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Just before I realized that some shoes are autistic (thanks to /r9k/) I've bought autistic shoes... pic somehow related.
Now not enough autismbux to buy proper shoes (for an adult, I finally realized that I am adult and not in high school anymore - running shoes are no longer "cool" in adult world)
not OP but would you guys consider these to be autistic?
>>26430526
yup, it's autism
>>26430526
fucking hell man those shoes just gave me like ten extra chromosomes
I don't know about those being autism shoes. The only shoes I'd truly classify as autism shoes would be Skechers (notably shapeups) and those plain black orthopedic work shoes
>>26430505
I've bought them because I remembered from high school that the cool kids used to wear them.
I have a mentality of high school.
Why there is no /fa/ adviser to help robots look less autistic?
Got some Timberland work boots last year, every other shoe I've worn has felt fucking worthless. Tennis/running shoes makes me want to barf now.
Comfy, practical, and in my mind stylish.
>>26430622
I'm here for you, but some /fa/ shit will make you look more autistic. I personally like designer streetwear labels such as Y-3, Raf Simons, Balenciaga, and Lanvin. Nike is good, and Puma also has some good stuff like Disc Tech and Mihara. Jordans are also good, but I'm sure they would not be popular on this board.
>>26430634
>nigger boots
fuck off
Are these shoes autistic? My current autism shoes are getting old and these ones seemed ok to me.
>>26430622
It's always going to look stupid if you choose your outfit for aesthetic reasons
Fashion is trashin the true meaning of it
My shoes are comfy, waterproof, dirt colored, no laces and rubber soles
just what I need
>>26430666
Looks like something that "that kid" would wear. If you wear those you're guaranteed to stay virgin forever.
>>26430663
>Implying niggers work.
>>26430663
>work
>nigger
bitch please.
>>26430680
>>26430690
Who the fuck talked about work? Timberland are just the boots that niggers wear.
>>26430666
those will create invisible virgin force field around you
>>26430634
those are not for white guys
Is 30 the crossover from autism to old fart?
>>26430747
it's where wizardy starts
>>26430661
Raf Simons is just over priced shit, there's nothing special about brand aside from the name
>>26430780
I know, but the autism shoe transition.
>>26430788
the transition is somewhere between 26 and 30
>>26430663
>>26430733
Huh? What's wrong with wearing boots?
>>26430842
Sweet. These no longer apply.
Payless Thatcher, if you were curious. Brown and tan. Stupid tablet can't manage Payless.
>>26430787
In terms of comfort, I agree with you. They are not very comfortable and not worth the hefty price tag. I buy shoes mainly for aesthetics so in that sense they are worth it to me. Ozweego's are some of the best looking shoes in my opinion. Still, comfort is something I do look for at least partially, and in that respect, Y-3 shoes, even though it is just as expensive as Raf, are some of the most comfortable shoes I've ever worn. I'm sure my opinion of aesthetics over functionality is in the extreme minority in this board however.
>>26430505
Try those. Black leather is a classic.
are these autism garbage? or hipster garbage?
>>26430878
bad troll.
Those are autism incarnated.
>>26430878
>velcro
Do you wear this with a flame shirt too?
>>26430878
Or this... Goes well with non-black pants
- running shoes are no longer "cool" in adult world)
you realise that in itself is autistic thinking?
black and white thinking is autistic anon im sorry
>>26430912
those are autism
>>26430927
I realized it since I became highly functioning autist
>>26430919
Nah. But with my signature headgear.
>>26430927
They are not cool when someone who doesn't play sports wears them. They look fucking goofy and cheap.
Also learn how to greentext, fucking faggot.
>>26430663
so yer a manlet wearing them to make yerself look taller huh? lol
Probably autism but I love these boots so much. They're sturdy, stylish and they're the footwear of choice for committing hate crimes.
>>26430941
fuck
then what isn't autism
robot can eat ass
It's autistic to think any brand of shoes can express your inability to socialize properly desu. Shoes are just one piece of clothing, if you're literally living on welfare no one is going to care if you wear shitty shoes.
