eggman is balding at alarmingly fast rate
That's extremely uninteresting.
>>26411584
How much sex do you think the Eggmaster gets on a daily basis?
>>26411608
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>>26411617
Well, that isn't saying much. I'm a kv NEET.
>>26411608
I heard his qt blonde gf was just a golddigging roastie who used him for vacations and then dumped him and left him in debt
ITT: We summon eggman
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26411636
>mfw eggman got cucked
dB/dt is the rate of which eggman is losing hair. dB/dt = kB(t)
Lets integrate that
(dB/B) = kdt
InB = kt +c
e^InB = kt + c-> B = ce^kt. This is the function to estimate the balding. Lets plug in aproximated constantes. Anddd he will be fully bald in 8 months. There you go guys
>>26412234
Now anon don't be silly. Its not that you're that lonely or that stupid. Its that you are both that lonely AND that stupid.
>>26411636
>>26412234
Eggman deserves better.
