because I still have to deal with his crew of faggots replying about his armpits and his shaven legs and shit
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>>26431957
It doesn't work like that. Do you have a sister?

Besides, being a normie means she's living a happy life. Being a robot isn't exactly a 'good' thing. Who am I to try and hold her back in life?
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>>26431728
Lmao no way, link some posts if you can find them
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>>26431969
if they filtered him we wouldn't have any of this shit. That was the whole point of him having a trip. Plus tilde doesn't post any pointless aggressive shit or cause retarded arguments. He is welcome here, they are not.
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>>26431831
How do you know what he looks like?
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>>26432018
Shut up, you bulimic cunt.
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Any girls here wanna be my gf?
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>>26432033
Thanks for your intelligent input
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>>26432033

yeah good argument there m8
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>>26432018
No because they still have to deal with his shit from everyone replying to his shit posts with more anime and bollocks

If he hadn't tried to become a /britfeel/ celeb this wouldn't have happened. Funny how poleaboo doesn't get this sort of hate, he has his gimmick but he doesn't trip or avatarfag
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>>26432018
His following of retards all just post about him. At least poleaboo had an interesting story arc and isn't just some fat cunt that shaves his body hair off for (You)s
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>>26432042

>Any girls here wanna be my gf?
>girls
>here
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>>26432063
>>26432060

literally all of the replies to tilde in this thread are angryposters stirring up shit
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>>26432063
Poleaboo HAD an interesting arc. Keyword here is had. The dopey cunt still posts even though his story hasn't been interesting in over 6 months now.
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>>26432060
if you filter someone all the posts replying to their posts are filtered too you spastic.

>>26432063
No they don't. Most of the time there are 2-3 posts about tilde per thread until you melts show up and derail the thread to be about tilde.
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>>26432098

>melts

Even angryanon wants hateposters to shut up. That is how annoying they are.
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>>26431990
>Do you have a sister?

Please don't remind me that I didn't

>tfw no purest form of love
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>>26432083
In this thread yeah, but we both know that isn't the case normally
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>>26431417
Rolling for 10-12
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>>26432063
Tbf eating disorder shit is more interesting than other stuff in this thread
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>>26432118
>tfw 4 sisters and they all hate me

Puberty happened and they all changed overnight.
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>>26432083
>>26432098

I dislike tripfags that post in the hopes of causing an argument because they post.

Also see >>26432123

>>26432089
I enjoy bullying him
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once again Tilde ruins the thread
Literally what does he get out of it? He's just ruined it for everyone else
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Reading about the Congo wars lads.

Why can't nig nogs fight a war without using children as soldiers and raping all the women?
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>>26432123
average tilde posts per thread
>posts waifu
>occasionally blogs about his life

I've seen it a lot of times where he will have a conversation with someone, it finishes and the thread moves on. Unless you fraggles decide to angrypost and ruin the thread.

Nobody except for you cares about tilde. Just filter him and save us all your sperg outs
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THE NEXT 30 MINUTES ARE FREE, THANKS TO THE FOLLOWING SPONSOR
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>>26432133
No it's not. He's got the faggiest of mental health disorders.

"Just eaten a burger might need to throw up guys~

Teehee~"

Started shaving his fucking armpits so the gay posters would be his mates.

I thought we all hated attention whoring staceys and chads but people will defend this fat fucking queer who does the same thing.

Rubs me up the wrong way lads
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>>26432179
They are not as human.
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>>26432179
Cause they don't live long enough to use men. They also have no morals
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>>26432213
Just filter him then

Fucking hell how autistic can you get. It's almost as if you want to be angry
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>it's a britfeel gets irrationally angry episode

>again
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>>26432198
>posts waifu

Therein lies the problem
Waifu posting ruins /britfeel/

And it's not just blogging about his life is it
He trips, posts with an avatar and his little tilde gimmick because he wants to be the centre of attention and people allow it
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I'd like it if we could all go a day without derailing the thread by getting mad about tripfags.

Tilde and his gang are bellends for intentionally pissing people off, but the lads who get mad about it are equally at fault.

Yes, I'm aware that I'm contributing to the problem by posting about it.
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>>26432213
>Started shaving his fucking armpits so the gay posters would be his mates.