>>26430505
That fucking color
>>26430912
>>26430941
Functional shoes are okay if you use them how they are intended. Hiking shoes in the city are spergy as hell.
>>26431001
I wear these, I don't think they're autism.
here you go, some autism-proof shoes (provided you have the money)
>>26430977
if the person is attractive enough then they are acceptable
>wew laddy projecting this hard
>>26431027
some more shoes if you got the cash
>>26431027
asda sadafdf asdasd
>>26430526
>what kinda shoe you want?
>gimme something respectable looking
>well we have some nice leather shoes over here
>but those don't look comfy like my NB's
>I got you senpai
>>26430993
autism
original pls
>>26431027
those look fucking ugly what the fuck
>>26431054
a more affordable option
>>26431022
vans are ok
>>26431027
These are a different kind of autism
>>26431070
some more effay shit
those shoes look fine you should not let 4chan dress you dress in what you think looks good on you.
look what im saying is that the whole some shoes are autistic thing is a big meme
>>26430984
I wear boots because not wearing them in the trades is fucking retarded.
Water, oil, high voltage, sharp objects, and high heat in industry make it pretty much mandatory.
>>26430505
And some people wonder why girls dont like them.
>>26431054
>>26431070
weapons grade autism - amazing!
>>26431090
This is like concentrated autism in shoe form
>>26431104
okay fine yes in the trades you need steeltoes i get that .
>>26431084
Yea, they wouldn't go with your rolling backpack, fedora, and trenchcoat. Good call
who cares as long as they do the job that shoes are supposed to do?
I think you're fine as long as they don't have MLP on them or some shit
>>26431059
xD
origninnnalll
>>26431106
>>26431113
please show me a shoe you find acceptable
>>26431027
/fa/ autism
26431054
Japanese autism
>>26431090
Oh god they're even shaped like Sonic shoes
>>26430920
>tfw you unironically wore shoes like this in the early 00's because they were cool
>>26431090
they look like Sonic shoes
>>26431144
You might be able to trade them in for store credit if you haven't worn them yet.
>>26431159
The black ones could actually pass off as kinda /fa/ it looks goth ninja af.
>>26431158
show me some shoes you find acceptable
im gonna cop the white cements tomorrow
>>26431096
This sounds incredibly autistic.
Op, autism shoes are a thing, save up for a new pair(or dont if you dont care).
>>26431145
Well, you need the proper hat for those, of course.
>>26431145
These are pretty nice.
>>26431188
he won't ;)
>>26431001
It's so fucking simple. Don't wear:
>trainers/sneakers
That includes Nike's, Adeedys, Puma ,and any other SPORTS brands. You look so autistic wearing SPORTS shoes with jeans, casual trousers or anything other than sportswear. I was honestly surprised at the number of people at uni who had no idea how autistic they looked. They also look cheap.
>running shoes
Are you going for a run? No? Then take them off.
>hiking/mountaineering boots
Are you going for a hike? No? Then take them off.
>anything with velcro
Are you 12?
>anything with more than two colours
Are you 13?
Just wear Vans/Polo if you're still underage b& and anything leather that doesn't fit into the aforementioned categories if you're 20+. Don't wear Timberlands; they're nigger boots, Wear some other brand of boots.
>>26431180
wowzawowzawowzawowza
>>26431188
Ones that don't look like they were salvaged from the back of a 15 year old Asians closet.
can they tell im an autist on my shoes
how autistic are these shoes?
>>26431208
I'm in uni and I've never met a 20+ year old who actually wears traditional leather shoes. They all wear "trendy" sneakers or vans/chucks.
>>26431254
>trendy sneakers
You mean Airforces/Jordans? They're both shit, especially Jordans.
>vans/chucks.
Honestly not that bad for young adults. I exaggerated a bit.
