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ITT: Blatant lies normies told you >You'll make a special
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ITT: Blatant lies normies told you

>You'll make a special girl happy one day
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>>26416116
>>You'll make a special girl happy one day
Don't let your dreams be dreams OP
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>You're so smart but you just don't try!
STOP

I AM TRYING SO HARD
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>>26416146
Haha wow you're a saddo
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>>26416135
>inb4 chromozoned.jpg
Even potatoes want Chad.

>>26416116
>Don't worry, you'll be their boss when you grow up!
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>>26416135
This.
Someone has to fuck all those mong girls. It's not the normie's fault you're too much of an uppity bitch to do it.
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>>26416146
>"we'll be happy with you no matter how you do, as long as you try!"
>spend hours every day studying for an exam
>get a B-
>"you need to try harder! you're capable of so much more"
i'm not smart. please stop telling me i'm smart. i feel like my head is going to explode.
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>>26416146

This. Most everyone I've met has thought I was intelligent, when I'm actually an idiot.

>hurdur you're too smart to be working there
>hurdur you're too smart for this place
>hurdur you're so smart you're just lazy
>hurdur you're so smart anon why don't you do something with yourself?

If I'm so smart why am I such a fucking loser at the age of 26? I've been trying forever, I'm just too much of a dumb shitter to get anything right.
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>>26416116
>JUST B YOU'RESELF
>it gets better
>the world is just/there is karma
>"don't worry anon, i'm sure you'll find someone"
>socializing is fun
>there's a god who will sort things out
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>"when you have kids of your own someday..."
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>>26416199
>>26416146
They know you're stupid. They're being polite. Socially, you're not allowed to imply that people are born unequal, so when someone performs poorly it has to be because of their laziness.
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>>26416247
They should check their non lazy privilege.
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>anime is a good story telling device
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I feel sorry for jeb.
>ultimate super chad war hero dad becomes president
>tfw that's my dream
>brother goes to prestigious private schools
>chad brother George becomes president
>tfw graduate a state school
>tfw marry short Latina
>have kids
>my daughter is a druggie in and out of rehab
>my son was getting in trouble in school
>get depressed
>get bullied by George during family gatherings
>his kids are in ivy liege schools and are white
>tfw mine look like they sell oranges at the flea market
>Try to run for president
>things are looking good, I think I'll be the rep nominee
>this Trump guy comes in out of nowhere
>call him names because I think he's just playing
>tfw get stumped
>keep attacking maybe this will work
>get stumped so hard
>tfw at 3 percent
>tfw my $75.00 guaca bowls aren't selling
>fail in Iowa
>this won't happen again
>spend 36.1 million dollars in NH
>only get 31,310
>tfw 4th place
>tfw spent $1150 per vote
>I could have given people two hundred dollars to vote for me and I would have won by a landslide
>I don't think I'll ever be POTUS
>tfw kill myself before November
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>>26416197
This, FUCKING THIS, FUCK GENETICS FUCK THEM, FUCK GENETICS, FUCK GENETICS, FUCK GENETIIIIIICS!!!
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>>26416247
>They're being polite.
Don't. It screws people up, especially young kids. If someone isn't smart, don't tell them they're smart.

http://www.theatlantic.com/education/archive/2015/06/the-s-word/397205/

When you tell a kid he's smart when he succeeds in something, he attributes all his mistakes to not being smart. He becomes afraid of making mistakes and stops taking risks.
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>>26416269
t b h motivation is genetically/environmentally determined as well (determinism and all that) so joke's on them.
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>Always treat women with respect and kindness. They love guys like that.

>Girls don't care about that kinda stuff.
(In regards to: height, looks, wealth, dick size, etc...)
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>>26416232
>This will be useful when you start to live on your own
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>>26416324
Oh I don't do that personally, just explaining what I've observed. Our social culture is based on lies. Being honest gets you called an asshole or autistic, you get socially rejected for 20 years, and you end up here.
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>>26416352
>>Always treat women with respect and kindness.
You should do this anyways. Because they're human beings.

Everyone deserves your respect until they give you a reason not to respect them.
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>>26416352
>Girls don't care about that kinda stuff.
>Always treat women with respect and kindness.
These are told to children because they won't understand otherwise. Imagine if you were told "girls only care about money", that would seriously affect your aspirations and worldview growing up.

It's an ideal, you're supposed to see through that and understand how it applies to the real world.
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>>26416377
Politeness is given, respect is earned. There's a difference.
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>Better times are just around the corner
Which corner, its been years
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>>26416407
This.

I'm not gonna be rude to anyone for the sake of it, that's just being a prick. But I don't automatically respect people I know nothing about.
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>>26416396
I wonder what would happen if you redpilled someone since birth? Not in a negative way, just raising them with that knowledge. How would they develop, knowing the truth? Turbochad? Suicide in first grade? What long-term goals would they have?

It would be an interesting experiment.
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>>26416430
What do you mean by "respect"?
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>>26416407
I don't know. Maybe I'm just naive. I think you should respect everyone and then retract it when they show they don't deserve it.
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>High school will be the most fun years of your life.
>College will be the most fun years of your life.
>You can be anything when you grow up.
>Your going to have to beat the girls away with a stick when you get older.
>Things will get better soon, you'll see.
>It will work out for you.
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>>26416453

Respecting someone you don't know is just patronizing egoism born from the history of middle-class niceties.