Haha this is so pathetic
My life is in the toilet but it could always be worse I suppose
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>>26432243
>>26432251
You can thank the cunt that asks for the waifu posts every thread. He's the real cancer here, but if it's only me reporting him he's never going to get banned.
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>>26431831

>devon

AHAHAHAH how did you backwater hicks not manage to commit suicide living in such a piece of shit area?

Only cornwall could possibly be worse.
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>>26432251
Necessary evil I'm afraid
If there weren't those to tell tilde and his merry band of cunts they aren't welcome they might get too comfortable
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Tilde what a fucking loser lmao, should cry on Skype again.
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>>26432280
You've opened my eyes m8.

That guy is the head of the snake, tilde and co are just the fat, autistic body.
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>>26432243
waifuposting has been here for months. Try again.

and as you have been told, tilde trips because he was asked to. If you want to see a real attention whore look at shoutanus, who literally trips because he was jealous of poleaboo and tilde.

>>26432301
You do realise that they are the majority at this point, there are like 3 of you against a thread that either likes or doesn't care about tilde. You are the ones who aren't welcome. You've ruined yet another thread because of your autism.
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EVERYBODY VOTE LETS SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL

http://strawpoll.me/6794787

VERY IMPORTANT
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>>26432235
Tripfags ruin threads. They piss people off and cause drama.

I can't filter half the fucking thread
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What are you listening to /britfeel/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT2oqEHwvUY
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>>26432355
>You do realise that they are the majority at this point, there are like 3 of you against a thread that either likes or doesn't care about tilde.

Put your trip back on you fat autistic prick
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>>26432410
Voted for don't care, I wish everyone would shut up about tilde, then we can have fun conversations again.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zkX6kfnWbk

Good afternoon lads! Mum is sending me different jobs i could apply for again, but they are all things i don't feel i can do. Oh well.

Seems like people here need to be more comfy and friendly :(
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>>26432410
>one vote for love tilde

Hmm, I wonder who did that.
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Friendly reminder that tilde has made a grand total of one post in this thread, and everything that has followed has been a result of hateposters sperging out.

Have a nice day.
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>spending the entire thread arguing about tripfags

This applies to everyone, both for and opposed:

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1455252403846.webm
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>Nobody has asked for waifus to be posted yet
s m h lads

Post waifus
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>>26432713
No one is falling for your tricks you fat cunt.
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>>26432722
nah mate we have to roll for them now.
>>26431417
rolling for quints, save me russell
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>>26432722

shame, isn't it?
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>>26431660
Keep the mason station friend but level with me first PLUS two mirrors and be a triangle to start the leica camera.

>he's ne'er read the one in topology
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my last work program appointment is next week lads

it was so amazingly useless, I had just one interview from all 3 providers. all I do is sit at a computer for an hour once a week
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>>26432713
>makes one post
>his horrible little fan queers make posts fauning over him
>no actual conversation results from his posts

You wonder why we hate him. If he actually fucking talked about stuff and joined in rather than sitting in the corner like a fat fucking autist looking for (You)s from his fans then i wouldn't care.
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Can you people seriously not just filter him.

There's no need for this sort of autism in the middle of a Friday
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>>26432755
>Steak and kidney
PLEB

The mince and onion one is way better.
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>>26432755
is that supposed to be sonic on the wall?
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>>26432755
Look at this posh fucker with his fray bentos. I bet you voted tory.
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>>26432848
Fan of meat and tatty myself. Good with gravy, chips and peas
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>>26432751
Quite the erotic waifu there lad.
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>>26432900

Please do not post such sexually explicit pictures of my waifu sir
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>>26432722
feelin' spooky
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>you will never be part of a Japanese special naval landing force gassing chinks and committing the most horrific war crimes in the name of the emperor and Nippon
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>>26432678
what kind of jobs matey?
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You lads have a favourite Nasheed? this is mine desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LtXeOBnRtY