>>26431229
>>26431208
>>26431200
>>26431195
>>26431193
Alright. I am out of here. Why are you guys so repulsed by sneakers? Is it because they remind you of sports and the fact that you are incapable of doing any type of physical activity? I'll leave you guys alone while you talk about which Vans, toe shoes or work boots are in this season.
>>26430848
Ignore them, those boots look good.
>>26431208
>Vans/Polo
High school af
>>26431303
Walking to Gamestop isn't a sport ;^)
>>26431320
ice burn
>>26431208
it seems like you may be the autistic one here
>>26431071
That 1:1 sole:restofshoe ratio though. Just looks weird to me.
>>26431320
That's correct, but I'll give that one to you because it is the only physical thing you probably do.
>>26431303
sneakers aren't too bad - with exceptions
running shoes are - no exception
>>26431249
Chad shoes.
>>26431208
>Are you ___? No? Then take them off.
nigger why you wearing skate shoes/deck shoes if you ain't skateboarding or sailing a boat
>mfw you kids grow up and realize that people care far less about what shoes you're wearing than you think
If you're ugly, everything you're wearing will experience the halo effect, and vice versa.
Doesnt anyone here wear Supra? I always get nice comments from my normie friends about them. That includes girls.
>>26431059
I feel ashamed for actually laughing at that
>>26431208
>don't wear trainers with jeans
>implying trainers are purley for sport
Kek, how fucking autistic can you be?
>>26430505
That pair's nice. The ones to avoid are the clunky all white leather ones.
For all white trainers, they need to be minimalist and slimmed down.
>>26432338
This
Clothes make no difference, you could dress like a chad but if you ugly as fuck, it wont work and you look tryhard
Chad could wear chunky running shoes, graphic tees and cargo pants but pull it off
>>26430666
I had those
>>26433912
Exactly, anon.
If you're average, like most people, you're best off not trying too hard and just wearing simple basics of whatever quality you can comfortably afford. If you're over the age of 25, you're going to find no one will pay enough attention to you to give a fuck if you're wearing trainers or loafers, unless you're in a social situation requiring one or the other (IE: loafers at a gym, trainers at a formal).
>>26431159
They're cool again, the world is on the verge of collapse.
>tfw wide but short feet
holy shit guys how hard is it to look at the /fa/ wiki for 15 minutes?
>>26434429
>unironically going to /fa/
Do you go to /ck/ for "cooking tips" too?
>>26434483
no i go to /r/cooking
>>26430733
You're going to hate hearing this, but when I went to a shoe store I asked the girl clerk "where's the Timbs?" Then I bought some. As a white guy.
>autism shoes
i dont even own any clothes
i never leave the house besides work and i have a uniform for that and i just sit shirtless at home so why bother
>>26430505
Are my shoes autistic? I wear these 1/2 of the week and a different pair the other 1/2
>>26434570
high school/10
>>26434509
Thats fine then, chances are they know what they're on about
haha, how can autism be used as an insult? Only an ignorant cunt would use autism as an insult. (And there's nothing I hate more than ignorance)
Autism is a gift in my case, l have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn something I already knew within the first day or too of being taught it. Every year I scored the best of my year on these stupid multiple choice tests we do and the headmaster came to my class to tell me that, which obviously resulted in being called a 'nerd' which is true but I shouldn't be ridiculed for it.
I recently became home educated so I could learn at my own pace and I'm getting my GCSEs done in 1/4 of the time everyone else has to do it in, I'm also doing more than double the average amount of GCSEs that usually would be done.
I used to get paid $30 an hour working online, which is more than the teaching assistants at my old school earned, it was so fun pointing that out to them.
So, in conclusion, calling someone autistic is not an insult, in my case, it makes me highly gifted.
One more thing, I don't know if this has anything to do with my autism but I am a sociopath so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy etc.
haha, the most satisfying this is to know that you will all see this as a waste of a natural gift that I am undeserving haha, that brings me great satisfaction.
I'm practically perfect, let the jealousy flow through you.
