who /solo movie goer/ here? About to watch king fu panda 3 in an empty theater.
Connection in here is kind of slow. But if you request something I'll try to do it.
Also just came from getting pissed on by a dominatrix.
>>26416509
Family just came in
Did you bring your falcon?
>>26416657
What? I don't even want you to elaborate
>>26416509
Have you seen the other Kung Fu Pandas? Because it would be a shame to just jump into the 3rd installment, anon.
>>26416671
Who are you going to partner up with during the dance intermission then???
>>26416590
Make it known that this is your territory by throwing popcorn at them
>>26416509
Here in the UK its pretty uncommon to go to the cinema by yourself
I do it every weekend
Uni cinema costs only 3 quid
>>26416695
Yeah I've seen them
Movie starting soon
>>26416728
Cool people I think
I'll tell you how this movie is if this thread lives I guess.
>>26417006
this is technically piracy, anon
>>26417006
so much plot armor in that flick senpai
>>26417006
>nigger panda III featuring fat black
how the fuck is this possible?
Piss on the floor
>>26417037
Uh senpai it's actually "Kung Fu" panda III featuring "Jack" Black. Common mistake
Why are you watching a kids flick by yourself you creepy weirdo?
>>26417150
I can to watch Star Wars, but they don't play it anymore here. I didn't have time to check the listing s because I just came from my dominatrix.
I want to see deadpool in theaters but afraid of people. Ask if a deadpool release mean a pack theatre. He said yes
>>26417150
are you new here?
origami desu
>>26417210
>mfw your dominatrix forces you to watch kung fu panda
>>26417308
I was baiting. your poist is very ironic since you are obviously the new one here
>>26416509
ah there is nothing comfier than an entire cinema to yourself. I love going very early when all wagecucks are working
>>26416509
>just came from getting pissed on by a dominatrix
This is infinitely more interesting than the fact you're going to a movie by yourself, something even my gf used to do before we met
>>26417413
It was fun. She tied my cock and balls too and made me worship her feet.
Sat on my face and made me sniff her ass, and then she took me to the alert and pissed on me.
I didn't com but it was great.
>>26417569
Shower* oops. Obviously my typing is bad
>>26416509
The last film I went to go see in the cinema was The Tale of Princess Kaguya. It was literally just me and the movie, no one else came in.
I pissed in my bottle because why the fuck not, no one would have seen me.
It was comfy as fuck and I'm gonna see Zootopia alone when it comes out.
>>26417210
>came from my dominatrix.
Details Anon, details.
>>26417657
Shit never mind, just read this >>26417569
I'm considering seeing one myself, how much did yours cost?
>>26417677
I paid $200
But they range from 150-300
She charges 300 normally. My session was about 1hr 30min
Probably just waited on you OP. Enjoy the flick. At least 1/3 come in alone.
>>26417977
The movie was ok...
7/10
>>26418532
As expected desu. J.K simmons is the only draw.
Did yo udo anYthing cool?