I enjoy playing fps games with nasheed on quite a bit lmao.
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>Trying to fill in this form so my NEETbux don't get stopped
>Not good at lying
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>>26433076
answering the phone at our local Chinese, i can't use the phone anyway so that will be horrible. Some wetherspoons bar staff job as well.
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>>26433189
Tell me if you get the pub job so I can come and glass you.
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>>26432287
I live in Torquay and it's pretty nice desu if you ignore the dickheads and chavs. Comfy coastal walks aplenty.
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Think I'm dying. eyes hurt. cold head. lethargic
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>>26432848
>mince over steak

Fucking pleb.
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>>26433189
>i can't use the phone
u wot m8
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>>26433189
How can you not know how to answer a phone? Fucking hell.
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>>26431483
LISTEN UP YOU'RE A FAT FUCK

SUPER DRIVING LESSON YESTERDAY

who wants to met in Paris for a beer?

>to set up a proxi
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>>26433238
Have a lemsip and go to sleep for a bit m8, you'll feel better when you wake up.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plChkV7THuY
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>>26433259
>>26433272
I just really don't like speaking to people on the phone, and having to do it for hours sounds horrible.
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>>26433308
almost every job has you talking on a phone for some time
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FRIDAY NIGHT IS MOVIE NIGHT

Tonight's movie, as voted by /britfeel/, is The Fifth Element, a sci-fi cult classic starring Bruce Willis as a cab driver who has to save the world.

The film will be starting at 10PM. To join the stream just come on over to pic related.

the password is: "poleabooismywaifu"

There are no particular rules for the chat or anything, just don't be a cunt. Movie starts at 10PM, the stream until then will just be random music.

Depending on how tonight goes, this may or may not become a weekly/fortnightly/monthly event.

Hope to see you all there!
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>>26433440
bad film choice matey

who hasn't seen it a million times?
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>>26433462
I've never seen it. Ill probably be going to bed before it starts though, too bad.
Should have done american psycho though
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>>26433390
I have only ever used my phone once at my job because I had call some dumb helpline thing
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>>26433440
i dont like the password change it and the film i want to see is Zulu
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>>26433518
>and the film i want to see is Zulu
Google 'watch zulu online'

You're welcome faggot.
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>>26433440
>k-on movie didn't win

Shit taste desu /brit/
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>>26433537
enjoy watching cat in the hat again with three other ppl
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>>26433440
Yay The Fifth Element I will come to watch I will bring pizza
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>>26433440
I think I can make it. I hope it becomes a regular thing desu~
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>>26433562
>movie about a group of stacys starting a normie band didn't win

I see nothing wrong with that.
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>>26433462
>implying you can ever watch The Fifth Element too many times
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>>26433566
I have no intention of joining the group movie night anyway.
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>>26432206
The worst ad is that pleb guy who does the spotify ads. His voice is fucking insufferable, sounds like a Eastenders character.
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>>26433440
How does thissightube website work?
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>>26432722
Comfy this you fucking weeb.
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>>26433595
I'LL BE THERE CUNT

DON'T GET TOO COMFORTABLE
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>>26433595
You're not welcome mate
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>>26433689
He's welcome.

Your mum says it'll be past your bed time anyway.
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>>26433724
No he's not invited nobody likes him
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>>26433595
Just don't use your queersquigle or let us know its you and we'll be fine.
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>>26433754
>nobody likes him
3 like votes and 1 love vote.
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its not nice being awake this early.
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>>26433790
4 hate votes and 6 don't care votes, what's your point?
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>>26433790
4 hate + 1 love = 3 hate

3 likes + 3 hate = 1.5 hate

1.5 hate + 6 don't care = mild dislike of autismo fat cunt
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>>26433562
>Those attention whores shitting up the chat
Not comfy desu
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>>26433871
Don't care is a neutral vote faggot.
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>>26430877
JURASSIC PARK
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>>26433910
You guys are in there already? I wasn't gonna bother opening it until closer to movie time
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>>26433935
Nah I meant if K-on was playing the two hampshire bumboys would be obnoxiously talking about themselves throughout the showing
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>>26433935
im gonna ddos it
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>>26433844
When do you normally wake up fampai?
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>>26433970
Oh, yeah I could imagine but people are probably gonna do that regardless of what we watch.

