>2 page essay due tomorrow morning
>haven't even started
who else /crazy/
>>26416145
2 page meh, you can still do it
>>26416145
Savage af, OP
>>26416234
But i'd rather shitpost
>300 word essay due next week
>haven't even opened up Word
who /screwed/ here
This board is for 18+ under age please go.
>>26416145
>>26416301
Bitch please? 300 words? 2 pages?
15k word dissertation, 2 weeks.
>>26416145
>100 word essay due monday
who /totallyscrewed/ here?
>>26416145
>>26416301
>2 page
>300 word
Damn what will you do now!
I've done 3000-4000 words in a day
Weak, do a 4 page essay 2 hours before class and come back
I finally made a resume today.
been procrastinating that shit for weeks.
vodka time to celebrate not being lazy for once...
>tfw 33 word essay due next month
>>26416356
That must've been the shittiest essay ever written
>be me
>have 3000 word report on the ecology of Orcas
>only have a weeks holiday to do it
who here /fucked/?
>>26416371
lmao I didn't even finish my resume but sent it out to companies anyway.they didn't reply
>>26416394
It was average/nice you must be low I.Q. or something.
>>26416301
>>26416356
>>26416422
Never understood why anyone worried about doing anything <1000 words in one night
>10 word sentence about my weekend due Monday
Should I just kill myself now and get it over with?
>>26416380
>tfw 5-10 word quote due by end of semester
>>26416145
>Tfw ironically responding like I'm oblivious to the meme
This is some post ironic memering.
>10 second recorded soliloquy due by Easter
wtf do I do anons
>have to press any button to continue on game
>have to do it whenever i want
who else /complete madman/?
>>26416145
>15'000 page fantasy story about little girls due in 60 years
who /damaged/ here?
>6 hour long meme symphony due on monday
who else /alreadyhalfwaythere/?
>have to catch a plane with bad guys tomorrow
>don't get to bring friends
who /smallguy/ here?
>have to make an original /r9k/ post before the captcha resets
hell on earth
>>26417281
>have to talk
>if i dont i'll be thrown out of plane
>dont fly so good
>only a hired gun but i'm loyal
>what do?
>dank memes overdue
>throw a temper tantrum once i realize this will never get me laid
>>26416145
>exam
>uses pen
>tfw 7 word post due next year
>>26416252
I'll write it for you. $0,04 / word.
Let me know.
>fully spent life due when I die
>haven't even started
>>26418371
Already completing it as we speak friendo.
>>26416145
I never do my work. Given up on life desu. Maybe if I finally have that one big failure people will stop expecting anything and I can slowly ebb out of their lives until I an hero
>>26416301
>17 syllable haiku due next year
>haven't even opened up notepad
>$450 in rent due tomorrow
>No job, $130 in my bank account
I'm insane in the membrane OP
>>26416145
I once wrote a 5 page paper in 30 minutes. Got full points on it too. You'll be fine.
10 problem set for algebra due monday. LOL time for league of legends
you can do 2 pages in an hour the fuck
>tfw started walking around with a loaded pistol tucked into my overalls
>no idea how to use it
>one dot on the page due for the next big bang
the pen is in my hand but i dont even know where to start
>>26416366
Wrote a 3 page essay in 45 minutes on Wednesday.
>>26416466
2 days ago I did 1k words in 2 hours. Pretty easy tbqhwya
>>26417153
Just read about this guy. I wonder if his books are actually any good.
the feeling of needing to wake up for work in 54079 hours
Has anyone here actually had to do any lengthy work? Handed in 23,000 words of assessed work about a week ago.
I can only type papers the last minute it's due. I literally can't use my brain on typing things before they are due.
>tfw typed a 4 page narrative rough draft and final copy yesterday morning an hour before it was due
>>26416145
>5 slide PowerPoint due on Wednesday
>contemplating not doing it and failing
>>26416145
What's your essay on, anon? I could write some of it for you.
>>26416145
>be Harvard graduate student
>150 page thesis is due in a week
>Im shooting up heroin and posting on 4chan
who else /completelymentallystable/?
>have to spell a three letter word in 6 months years
>who else here /suicide watch/
>>26416145
>>2 page essay due tomorrow morning
>>haven't even started
>who else /crazy/
>mfw that's the length of my paper intros and I judge the hell out of shitposting trolls
>need to write essays for tommorow morning
>tfw cant stop fapping
i got 2 essays to write, hopefully to finish in the next two hours, lets hope to god i close r9k or the internet in general after this
>>26416145
>be me
>take online classes
>barely touched any of the material
>due date coming up for this unit
>SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTT
>HELP HELP HELP
>I DONT HAVE THE ENERGY TO DO THIS SHIT
>I LITERALLY FEEL LIKE PASSING OUT WHEN STARTING
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HELPHELHELP
>all these newfaggots who don't know about the 'essay due' joke
What a terrible time to be alive.
>>26421553
>be me
>be bad
>essay due meme is me
>sshhhhhhhhhhhiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEETTTTT
