>tfw severe anxiety
>tfw out of cigarettes
>tfw have to talk to wagie clerk to get them
>tfw scared of spilling pasta
Why does marlboro have to be such a weird name. It's hard to say. What are some easier to pronounce packs?
>tfw stopped smoking because I thought the filipino lady at the corner store resented me for it
>tfw ordering food at a restaurant
>tfw the dish you want has some retarded kitschy name
>tfw you don't want to say it in front of the cute waitress
>tfw you try to explain what you want without using the term
>tfw you come off looking like an even bigger autist
camels I guess
just say Marboro don't even bother with the l
just say marbro. or find a different brand. american smokes are shit anyway
>he can't say Marlboro because of his shit tier rhotic accent
Americucks btfo
>>26421563
Just say mar-bro, they'll get it
Mar-burr-roll
Come on man
>>26421563
Get camels, people have been smoking them since the 50s for good reason, it's good shit
>>26421563
You can just say marb for short senpai
Think of the pronunciation like this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_of_Marlborough_%28title%29
Just say a pack of marb reds
>>26421563
>Marlboro
>not just saying "Marbies"
Its NORMIE lingo, if you say it no one will bat an eye and youll get "cool points", and much easier than Marl-boro
>>26422077
do normies actually do this?
I've never heard of it
Just say Reds
I'm going to give it a try anons, wish me luck
Here's one life-changing word: "Newpoats."
>>26422077
This guy is bating you op
>>26423639
I'm not a nigger thoughThat wasn't an original post kek