>>26430505
Are you actually on bux?
These are my go to. Pretty cheap and look alright. Fuckbois on the internet will tell you that they are over done, but nobody wears them where I live. I do see qt foreign asain girls wear them around campus, so I'm pretty sure they're /fa/ around here.
what do you think of these? i always wear these, or vans authentics or nike air maxes.
>>26434616
Not having autism is a better choice
>>26434717
>>26434686
fuck off faggots
this is as bad as a rate thread. insecure retards.
>>26431208
vans are autism most of the time
polo is good but if you're an autist you'll just look like you're trying to fit inI wear Jordans
forgetti the picoetti
>>26430505
So your spending money from the government to buy shoes that make it look like your not really receiving money from the government and commiting fraud. Okay.
How good are timberlands non heavy boots?
>>26436382
Looking pretty sharp actually, anon
>>26431240
these are the safest bet
>>26434616
Nice copypasta
Still, nobody actually cares about your autism senpai
>>26430920
this is cool if you are some kind of hippy old man
It seems to me that only white Newbalance are autistic? But NB's are wore by SO MUCH normies and Chads, at least where I live.
>>26430993
Doc Martens aren't autism. Comfiest boots I've ever worn, plus their history is pretty cool and grillz like them if you wear them right.
r8 my shoes /r9k/ :^)
>>26431208
>sneakers with jeans is autistic
I didn't know /menswear/ faggots had infiltrated /r9k/
here's my progression of shoes over the past 15 years or so. Obviously this doesn't include things I would wear occasionally like rain boots or hiking boots if the weather was bad. Although, now that I wear tactical boots, I don't need to wear other boots if the weather is bad.
>>26430505
those shoes are sick. Newbalance is fine as long as its not the retarded clunky all white ones. As long as you aren't over 35 or wearing them in a professional setting you are fine
>>26438209
>>26430993
Doc Martens is tumblr girl fashion these days lol, don't wear them if you're male
>>26438259
Are you that faggot who wears "tactical pants"? Autism to the max, I bet you also open carry some tacticool AR variant and wear wrap-around sunglasses.
>>26438264
I love how /fa/ggots come on here and tell people what to wear. It obvious that op's shoes aren't autistic. They're pretty nice actually. And where are people getting the adults don't wear sneakers meme from? Where I live Grown ass men get killed over their sneakers if they are rare enough.
I wish I could just emulate what the rich blacks and Asians wear on campus. They always look good, but I don't know if those styles would work for a straight white guy.
>>26430526
I like them dog and I'm pretty close To Chad... It's not what you wear but how yoyou wear it
Fact is if you pay attention most average guys don't dress very well, women are often even worse, just leggings, a shirt and some boots
Really just focus on being in good shape with a handsome face and your clothes aren't too important. Wear stuff that seems to blend in with other people, suits you and is comfortable. It's better to be underdressed than some try-hard who doesn't know what he's doing like most /fa/
I just wear average shoes, jeans, t-shirt and hoodie and it's never stopped me getting girls.
>>26434011
I dunno, I've been throwing together a pretty ridiculous look for someone my age, but it just seems to increase people's willingness to socialize with you.
It might be my social group or class though.
why did you write autism shows instead of autism shoes
>>26438290
I do wear tactical pants.
I do not open carry anything.
I don't even own a complete AR-15.
Besides, open carry of long guns while not hunting (in a hunting area) is illegal.
Also, to open carry a handgun in my state you must be a police officer or have a permit. the permits are almost impossible to get unless it's for your job or you are a celebrity or politician.
>>26438397
Being in good shape with a nice face and haircut is fine.
All that plus a good wardrobe really sets you apart, though. Girls notice when you dress nicely. Even if they can't appreciate your style, wearing something that fits nicely and shows how good your body is will get her attention.source: am female, other female friends confirmthen again, make sure you're not JUST dressing for girls. If you don't care that much about fashion, just avoid the autism clothes and blend in.
