Who give up on women here? Seriously sex is so overrated, I'm tired of casual sex it's always the same shit, and having a gf is fucking worse. I prefer to be alone and do what I want when I want desu senpai.
Sometimes I'm happy I'm a retarded autist.
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>>26411233
Does it count as giving up if I never had a shot at it in the first place?
I have never in my 27 years of life asked a girl out on a date.
>>26411233
You look and sound comfy anon
>>26411255
Trust me, sex is fucking disgusting unless you are with somebody you truly love. And if you are an autist like me, any woman will fall for you so deal with it.
>>26411344
sorry
any woman --> no woman
>>26411374
Don't know about autist, but I can't trust people, and I am a coward.
So unless some woman walks up to me on the street and puts her hand in my pants to jerk me off, I wont be seeing action. To think of it, if this were to happen, I'd probably push her away and call the police.
>>26411426
Same here anon, I don't trust anybody anymore.
>>26411233
Honestly I can get myself off better than any girl could. Also I am much happier alone. It makes me feel uneasy and weighted down to have to worry about another person. The intimacy must be nice but the cons outweigh the pros.
>>26411562
>>26411426
me too. a woman could go into lordosis behavior and beg me to fuck her in Japanese and I'd still not do anything out if embarrassment.
I guess this is called being loveshy or something but I'm definitely destined for loneliness.
>>26411233
It's not about sex, sex is much easier to acquire than a meaningful relationship.
Loneliness sucks
>>26411817
Faggot.
All I need is a scatter gat.
Yep, total 100% prison gay misogynist here. There are guys out there that will fuck anything in a dress and a wig, and some of them are probably okay looking. I'm still too much a coward to go through with anything, but it's nice knowing that I could whenever I wanted, unlike women who are an endless struggle.
>>26411233
>I'm tired of casual sex
How did you get casual sex though? Serious question.
>>26411929
Walk up to women and tell them they look hot, then introduce yourself and ask them their name.
Repeat with many women, and eventually sex happens.
>>26411908
On one hand I am curious to try gay sex. On the other, I am 99.94% convinced that it will be awkward and embarrassing, and I will regret it as soon as its over, for the rest of my life.
>try pua and get a few leads but they all go nowhere
>try tinder and its squeezing blood from a rock just to get a response from a 5/10
>ask why am I driving myself crazy playing the roasties' rigged game
>give up and immediately feel liberated
>>26412013
Are you speaking as a virgin? I guess all sex is awkward the first time. But there's gotta be someone out there that feels the same way as you and you can experience it together for the first time. Or do you feel there's just something more awkward about gay sex?
>>26412013
Dude don't do it. I started by fapping to gfur (still do) and then I got drunk and asked a guy over from craigslist. The reality was fucking disgusting. Butthole, hair, stink. I am scarred for life now.
>>26411855
What's stopping you from getting laid?
>>26412099
Sounds like your fault for not planning properly t b h
>>26412095
Yeah, I'm a virgin. But I feel hetero sex would be awkward because I will always be thinking how she judges/rates me and if I am not doing everything wrong.
While in a gay sex I think it will be the sharp realization that I find it disgusting, which I often get when I am done masturbating and look at the screen.
>>26412099
I think that may be the case, which is (among other things) stopping me from moving onward with that idea.
Honestly I probably wouldnt do it even if I was sure I'd like it. I am sure I'd like hetero sex, yet I never look for any.
>>26412062
Pic related, I imagine.
>>26412134
I thought the same about gay sex at a time, but I think that's just a biological response so you only put all your effort into procreating with women. If you believe there's nothing inherently wrong with homosexual acts, then once you justify that in your mind with logic and reason it's not a problem.
>>26412099
>>26412013
Going homo just because Hetero isn't working is probably a poor idea to begin with. (and insulting to actual gay dudes)
>>26411976
>Repeat with many women, and eventually sex happens.
Wait a second, you're skipping a few steps there. Explain to me as if I were an autistic alien.
I'm assuming you chat for a few minutes about some mutual interest, then get her number?
Then go on a date for dinner or something?
Then after that you invite her to your place and sex happens?
Is that the gist?
>>26411817
Imagine if you couldn't even qualify for casual sex.
Imagine how lonely that would feel. Not even good enough for a throwaway fuck, not once in your entire life.
Now you know what a real robot feels like every day. Abscond, normie.
>>26412318
You go to a club, start dancing with a girl, eventually you kiss her, she continues kissing you, you start french kissing her and then you wait some time and ask her number.
Next day you text her, start chatting for some time, and finally some day you meet her to have dinner or something like that.
After that the sex happens.
