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>Be me, level 60 Actual Faggot >Talking to cute guy I met
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>Be me, level 60 Actual Faggot
>Talking to cute guy I met on tinder, 8/10 IMO
>Talk about getting together, maybe for a date, maybe for straight sex
>Drive over to his house, relatively close
>Knock on door, when he answers, he looks way excited
>Literally sprints to middle of living room, gets on knees, unzips pants, starts jacking, opens mouth
>Fuck it, I'm horny
>Start getting blowjob, feels pretty great, guy knows what he's doing
>Cum, pretty great, 7/10
>Wont stop sucking, going just as hard, swallows everything, now groaning as well
Whoa.what
>Try to politely pull out, say I need a minute, but too beta to force it
>He fucking wraps his arms around me, cums on my shoes, goes twice as hard
>Really uncomfortable, try pushing him off forcefully, my dick fucking hurts now 0/10
>He just keeps grunting and sucking away
>Grab him and shove him off as hard as I can, yank up pants, and flee the scene
>He's screaming at the top of his lungs the whole time behind me to come back
>Sends me a bunch of weird ass messages on tinder before I block him

I've almost completely lost interest in men since then, holy fuck what a weirdo.

Also, general WTF stories thread.
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>>26423180
What state
Can we be friends or more
>tfw no one wants a monogamous fag relationship
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>>26423558 Only if you're a QT grill now, no longer interested in men
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>>26423939
what if greel and not QT?
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>>26423939
I'm a dude, but maybe reconsider? I just want a comfy bf family
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>>26424002

Greel?

Suicide black player, legit considering

>>26424018

u gotta kik? also cali?

Only if you're 6'7, 170 pounds<, Hella muscular, and have laser eyes
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>>26424117
I have a kik but I put the email in my name
I'm a short young chubber on the east coast
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>>26423180
That's what you get for being a faggot
Welcome back to the world of sane, straight men
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>>26424172

Fly to California, strip off all clothes, run screaming down the street, and I'll consider bailing you out and continuing relationship from there
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>>26424172

Real talk, not looking for a relationship, I'm shitty quality bf, and we live on opposite sides of a continent, sorry bro
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am Cali, no es fag
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>>26425096

Nice nice, want a BJ? I won't grab your asshole until I've sucked your crotch off, promise
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