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>You will never have a Seinfeld lifestyle >The only thing
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>You will never have a Seinfeld lifestyle
>The only thing that's a joke is your life
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>>26410957
I mean a lot of people here can probably relate to George at least
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hi my name is george.
im unemployed and i live with my parents.
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I think we're all George here. I wish I was Kramer, but he doesn't even make sense as a person. Did he ever even have a job?
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>>26410969
>relating to a Normie who dated 70 something women, had a high paying job and dated an Oscar winning actress
Reeeeeeee
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>>26411002
>I think we're all George here
Nope. George had sex with like 20 women throughout the course of that show and almost got married.

>tfw you'll never inadvertently kill your fiancee and then not really give a shit
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>>26411002
He probably sold weed desu.
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George got laid fucking a million times
George has attractive normie friends
George gets prestigious high paying jobs
George has a car and an apartment in new york
George is chad
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>You will never live in the universe of your favorite show
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>>26411080
He also dated Marisa Tomei.
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Everything George got was just out of pure luck because of the "X character gets the thing he wants without trying then loses it" meme I mean he is basically a failed normie/robot who just got a few lucky breaks mixed in with a bunch of bad ones
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>>26411114
He got it without trying then lost it when he tried. He's just a failed Normie. A successful robot is the opposite.
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>>26411080
>>26411068
George had to have a lot of relationships other wise it wouldn't be possible to have him fucking everything up all the time.
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>>26411002
>Did he ever even have a job?
No. He won the lottery in the mid-80's.

"He fell ass-backwards into money, mooches food off his neighbors, and has sex without dating. People ought to pay to live like him for a week."
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>>26411158
He was always making inventions too. He invented the umbrella twirl.
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>>26411158
Wrong. Kramer worked at H and H bagels, was on strike for over a decade, then got fired after the strike ended after working there for one episode.
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>>26411002
He's been strike from his job at the bagel shop. After 7 years the minimum wage is eventually raised to the rate he was demanding so he returns to work only to strike again because they refuse to recognise his cultural traditions (Festivus)
Also Kramerica Industries and the time he worked unpaid at Leeman Brothers when he accidentally got called in for a meeting.
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>>26411206
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TF5gDTA9zGM
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The George comparison is popular, but really...a lot of us are Newman. Lazy, malevolent, greedy bastards who just want it all to burn. But only after getting what they feel they're owed.
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My life is actually sorta like the seinfield show
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>you will never be neelix travelling through space and cooking food
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I wish life could be like Seinfeld. I don't know any odd interesting people and I never go out so experiencing anything Seinfeld-ish in my life is impossible.
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