I've got a huntsman living in the corner of my ceiling. She eats all the mosquitos and other annoying insects, never bothering me. Sometimes when I'm lying in bed, looking up at her, I fantasize about her turning anthropomorphic and gracefully lowering herself down onto me. She's starting to wrap me up, as if I'm her prey. She starts with my hands, then the rest of my arms, then my chest and the rest of my torso. She leaves my cock untouched and starts on my legs and feet. Then, when she's all done and I can't move at all, she approaches my cock to have some fun with her catch.
>>26423224
You're an odd one OP. I'll give you that.
>Have a bunch of spiders everywhere
>Never harm them
>Find Muffet to be best girl
>Still no spider fetish or fap to spider monster girls
I don't get it. Birds though...
My grandma loves spider webs, she thinks they are beautiful and never trashes them.
KILL ALL SPIDERS
I have a gigantic pet Tarantula named Gigan.
I used to capture and nail spiders with needles. Fuck them.
>>26423353
Ive got one of those too, mines pretty small though and I can't hold it because it bites everything it comes into contact with. It's a green bottle blue almost full grown that I raised from a sling. Tarantulas really are the ideal robot pet
>>26423440
I have held mine several times, at first I was really scared but then I realized it didn't care. It just kept sitting like a rock.
>>26423224
you'll probably just end up eating her, OP
but stay patient, it might happen
>>26423264
>odd
K E K
K E K
K E K
>>26423534
Eating her? In my sleep?
I don't think so. Her legspan's about 8 inches.
>>26423224
>Be spider
>Chilling making webs n shit
>sperglord starts staring
>ohgodplsgo.jpg
>he whips out his dick and gets up in one motion
>runs over to me
>tfw i got dicksmashed
>>26423224
huntman's cant lower themselves down on their webs idiot
Huntsmans are notable for not being able to produce webs
>>26423681
>>26423746
Stop ruining my fantasy you fucking dicks
>>26423224
>>26423618
>tfw you will never be a spider forced down a sperglord's urethra.
Probably for the best actually.
>>26423894
I've actually tried with a silverfish and an ant. Silverfish drowned in my precum and the ant bit me in the uretha.
Never again no matter how horny I get.
>>26424048
I don't give a fuck about your post, but that picture made me giggle like a little girl. Thanks man.
