i don't know which is gayer, but eating a dude's butthole is nastier

>letting people force you into being a faggot
literally why

>>26426923
What's the story here mate?

you could pretend that you're eating a girl's ass
but you couldn't pretend that you're sucking a girl's dick (girls don't have dicks, shut the fuck up you stupid memers)

>>26426923
what drug dealer did you try and swindle? also, suck the dick, eating ass is disgusting no matter the gender

if it's a feminine penis and you say no homo you're fine

>>26426975
me getting in the HS football team depends on it

>>26426975
>me getting in the HS football team depends on it
Oh, that's why? Perfect idea. Steal a cheerleader's uniform, arrange to meet the team in the locker room where they will find you face down, ass up in the showers with your boipucci waiting to be pounded.

>>26427024
You're a fucking idiot if this is true. But on reflection, I'm sure it isn't.

god i'm glad i never applied for football team

>>26427024
that's one of my fantasies

do both senpai

>>26430406
>be me
>shy nerd guy always bullied by Chad jocks
>they secretly molested me and raped my ass in the locker room constantly
>follow me to the bathroom and stick their dicks in my ass
>there was also a black guy in the Chad squad

Nothing feels better than being Chad's little bitch do it ok.