To the Robots of /r9k/,
I have contemplated for years the possibility that I may be a normie. To confirm or negate this, I would like you all to interview me in order to determine my status.
-Anonymous
>>26420021
Please. Go. Please.
If you need ro ask you don't belong here.
>>26420021
how many piss jugs do you own?
>>26420094
One. It used to be a large apple juice container. One time, I filled it a solid 3/4 of the way full.
Please help I need to be interviewed
When was the last time you had a conversation with a woman that lasted longer than, say, thirty seconds?
>>26420021
>are you a virgin?
if no don't bother with the other questions
>are you over 18?
>do you piss in bottles
>do you partake in hobbies that lead to isolation, even if indirectly?
>>26420361
Six months
>>26420371
>Yes
>Yes
>No
>Yes
>>26420407
You're robot enough for me, stick around pham
>>26420444
The trips don't lie
You are a robot, brother.
>>26420444
everything about this post makes me really happy thank you brosef
Don't call us, we'll call you
>>26420494
Thank you for your time. It's been an honor interviewing with you.
