>hey there! it's not too common to see a boy as cute as you are around these parts!
>we're about to play some curling, wanna be our cheerleader? ;)
>>26427800
>inviting somebody to watch you play a game
>Play curling
What are you going to fucking see who can get the most reps?
What is this shit?
>>26427800
Yes, but I want camo pants to let me in them
>>26428380
interesting, you are attracted to the smallest guy there?
>>26427857
https://youtu.be/v2MagIsyupM
You had me up until you said curling, sorry, I'm not gay
>>26428414
camo pants is the cutest guy there
>>26428414
To be fair he's still huge by non /fit/ standards.
Is that PPMD?
Fuck off Chads you just want to fuck my bp and won't care about me or listen to my nonsense or cuddle me and whisper how it's all going to be fine.
>>26428893
>implying that isn't how you want to be treated
I had no idea you needed to be so buff to toss a rock across some ice
>>26427800
hehe o-ok
>>26427800
Fuck no sucking dick makes my jaws hurt and its feels like a shit inside of me came to life once a dick is in it
>>26430244
Guess im never having any sex then.
Oh well.
>hey anon, take your shirt off and come here!we're takin selfies for the sluts it's gonna be so cash we'll post it all over instagram!
>>26427800
>psychiatric disturbance
>testicular atrophy
>Left ventricular hypertrophy
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1768197/
>>26427800
y-yes please
Only if you cum in me
>>26427800
in my fucking dreams ;_;
why do these threads exist? just to torture me?
Camo pants is the only one actually good looking, the other ones look like gorillas.
>>26431572
>being this jelly
>Implying you wouldn't let them savagely devour your butthole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj2wH8m0v7Y
>tfw no buff bf
