Ask a Chad who just fucked a 6/10 girl in front of her beta boyfriend anything
Did you know the Oculus Rift has been bought out by Facebook?
>>26419321
Do you want a cookie or something?
>>26419321
Did he touch himself?
>>26419321
It probably was a gook tqbh
>>26419348
who the fuck plays video games apart from lonely losers? lol
>>26419349
no thanks breh doesn't fit into my macros
>>26419352
probably, the only time I looked at him was when I flipped him off
>>26419362
>touching gooks
>ever
I don't get what the appeal is, their pussies usually stank something fierce from all their soy sauce or whatever the fuck it is gooks eat. This was a white girl from Alabama
>>26419368
>who the fuck plays video games apart from lonely losers? lol
lots of people play video games. including chads and people who have sex. yes, COD, Madden, NBA 2K and LOL are games despite being casual as fuck
Friends xD
>>26419392
>playing sports video games rather than just playing the real sport itself
if I wanted to play shooty shooty pew pew I would just go to a gun range and fire a real gun
>>26419392
>current year
>not understanding satire
Which town in Fable 2 did you do this in?
It's believable that this cuckoldry scenario could exist, and it's even possible such a person would post a smug and smarmy thread on /r9k/. Your response, however, are roleplaying tier horseshit. This is obviously just your sexual fantasy, and you're pretty fucking pathetic.
>>26419452
>fable 2
What is that?
>>26419468
lol shut the fuck up beta go shove your perfect grammar up your granny's ass
>>26419427
Story? In full depth.....like balls deep story.
cannot believe people are falling for this bait
this is boring im sorry for lying
>tfw some betafaggot thought it'd be a great idea to project their cuck fantasies on /r9k/
>screencapped
Ask a beta who has a fetish for watching his gf spread her HIV infection to other men. Nothing gets me off harder when she calls them the next month telling them they might wanna get checked
>>26419637
So this is me, regular old pal at campus that sometimes scores, and is exacerbated by the company of either betas or chads. Call me Norman the normie.
ayy I ain't even in duh campuses mayne, sheeeeeit
Wow fuck all of you
>>26419321
That's cool, man. Can I borrow some ramen? I'll give you some dryer sheets or something.
>tfw all these fucking normalshits are partying
>tfw roommate gang banged some 6/10 Stacey whore
>tfw trying to watch anime
>tfw daddy paid for my expenses so I'm forced to go
Anyone need a dogsitter?
>>26419874
hello rato
CHINAMAN
Every building should have elevators
>>26419874
>This is the balding rat
It's not a rat. It's a wombat.
