when the qt at the cash register touches your hand when you hand her your change.
Yeah,she probably was giving handjobs to Chad last night.
I swear, some of those cheeky cunts are doing it on purpose.
>>26409442
>when she looks at you in disgust
>>26409442
>when she realizes your hands smells like piss and shit because you've been masturbating all day
>>26409455
It's the best we can hope for.
>when she loudly yellsUNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA
>>26410661
why would they smell like shit if youve been masturbating
>>26410708
>normie showers every day
why are you even on /r9k/
>>26409442
>get out in the morning
>walking on the side walk
>turn around a corner
>nearly hit a girl
>she gasps and giggles
>i make a woops face
>we both side step in the same direction
>we both side step in the opposite direction
>i give a subtle laugh
>she gives an audible laugh
>make a gesture asking her to move to my left
>she gives me an exaggerated dignified nod and moves past
>turns around to look at me and waves me with her fingers only
>wave back smiling and move on
>keep going in a good mood
>a musician i past by daily is attempting my favorite song
>in the good mood that i am i sing along for a couple of seconds
>people acknowledge and smile at me as they walk
>drop some change in the musician's hat
>go on
>get to the office
>99999 missed messages
>mood collapses
>work like a dog
>come home
>masturbate
>post on 4chan
>masturbate
>go to sleep
It doesnt help that Bannerlord still hasnt released.
>when you ride a bus and qt bumps on you every time it turns
>>26410704
;^) this ones card only, no cash out
>>26410946
>when the bus is packed and there is a qt standing behind you and your butts are touching the whole time
>>26411154
>you fart
