Have any of you been party vanned before?
>>26414583
Almost. I had a cop get all up in my shit once when I was 19 and I was fucking a 15 year old at the time.
>>26414583
only into an actual party van
A cop came to my house because I shot a 10 year old when I was 14 years old with a BB gun for stealing my candy
When I made what some people would call terrorist threats at my school the cops came to my house and searched my room for guns and bombs and such. Next time I did it, they came to the d00r, once it was open they then forced them selves in and hauled me off to jail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgtQj8O92eI
>>26415034
STORY NIG
I've been raided by the police 5 times in the last 20 months. I've also been pulled over and arrested at 3 illegal stops and one legal stop in the same time. About 2/3rd shift of the associated charges have been dismissed.
Responsible entities: 3 County police forces, two city police forces, bureau of criminal investigation, SEMCA, the ATF, the DEA, and a DT seek and search warrant 2 week duration by the DHS.
>>26415034
>19 and fucking a 15 year old
baka
>>26414583
>was given verbal warning by police and beat to shit by my dad for shooting high school kids going to the bus stop with a gas powered BB gun at 7
>detained for stealing cigarettes at 9
>detained for playing with a .44 snub nose revolver at age 9
>detained for setting the woods behind a hospital on fire at 13
>arrested and charged under computer fraud and abuse act for hacking at 15
>arrested for assault four times at 16
>>26415232
>I've been raided by the police 5 times in the last 20 months
what for?
>>26415285
Fucking savage mate. I'm impressed with you.
>>26415313
A long and complicated story. Ostensibly for alleged narcotics and firearms distribution but they never found firearms or more than personal quantitissues of major and shatter at any of the 4 properties of mine they raided.
The whole truth is too complicated and sensitive.
>>26414583
Lol no, once I got bailed in the middle of walking my dog for apparently raping a girl.
Explaining to police that I am still handholdless virgin at 20 was more humilating than the beating I got.
>>26415374
Quantities of mmj and shatter*
Excuse the auto correct.
>>26414583
I got picked up for a domestic once with no charges pressed but thats about it
>Suck my dick, you can't fucking touch me you fucking faggot.
>>26415436
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Seriously, how do all of those not add up to a prison sentence.
>>26415505
What we're you replying to?
>>26415505
I'm not even sure desu. I'm relatively tame nowdays, but I do have my moments where I have the urge to do stupid shit.
>>26415527
He was replying to >>26415502 before I removed and reposted it.
>>26415505
>>26415533
The answer is police don't care if you're poor and unruly or rich and submissive. They only hate you when you try to transition from poor to rich without marrying yourself to the system.
>>26415527
Just check the archives, deleted posts always show up there.
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/26414583/#26415436
Shot my neighbor's yappy dog with a 22lr in the middle of the night a couple years back.
The next morning, they called the police and they questioned everyone on the block.
>12 noon
>see police stop at each house
>they get to mine
>they knock on door
>i open door, go on porch and close/lock the door behind me
>"Can I help you?"
>Yes. Would you happen to know anything about the recent death of your neighbor's dog? Their dog was shot."
>"Nope. Anything else I can help you with?"
>"No, that's it. Have a good day."
Didn't hear from them again.
>>26415374
why open can of beans you won't spill.
pls leave
>>26415376
>Explaining to police that I am still handholdless virgin
why did you do that
>>26416167
He was suspected of rape so maybe he thought that would get him off the hook.
>>26415901
I hope you die alone.
origano comment
>>26416167
>>26416193
Actually it did. After they saw how big sperglord I am, they realized there is no way in hell I could have commited rape.
Also, later the girl confirmed that it wasnt me.
The attacker was less fat and more "manly"
Apparently walking the dog out at 1100 pm isnt the best idea.
