>tfw my neighbour's bathroom window is just across my kitchens
>tfw I see her showering day in and day out.
>even see her nakid a few times
>tfw I have to cook but she makes everything uncomfortable
when will this suffering end?
>>26412427
She knows you watch her. And she likes it.
Don't get me wrong. She doesn't like you, she just likes being watched.
Suffering?
This is a beautiful woman walking around naked and you're going to call it suffering?
This is something that comes about once in a lifetime, when we were boys we would look out the window and wonder why can't there be a naked woman there? And you're going to throw it all away?
>>26412457
>>26412491
I just want to cook you cucks
>>26412427
You have two options:
1) You put up curtains (this is the boring way)
2) You get her to notice you and you put on a scat porn solo making sure she sees everything. She'll either put up curtains or press charges against you. Either way, you win.
>>26412427
record it and post it here you faggot
>>26412845
Do this op
>>26412859
But also this
>>26412427
Girl across the street did this, pretty hot, but her curtains haven't opened in ages now because she has a BF and i think he caught her doing it
>>26412605
Then just cook? So what if she sees you from across. Like everyone said, she knows you're watching. Just be a goddamn man and make some fucking food.
KATE IS A FILTHY FUCKING WHORE STOP POSTING HER
>>26412491
This
Listen to Kramer
>>26412949
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqH6ryd9bLg
just put on something which takes a while to cook, get a beer, a chair, and enjoy the view
maybe take your phone with you and get some pics to share with us
>>26412976
alex is the only top tier lost fu
>>26412605
https://youtu.be/7Ake5iEDtPM?t=244
Cooking show?
>>26412985
This do it now
>be at home
>really bored
>look out of the window
>into house across the street
>naked lady shouting at a child
what
>>26413007
I always wondered how grills in Lost could keep their armpits shaven despite being in the jungle all the time.
>>26413566
>be at home
>really bored
>be naked lady
>shout at child
>>26414156
clearly electromagnetism did it
>>26414156
Same way Jack's stubble always stayed the same lenght.
>be 15 years old
>next door neighbor is this 30 year old super skinny lady who lives alone
>parents are gone so jerk off on their computer
>computer has a window next to it, driveway and neighbor's house only are visible from it
>jerking it real good and cum
>turn to the left
>see neighbor lady standing right at the window watching me
>she was watching a 15 year old boy jerk it and cum all over his chest
>she shuts her drapes really fast
A few years later....
>about 20 years old or something
>I go running in the neighborhood a lot
>she drives by me while I'm running and is like "I go to the lake to run, wanna come with me?
>"No thanks"
She was attractive too. I don't know why I said no.
>>26414250
>"No thanks"
fucking autist
more lewd greentext pls
[limited edition. do not replicate]
>>26414250
>I don't know why I said no
i know
