What are you getting your girlfriend for valentine's day?
This may come as a surprise but I do not have a gf.
>>26429858
edible underwear? wtf?
>>26429858
According to this, chocolate fondue but it's a moot point.
>everything is biggerin Texas
Who the fuck is jacquie lawson?
>>26429858
> mixtape
>cheap gifts
>cheap sex toys
>plus-sized lingerie
>mixtape
kek
Nothing, probably just going out to eat. Gonna end the night shooting my load over her huge ass booty.
>>26429858
>mixtape
>nigger state
O no surprises here
>>26429858
>be wage slave at fast food place
>see couples come in both young and old
>often times the man looks defeated and the female snaps at him what she wants
I'm happy I'm single
then I would have to put up with being expected to to get her shit of various random occasions?
>Romantic
>Motel
Featuring the soothing sounds and smells of the moldy AC unit
>>26429993
more romantic than kids chasing each other and banging on your door
Some hand sanitizer
Probably a nice wash with soap and water.
>>26429891
Howdy ho neighbor!773, South Side Chi
>>26429891
>>26431251
If you guys haven't been to the melting pot then you should go, even if it's by yourself the cheese and chocolate fondue is amazing.
But i guess don't do it on valentines day since it's obviously gonna be packed.
>>26429858
Nothing i never had one and i will never get one. I live a life of trash and or not caring about anything. Nobody ever wanted me why would anything change? i'm 35 it's over i had my time. It's time to just accept i will never know truly happiness or a women s touch without paying for it. Life is cruel and unforgiving
Karlheinz Stockhausen's Nachtmusik with picture related as a cover.
>>26431752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrTgPCxbfWY This is the song, I'm not sure yet on which album from the song to use, but this is the one I have in mind.
>>26429858
>plus sized lingerie
>>26432367
THATS NOT EVEN THE FUNNIEST ONE, ITS THE MIXTAPES
She already had her present twice today.It's my dick
>>26429858
>mixtape
I'm broke as fuck which is frustrating so I just told her I'm gonna cook her stir fry, that I'm asking my mother to buy me *sigh*
>>26429858
I'm getting my gf Rosy Palms some nice lotion.
>mixtape
Fucking niggers I swear