>>26433980
Bullying is a myth
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>>26433970
>>26434004
Don't worry about that this week, i'm busy with a lad tonight. I wont trigger you with the details.
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>>26433983
between 2 and 4pm.
take about an hour to wake up.
read the internet,
go for a nap at 6pm till 9pm.
stay awake till 2-3am.
then repeat.

not having to deal with being awake is nice.
being awake just reminds me of how alone I am.
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>>26433681
Foreskin-chan lives a life of misery
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what's the word for someone who's being doing something for a longtime or been in an industry/sport for a longtime?

the one i'm thinking of is something to do with war/ancient battles but i'm pretty sure
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>>26434097

veteran i think is the word you're looking for
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>>26434097
Veteran. BBEBUEUEBEUB
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>>26434108
>>26434112
thanks lads

ooocee
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Who /lookingforwardtoricharddawkinswithalopsidedface/?
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>>26434150
who /sometimescantbebotheredtoreadthesewhoherethingsastheyjustgoonforfartoolong/ here?
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>>26431417

pls be good prison waifu
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Got a notice today from the postman, some cunt has sent me something but not paid enough money to send it so now I have to go and pay the extra 50p the cheap cunt wouldn't spend and a 1 pound handling fee.

I'm not even expecting anything big.

Furios.
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>>26434282
It's ya mums dildo mate.
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>>26434244
>illegal twerk

Not sure if good
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>>26434298

Well she made a mistake sending it to me didn't she.
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will normalfags be nicer to me if i tell them i'm autistic? would they actually understand at all that i'm friendly but socially retarded or would they just assume i was a complete retard?

some of the normies i've met are petty nice but i think they don't understand that i do like them without really showing it. they seem to not mind having me around but they never invite me places and i wonder if it's because they can't tell i do kind of enjoy spending time with them and assume i don't care.
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>>26434333
Don't tell people you're autistic.

I'm a normie. Trust me, don't do it.
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>>26434333
If anything they will exclude you more and you'll become known as 'the guy with autism'.
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>>26434333
tell people you're autistic.
I'm a normie. Trust me, do it.
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>>26434405
can i have reasons? i want to understand why
>>26434449
would they do that even if we already know each other? like if i get drunk and explain.

i think they already know there's something wrong with me so i wonder if saying 'yes, there is but it's fine' would help.
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>>26434405
Don't tell people you're a normie

I'm autistic. Trust me, don't do it.
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>>26434333
People thought I had autism and it was more embarrassing than anything else. Getting treated like a spacker is not fun and you won't benefit from the tard treatment in the long run, it just makes it even harder to be normal.
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>>26431417
I hope i get a qt slag desu
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>>26434493
If you do something weird just out right apologise.

It's better to say "Sorry, that was rude/awkward/weird. I struggle a bit sometimes with this stuff"
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>>26434575
>75

Fucks sake. Wanted a blond at least
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>>26434665
>tfw doing a genocide run
the last few attacks that undyne does are pretty hard desu

also I would have liked to do the puzzles anyway
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>>26434724
>le memetale
Fuck off with that shitty Earthbound ripoff.
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Will manlets ever learn?
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>>26434621
Sometimes it's the not doing things that gets you into trouble though.

Not an autist, but most of the people I've met avoid me for not really showing emotion on social occasions. I don't give a fuck but maybe he's the same and does.

When you sperg out you can go 'oh, sorry' but when you're sitting looking bored (but actually enjoying yourself) you can't apologize because it's not that bad (and it's not what you're doing, it's what you aren't), but people still judge you for it.
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>>26434743
> Without using the words "tumblr" or "meme" say why you don't like Undertale
> Protip: you can't