>>26431336
I have some converse shoes in a similar shape that have a lower sole:shoe ratio, they're nice. My brother bought some like 200 pound designer van knockoff which are nice af though
shoes like that aren't autistic at all, as long as you get a solid relatively dark colour (white, dark red, dark blue, black, grey ect)
>>26434570
no, only autistic if you're above 40 or fat
>>26436382
do you have fucking fingers for toes
>>26431240
>autism shoes
>mfw my Chad acquaintances wear the exact same shoes
>mfw they get more pussy individually than 90% of the posters here combined
>mfw they could use OP's pic shoes and nobody would even care
You faggots fell for the /fa/ meme, as long as you don't wear boots all day like a trenchcoat edgelord literally nobody gives the smallest fuck about what shoes are you wearing.
Get out of your houses and see for yourselves you delusional insecure shits.
>motherfucking autism shoes
Nigga, what ? No wonder nobody likes you, how the fuck are you going to explain to a normal person that you actually take this shit seriously ?
>>26438713
>implying boots are bad
I got a pair of these recently.
I like them.
> /fa/ shoes suck
> autism shoes suck
Real men should pick from basic shoes.
Sambas or similarly simple black retro runnings shoes. Boring dress shoes. These are best
Wearing hiking/work books when you aren't doing either is autistic
Wearing /fa/ running shoes when you don't run is /fa/ggy
Just keep it simple and classic. Like the rest of your clothing. Get stuff that fits nice and wouldn't look out of place today, in 1995 or 1975.
CLASSIC / BASIC / GOOD FIT = not autistic, not chad, not swag, not /fa/, just GOOD
And wear all your clothes until they are falling apart. Buy nice and simple, not cheap and trendy. Wear the same shirt in rotation for 5 years or more
a pair of timberland boots.
and before you say ''those are niggershoes!'', stop cucking yourself. we can wear whatever we want.
>>26438855
wearing samba shoes when you aren't dancing the samba is autistic
>>26438235
If you're a nignog, Supras are ok
>>26438855
>And wear all your clothes until they are falling apart
I once met this massively autistic engineering major wearing a shirt with huge, visible holes in the armpits plus multiple stains
>>26438855
I wear hiking boots in the winter, especially if it is raining, snowing really cold or if there is still lots of snow on the sidewalks. No one has ever said anything bad about my boots.
>>26438855
What's wrong with /fa/ shoes?
>>26438755
Go shoot up a school then, that's what you're dressed for
>I use these babies to crush normies' skulls under my foot
>>26430505
>Caring this much about other people opinion of your tastes and age
Sounds like fun life OP, pretending to be something/one you are not
>>26431208
what if you are 25+ and wear slip on vans?
>>26438881
Ma nigga. Timberlands are the least autistic boots you can get.
>>26436382
good m8
>>26438954
>pretending to be something/one you are not
You mean like how you pretend to be happy and fulfilled after long, lonely years of no self improvement whatsoever?
Anybody know any good boots for a thin guy?
Slim ankles and feet. Should I just get women's boots? Fuck.
I think I win.
I have these big, bright white velcro trainers.
>>26438998
converse high tops, if you don't really need a hardcore boot.
palladium makes a similar series of high tops that come in leather and are booty-er
>>26439036
>boots
>converse high tops
do you even know what a boot is? chucks are more like socks than boots.
>>26438986
>Not buying shoes i like just because enough time has passed since i left the womb
>long, lonely years of no self improvement
>>26438925
Hardcore /fa/ following is effeminate, hyper-consumer bullshit for nu males. The best clothing is timeless.
