>you aren't the guy I could wear heels around
someone saying my name in public
>hey anon someone likes you
>it's one of the literally three or four girls who are below my standards
>he's so rude!
>you'd be perfect if you were taller
I fucking hate women
>dude, are you a virgin?
Orginial
>Let's start with some ice breakers!
>have online relationship with gamer girl
>finally show her my face
>"lol you have nice eyes"
>doesn't comment further
>starts paying less attention to me
>eventually makes up some excuse that she can't talk to me anymore
My wounds are deep, and I don't think they will ever heal
>you accidentally send the wrong person pictures of your cuts
>now, everyone pick a partner for this next activity
>>26404303
>Allahu Akbar. Convert to Islam or die, infidel.
>I have a date tonight!
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>>26404404
Move on. It isn't worth the pain you're feeling. You're just hurting yourself.
>I still love you but I just need time
>hasn't initiated conversation in 2 weeks
>half-assed replies 3 hours later
why can't women just be honest for once? backboneless cunts, all of them
i wish i was gay
>>26404719
Kek
> You've changed, anon
>>26404749
>tfw always get paired with the fat weeb with the fingerless gloves
>see stacy I've worked with for ages and she's struggling with picking something up
>Hey do you need help with that?
>Uh... I have a boyfriend anon...
I don't... I never even saw her in that way. I just thought she needed help...
>>26404303
>you're cute, I like you and I would absolutely want to date you, but right now I'm in love with someone else
>but there are many better looking girls than me who are attracted to you
>>26404373
>at new workplace doing menial shit as usual
>coworker says "weird question anon, but are you a virgin"
>deny it
>says he only asked because a couple of other coworkers had discussed the matter and agreed that I probably was
>>26404303
>you're failing
>oh you like her? dude she fucked chad last night bro
>>26404404
>something has been taken
>from deep inside of me
>a secret i've kept locked away
>no one can ever see
>wounds so deep they never show
>they never go away
>like moving pictures in my head
>for years and years they play
>>26404970
Why would somebody tell you that?
>you're a big muscly guy anon come here and help
fuck you liar
>>26404991
because its the nice thing to do
id appreciate somebody telling me that
>>26404999
For you.
fuck the bot it's ruining my shitposting.
>>26405010
I'd rather I never find out if I had feelings for her. I Always assume girls have been with other guys, but I just can't handle having a concrete example of that.
>>26405010
yeah it gets you out of the daydream pretty much.
it doesn't even make you feel sad it's like "oh okay moving on"
>unless you find out it's not fucking true and they are trying to cuck you
>>26404991
>hey bro what's up? Who you scoping out these days?
>m-m-my oneitis
>oh dude LOL! she totally fucked tyrone mandingo last night at the frat party, dude she's a total slut haha
>>26405054
>>26405216
Fucking this, once I know their sexual history that's it, I'm done, all I feel for them anymore is just apathy
>>26405324
It's not even that. If I really liked her, I'd just feel bad if I knew. But I'd still like them.
>tfw your crush talks to her friends about how she wants to get fucked by Chad on Valentine's while you're in the room
>>26404303
>quick anon, say something black!
>entire table looks at you
>>26405418
Been in this exact same fucking situation
>tfw her friends, and even the guys in the room are egging her on and telling her to do it
Normies make me fucking sick
>>26405324
i had a giant crush on this girl from elementary school to freshman year of high school. it ended when she told me she had an abortion in middle school.
it was very weird.
>shes out of your league
just at the time. now that wouldnt hear my feelings to much
>>26404952
some co-workers are just absolute trash.
I used to work with some real cunts who thought I was a lesbian and made jokes about me being a lesbian behind my back.
stupid fucking cunts.
>>26404348
get off your high horse, anon.
even if you'll never like her back, it still feels good to know someone finds you the most desirable
>>26405442
lol you should know by now to have some black stuff to say on the ready
>>26405447
It's just so fucking cruel.
I mean, I knew before that she had a date on Valentine's and she made it pretty clear in the past that her dates usually lead to sex, but hearing her talk about it is just too much for me to handle.
>>26404303
you are ok
>>26405503
oh you're not lesbian ;)
holy shit that reminds me everyone knew i was a kissless virgin because i told the truth when asked. someone wrote my name and then FOREVER on the wall
a week later someone wrote ALONE at the end!!!!!! fucking niggers
>>26404880
you should have made her feel bad by saying you were just trying to help.
and then you should have crushed her by saying you have zero interest in her anyway and laugh away
>>26405536
I know how you feel bro, everytime she starts talking about her sexual exploits I just have to make up an excuse to leave and not come back in the room
>>26405529
fuck off chad
it isn't funny anymore, you know I have social anxiety
>>26405503
Be my gf pls desu
>>26405671
I couldn't do that unfortunately. That would've made it too obvious to everybody else.