You have no reason to respect or disrespect someone until you know them or know something about them.

Now, I get what you're saying; my problem is that you're calling that neutral period "respect" when it's really not.
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>YOLO
I died so often, I lost count.
And no, after I revived I wasn't undead, I was legit alive again
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>>26416443
Not the guy you're responding to, but:

Taking someone's opinion seriously, putting their words on the same level as (or higher than) your own. Something you do for experts, heroes, elders, etc. People who have done something great, or at least have done more than you have. It's kind of an old-fashioned concept I guess. Point is, you have to have done something to receive it. You don't just get respect for no reason.
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>>26416437
they blue pill kids. Santa, Easter bunny, girls don't care about looks or money, we are all equal,and so on. If they redpilled kids since birth there will be a lot less SJWs and leftists. There would be more dangerous racists and there will be another Holocaust so big, not one jew will live.
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Screw normies and their venomous lies.
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>>26416498
you should never do that then, even the biggest douche can have correct opinions about something.
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I'm so sick of normies laughing off how I feel. Something's wrong with me. I feel like shit every day and their solution is always, "Stop doing that." How the fuck am I supposed to stop this? Do they think I'm making a conscious decision to be a nervous wreck? I feel like crying. I'm tearing up now. There's no end to this shit. I wasn't like this five years ago. Something's gone very wrong and there's no solution.
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>Just change the things you don't like about yourself
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>>26416535
You've got brain problems. Realize this and you'll feel better.

Well actually you'll still feel like shit, but at least you'll know why and you won't be so consumed by it. It'll be more like having a sprained ankle than a part of your actual consciousness.

t. someone who gets anxiety for no fucking reason, like when I'm walking to the fridge or getting in my car.
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>>26416158
>Even potatoes want Chad.
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>>26416591
I understand that I have brain problems. I just want something to make things better, but at least here in the UK you get given shitty SSRIs and told to be more positive.
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>>26416437
>I wonder what would happen if you redpilled someone since birth?
This doesn't work. Children don't have reasoning that is as complex as adults have. If you tell a kid (in kid terms) that it's okay to be bad, he'll be bad and he'll try hard. You would just be raising a future resident of a juvenile prison.
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>>26416116
Poor Jeb, I almost feel sorry for him.

https://youtu.be/7yHckRTkcZg
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>Wearing these braces will give you amazing teeth and make people like you!
Fuck you for wasting $6000 of my parents money, I would've rather just had crooked teeth.
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>>26416461
>mfw they couldn't have possibly been any more wrong
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>>26416676
kek ;-:
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>What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.
Ever heard of trauma?
>You'll find the right person someday, you just
have to wait.
Because waiting is a solution. Might as well fall into the eternal sleep.
>You should be more optimistic, miracles happen everyday.
People also die everyday, and without being pessimistic, I'll never get around the planning fallacy.
>Just speak your mind already.
People can't handle my opinions.
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>>26416116
>I love you
/thread
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>>26416116
>I promise if we take Saddam out the whole situation in middle east is gonna get much bettef
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>>26416135
Someone post that picture of a tard girl friendzoning another tard, and having a chad bf.
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>>26416676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O74XDI-o7xc

Jeb is a true robot
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>>26416146

It's true though, most academia now a days is about determination and forcing yourself to sit down and remember information rather than actual practical intelligence senpai.

> source: was special ed for everything except history and now have a 3.7GPA in STEM.

It's not that hard anon.
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>>26416146
>always scored the highest on tests in maths and science
>"hey anon how long do you study for?"
>"I don't study."
>visibly upset face because they get the lowest scores and study their heart out
>I only felt pity for them but they had friends and I didn't

I learned that friends are distractions
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>>26416294
>George H.W. Bush
>Chad

Have you seen Barbara?
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>>26416535
Realize your body can fuck with your brain and how you feel and if you don't get the proper nutrients and exercise you will feel shitty. Try walking for ten minutes a day, and eating healthy things with lots of vitamins and it'll help you feel better in the future.
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>>26416146
>study for test/quiz
>take the test
>get score back
>it's shit
>some kid who never pays attention and never stop talking gets a near perfect score
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>>26416488
Yeah, there's this blurring of the definitions of respect and courtesy,
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>>26417907
I was one of the kids that never studied and got good grades.
Still a robot at 24 with no college degree.
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>things will be different after elementary school! Everyone will love you
>things will be different after middle school! Everyone will love you
>things will be different after high school! Everyone will love you
>things will be different after college! Everyone will love you
>things will be different once you get a job! Everyone will love you
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>>26416461
>You're going to have to beat the girls away with a stick when you get older.
>mfw I'm beating them with a stick anyway
Feels good mi familia to be honesto
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>>26417248
:'( sorry for that guy
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>>26416247
That's not polite in any way.
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>>26416116
>>You'll make a special girl happy one day
Prove it won't happen one day
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>>26416396
That's one long-winded way to say that it's feel-good bullshit.
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>>26416966
>cant handle my opinions
are you a conspiratist or something?
i bet you say the catchphrase "the jews did it" pretty often
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>>26416503
pretty piss poor logic that you jump straight to, "kill the jews." been on /pol/ too long?

if anything there would be genocide in regards to

> (height, looks, wealth, dick size, etc...)
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>>26417956
Me too, though I'm 25
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>>26416146
At least you know you're stupid. People on this board thinking they are "very smart but lazy" are beyond saving.
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