>you're turning me on so much right now anon
What is your next step?
Be awkward and blow it
Suck her dick, of course.
>>26428719
"won't you go on my cam and put this code in, im waiting XD"
>>26428719
>is that so?
>begin putting hand down her crotch
>Wake up from my dream
>mfw.jpeg
I kiss her gently then run off to prep the bull.
panic and run away
post on 4chan about how stupid I am
>>26428861
You know, all throughout college my parents sent me valentine's day cards and little stuff like a tin of homemade cookies or something.
Jesus Christ. 26 years.
>>26428719
Crashing this plane with no survivors
no, not even you robot
>>26428719
*Unzips dick*
[totes orige comumento]
>>26428719
letmetellyouaboutthejews.gif
>>26428719
assuming she's already wet for you, there isn't a lot you can do to fuck up, besides having a little dick
>>26428719
run away. i feel intense shame at the thought of interacting with other human beings in any sexual context
>>26428719
>those eyes
>that long, thin, choppy hair
Holy shit. My spaghetti
>*slide over it as you run, rolling around, dropping more spaghetti until you finally drown in it
>>26429033
I'm pretty sure when I go away to college my parents are going to call to tell me how much fun they're having now that I'm not putting a damper on their lives
>>26428719
We both laugh at her amazing joke.
>>26429132
>besides having a little dick
Well, I guess that eliminates me ever having sex. Not like I didn't know that anyways.
>>26428719
Well, now that you mention it...
>>26428719
Get close to her face with your face, stare into her eyes lustfully, and kiss her. Start with a peck, then pull out. She may pull you back in and just go with it, if not give her another short look then go at it.
>>26429310
>>26429047
LOL.
Response during the dream: "Well I won't be turning you off, that's for sure babe."
Response right now: >>26428743
>>26428861
>>26429010
>>26429118
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>>26429147
i think that's michael jackson's daughter
>>26428995
kek to be fair
Okay, down girl. Keep it in your pants.
put my hand on her thigh
>get real intimate
>realise you cant even get a hardon
>realise that you are a dead inside to enjoy the physical contact given by a qt grill
>go home
>consider suicide
>play videogames 2 days straight instead
True story from last week.
>>26430056
Dude. Same thing, except... Well story time. We tried to fuck last Friday but I went limp. Went over Tuesday and killed it. Idk I was drunk and smoking a lot, try going no fap for a week until the night before you bang. Whiskey dicking is a low for sure