Keep repeating this shit all the time
>>26412385
Okay, I mostly get it now, except
>Next day you text her, start chatting for some time
What kind of stuff do you chat about?
I just want love and companionship. Someone I can trust, but no one wants me. It's safe to assume no one ever will. I have lots of things going for me, but I'm not very good looking. I guess I'm just too ugly to love
>>26412103
Been there done that got the shirt.
I just wanna play innawoods with guns.
Is that too much to ask?
>>26412505
>Hey anon remember me? :DDDDD
>I really liked that time I spent with you seriously :))
>Are you ok? Still with hangover? xDDD
After some bullshit like then ask the key question
>Someday we should meet again :DD
>We can go to drink a beer or have dinner, what do you think? :P
>>26412571
And this nigga over here been working since he was 16.
How the fuck am I not responsible?
Anyway...this board is useless, you learn nothing except how shitty women are.
And growing up with women you learn that anyway.
All of you need to get a hobby and stop focusing on girls.
They are the bread of a three course meal.
>>26412588
Thanks for the insight.
I'm still scared I couldn't hold a conversation over dinner or even the initial meeting, though.
Also, should I be using emoticons unironically? Should I be showing emotion at all in txt? Should I be making jokes?
>>26412684
Clam the fuck down.
Treat her like you don't care but it would be fun bam.
Focused on fun
>>26412729
I'm so bad at fun, though.
How do I into fun?
>>26412684
ALWAYS use emoticons while chatting with sluts, ALWAYS. You can say all the bullshit you want and then listen to her bullshit, anyway most of them are retarded so the conversation will be empty of content almost for sure. Just tell her funny moments that happened in your life and if there aren't any just lie about this shit.
If you make her smile or laugh sex is guaranteed.
Once you have sex, never talk again with her, just forget her and look forward the next one.
>>26411233
>I'm tired of casual sex
The lie almost slid by undetected
>>26412774
but it's not a lie
>>26412766
http://observer.com/2014/01/science-men-who-use-smiley-faces-online-get-hit-on-less/
Your entire advice, I read it all, is bullshit. You don't score, you're a virgin
>>26412835
>unironically believing this shit
I have some bad news for you anon
>>26412766
>Just tell her funny moments that happened in your life and if there aren't any just lie about this shit.
Got any examples to get me started?
>>26411233
I see people around me having girlfriends and dealing with emotions.
By giving up on women and dating (not really giving up, I never started), I can cut emotions out of my life almost entirely.
I don't know how I'd manage to live any other way. I don't know how people do it.
>>26412873
Don't play it off like you weren't trying to be super slick. Like in real life you cant pretend. Every girl within a few seconds can see right into the darkness of your embarrassing inexperience
>>26412923
We are talking about women that go to clubs, so most of them are retarded. And retarded women love emoticons so fuck off. Of course you cannot use emoticons with non-retarded women.
>>26411817
Solitude is a rock. It's a cool, stone slab that you can rest on. It is constant. It is sure. It is steady. It is unwavering. It asks for nothing but understanding and patience, and it offers both peace and freedom, and the possibility of self-refinement and aesthetic contemplation, the greatest of gifts. It is the best friend in the world, available to everyone but at the same time uniquely your own.
>>26412920
Because being lonely really hurts. You must not actually be lonely if you can't relate. I want to die every day
>>26412876
Think of some funny greentext stories that wouldn't offend a woman. There's your in.
>>26413223
Yeah, but I've noticed a difference. These people, who get involved with women, they really really hurt. They share everything, they get inside each other's heads, they have these deep emotional connections...
And then it's gone. It's gone and they don't know what to do with themselves. It's a low that I can't even imagine.
I'd rather have constant loneliness. Because there is a bottom, there is a maximum loneliness, and I know what that feels like. When it gets that bad, I just wait for it to pass, sometimes it passes, sometimes it takes a long time, but at least it's constant and I know how to deal with it.
>>26413280
Yes, that's true but they deserve it for being normies. I'm happy when I see some of these normies cry because they broke up with their gf. I'm a bad person, I know.
>>26411233
i have a goal outside of females. none of em would bother dating me anyway
>>26413411
What's your goal anon?
>tfw I just want to hug someone.
I'm so incredibly sick of having to hug my pillow.
I hate the chest pains and I really dislike the idea that there's someone out there who could be happier in my presence. Even if that's just a hypothetical. It doesn't matter how long we're gonna hug if we're gonna end poorly. I just wanna feel closeness for one night.
And it bothers me that the closest thing that's available to me like that is hookup sites. That's too much.
>>26413278
Good idea, thanks man.