>>26434724
I've done Genocide twice, and at the end of the second one, I made sure I didn't save after fighitng lastboss so I could re-do it any time I wanted without doing the whole Geno run. Feels evil but I like the challenge and I don't want to bother with the whole grind the comes before it.
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>>26434790
For context, I haven't done any other run yet, and I don't think I will, seems way to easy.
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>>26434790
>without using the words "tumblr" or "meme"
Already been done a million times mate.
>shallow, nearly non-existent gameplay
>run of the mill story
>dialogue reads as if written by a high schooler
Nothing sums it up better than sephirothsword57 though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oheHiFbRi5Q
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>>26431352
>post-movie spongebob
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>>26434824
>sephirothsword57
this is a joke right
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>>26434824
>this proves how superior Japanese developers are to toby fox
kek
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>be shy robot
>have gf for about a year now
>love her, personality wise we get on amazing, she's a 6/10
>was never ugly myself just painfully shy
>now gained so much confidence realised it was my only stop to getting women before
>went out to a bar with my male buddies for the first time the other weekend
>girls where coming up to me and I was chatting well and nearly went home with someone, Im so new to hitting on people I didn't even realise when she offered to show me her dvd collection it was all a ruse
>can't stop thinking about just going about and fucking as many women as possible now I have confidence to talk to whoever I want

Someone call me a cunt and not to waste what I have please, I really fucking need it
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>>26434956
>shy robot
fuck off
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>>26434897
>not listening to the god of game reviews sephirothsword57
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>>26434824
>shallow, nearly non-existent gameplay
Show me one more game that uses a bullet-hell phase as the enemy attack in a turn-based RPG. Outside of battle, its on par with your average RPG, nothing to complain about
>run of the mill story
Goat child meets human, human and goat child make suicide pact to destroy humanity, goat child backs down on pact, goat dad has to kill children to free his people, goat child has soul imbued into a flower and sees through the code of his universe, goat flower becomes genocidal sadist. Yeah, that age-old story.

>uses someone called sephirothsword57 as his only reference
> "These thousand people disagree with me, but this one guy agrees with me, so clearly us two are both in the right"
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Going to try phishing university email accounts

Hoping the passwords match up to other accounts they use

Having a problem though with getting the images to load when stealing the code from the official log in page
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>>26434665
I don't know why my post was deleted?
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>>26435021
Sorry mate, but your channeling tumblr pretty hard when you hate on sephirothsword57.

I like the game just fine, but come on.
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>>26435036
Because your boring as fuck
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>>26431417
What the fuck is illegal twerk? On the 43-45 girl
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>>26435021
>bullet-hell segments
>memedertale
Maybe you should look up what bullet-hells actually are, lord almighty.
Performing an action during your turn is not uncommon for RPGs either, Shadow Hearts in fact has a very similar mechanic to the bullseye system in undertale, but does it much better and does not solely rely on that.

And yes, ancient evils and destroying humanity is quite a boring subject especially when it offers nothing new. Not even any surprising twists or engaging plotlines.

And the fact you dismiss someone based on their username shows how narrowminded you are.

I get it, you probably don't even know what a good game is supposed to feel like. Maybe undermeme was your first game? You've not played Earthbound, so you don't know how much is stolen from it and what an insult this piece of shit game is.
You're pretty oblivious to video games in general.
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>>26434956
with great power comes great responsibility

>in short, don't fuck over the girl who's dragged your sorry ass to the confidence level you've got now, otherwise you'll be just another normie who fucks somebody over and then ends up crying over it 1 day later when they realise what a massive mistake they've made
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>>26435088
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/twerking.asp
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>>26435088
Nice Blob-dubs.

It appears to be based on a fake statement by a Louisiana mayor, saying it's some kinfd of indecent assault
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>>26434956
>robot
>gf

Oh fuck off. I get so bored with having to reiterate that you're not a robot, you're just a normie.
Go cry about it on /brit/. If you want to fuck slags then go ahead, we don't care. Just don't come here to brag about it.
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Anyone following the Adam Johnson trial? That guy would fit in here
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Worst britfeel ever
Step it up lads
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>>26435215
>'Just wanted to get your jeans off, LOL': England star Adam Johnson 'sent messages to girl, 15, who performed a sex act on him in car park before he Googled "legal age of consent"'
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>>26435215
>rich normie getting laid with girls in their prime
>fit in here
does annoy me that he's being prosecuted for shagging a 15 year old, it's not like he's a muslim
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https://youtu.be/GuUujGAx8p8

I made it back lads, anyone want a pint in Aberdeen before Paris?
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>>26435263
His girlfriend is hot too. Pic related
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Alright, the phishing page looks like shit

Going to try to cover it up with "if the page does not display correctly, try using another browser"
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