>>26438923
Well, that is acceptable considering the weather conditions. I'm talking about "tactical" autists who wear combat boots and such 24/7
>>26438917
The look works IF paired with a masculine, don't-give-a-shit vibe in the correct context. If it is a career where respectable clothing should be worn, holes are not acceptable
What I'm talking about is buying classic clothing that fits well and lasts a long time. You should not be buying a new shirt every month or even every two months. You should have a small collection of nice shirts that will last you many years. Hoping trends leads to buying cheap, trendy clothing
My wardrobe is
> slim fit (not skinny, not baggy) selvedge jeans and gap khakis in blue and black. No goofy dye jobs, just solid colors
> AA t-shirts. T-shirt jersey material. Some are approaching 8 years old and ragged. Black. They look cool
> Sambas. Dress shoes for weddings
> Cotton button up shirts from high end companies.
> Nice AA flannel shirts are good
> thin wool socks (no foot sweat anymore)
> Ex Officio boxer briefs (last forever and fit well, stink protection)
> Smartwool-type t-shirts for athletic activities and warmth in the winter
> Zip up dickies thermal hoodies (black)
> black rain jacket
> semi-parka looking old jacket from 10 years ago. Grey
That's all that I own. Everything goes with everything. Dressing is easy. Clothing has no specific style and no swag yolo. No urban ninja look. Even hipster girls appreciate it because subconsciously they think guys who put in too much effort are pussies. Normie girls like it. It works
Back when I was in my prime, this "metrosexual" thing was new. Now it seems like all guys are spending their time shopping for clothes like women. It's disgusting and not masculine
>>26438881
timbs are the best
>>26431027
what the fuck are thoooooose?
original comment
>>26439058
i spit in your face
>>26439083
Adidas Superstar is kinda /fa/, looks fine and is pretty cheap.
Vans Sk8-Hi is /fa/ as fuck, looks great and it's not that expensive.
Adidas Stan Smith is part of the /fa/ uniforma nd looks awesome.
I do agree that some /fa/ shoes are not for robots. Robots are better off avoiding Rick owens, Jordans, Raf, Nike AF1's.
>>26430993
Rent Boy footwear
>>26439036
Converse aren't boots, m8.
I'll check out Palladium.
>>26430505
I have 3 go to styles
If you don't have fucked up feet wear some solid black or tan thongs
For slimmer fits wear some Nike Janowskis
For looser fits wear a nice pair of boots wear some timberlands or red wings
EzPz
>>26431159
Kentrays ONLY.
Anything but these are beta as fuck
>>26438959
You're fine then
>>26438713
this
i see roastie whores on kikebook wearing NBs
These were supposed to be my nice shoes but theyre turning into my work shoes pretty quick.
>>26430505
huh? newbalance are fucking dope and very in fashion right now. no one's gonna think you're autistic for wearing those
>>26441085
>Jordans
The only laceless footwear that are not autism are the Chelsea boot and the Australian work boot
>>26441175
They're max comfy.
Only problem is the sole is so soft it wears down quickly.
>>26441085
hello my african american friend
>>26441229
i've never met a person wearing those shoes that wasn't a massive fucking faggot and a bernie supporter
>>26431106
kek what isn't autistic to you? Converse, because you're mentally in highschool, right?
>>26441229
I have those and I see normies wearing them all the time. Pretty good and my grandma even had a pair that she said lasted 10 years and she walks a lot.
>>26441362
not him but there's nothing wrong with converse granted you wear them right
>>26431159
rock climbing shoes?
>>26441362
>posts shoes that 12 year olds wore in the 90s
>calls other people highschoolers
kill yourself you autistic piece of shit
>>26441297
You must live in San Francisco.
AHAHAH, not original.
>>26431208
>being so autistic you think people mean all sneakers are autism when they post shitty cheap white walking shoes.
>>26431338
>i know you are but what am i
you got destroyed tbqh mate
if you're autistic enough to regularly browse /r9k/ then you probably look the part regardless of you're shoes
If you are in any way confused by what autism shoes are - refer to this picture.
Autism shoes isn't all sneakers - it's cheap, shitty, clunky, ugly as fuck shoes that mothers buy their 11 year old sons.
>>26441404
I havent posted any shoes in this thread, sorry I made you sperg.
ITT - Guys who look like this get triggered by criticism.