I somehow found the balls to talk to her when we were alone. Ask her if she could stop talking about this while I'm around. At least she was understanding. She knows how I feel about her, I recently told her.
Unfortunately, she's a close friend.
>>26405761
Thats pretty sad anon, if i were you id just cut her out of my life to aviod that type of shit. No good can come from being a beta orbitor desu.
>>26405761
you fucking idiot
dont open up to her like that, dumbass
never do that
shell hurt you where she knows youre most vulnerable.
>>26405761
I have to do it, worse thing is that in my apartment, my room is literally right next to the living room, so if I want to go anywhere I have to physically leave the building
Atleast mine doesn't know yet, although she's probably catching on the hints I can't help but dropping
>>26404303
"Hey"
It was the first time my oneitis started the conversationtoo bad it was just to friendzone me into oblivion
>you have diabetes anon
>>26404880
You could've said "don't flatter yourself"
>>26405804
I'm not an orbiter though. We were friends before I even had feelings for her and I consider her a friend still. I can hold back my feelings and just get along as we did before.
It's just in those situationswhen I have doubts.
But I wouldn't like her talking like that even if I had no feelings at all. She's such a nice and qt girl, being a slut doesn't suit her at all.
"Anon, I heard a rumour about you"
>>26405255
>>26405418
>>26404970
hits close to home man.
>w-will you marry me anon? J-just joking.
Fuck off, I'm not converting to Islam.
>I'm not single anymore, anon
>>26405829
I think it's always better to open up. That way you at least stand a chance, however small it may be.
>>26405836
You should get it off your chest asap, Anon. It probably won't change anything, but at least you'll feel better knowing it is out.
>>26404303
"Anon, you should go outside more" "Anon, you should cut your hair"
>You don't mean anything to me anymore and I don't want you in my life.
Thanks Sarah.
>>26405974
I made a fool of myself last time I did that, not gonna happen again, atleast then people won't see my vulnerability
Little back story.
>meet grill on omgle
>she's a solid 8/10
>she asks for my number
>calls me at night
>we just talk for 3 hours
>after days of talking
>"anon, I wanna be with you"
>we spend hours on skype just talking
the thing that really crushed me
>"I just want to be close to you at night."
I broke it off 'cause I'm retarded. She lived in Ohio.
>you call me again and I will call the cops
>>26405503
please be in michigan
Hey anon, why are you so quiet?
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>>26404303
>I'm in love with your girlfriend
Coming from her best friend.
>>26405324
>>26405418
>>26405447
>>26405452
>>26405536
Literal man children.
>>26405536 is the worst. It's not "so fucking cruel", the world doesn't stop spinning because you've got a crush that you lack the balls to do anything about. Humans are animals. We fuck. Deal with it. Nobody is going to stay a virgin waiting for some mumbling moron like you to come along.
These girls you all obsess over?They don't want to be with overgrown children who chastise them for living normal, happy, healthy lives.
>>26406185
what are you even supposed to say to that?
>"Did you hear that oneitis fucked Jamal?"
-Stacy talking to her Stacy friends
>>26406228
Robot response: ;_; m-m-maybe she'll leave my bitch ass now...
Healthy adult male response: MOFUCKIN THREESOME TIME
>>26406078
Your circuits dead there must be something wrong. Can you hear me major tom?
>>26406331
So much fucking autism in one post
>>26405912
25th times the charm..
>flirt with her
>"oh wow youre confident"
>>26404749
I get a fucking heart attack at this. Fuck.
Has anyone else walked out of the class when they ask this? Then I come back and just do it on my own
>>26406394
I just do it all by myself and give it out independatly
>tfw you talk with the teacher once and she asks if i dont like being the center of attention
>i say that i dont
>She starts focusing on me in class
>asks me the most questions
>"its so you get used to the class faster"
![10530958-mad-butcher-with-knife[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1nwKo9h.jpg "10530958-mad-butcher-with-knife[1].jpg")
LIKE THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BLOOD?!
>>26405503
date me plz plz God be my gf are you in Tennessee if not I will come to you please be my gf please
>>26406650
>>26406131
>>26405743
HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT, GEEZ
>your son is lazy
My 5th grade teacher told my parents this in parent conference. I have never been able grasp things at an instant and to this day I'm still slow at doing work. From that day on, I would always get upset at myself when I couldn't understand my work.
>mfw my dad still laughs about that day
>>26406571
I too have been playing fallout anon
>>26406819
>tfw when your parents think something that heavily traumatized you is funny and tell it to their friends
>i dont like short guys
i fucking swear im going to pull an elliot if i hear this one more time
>>26406273
>We fuck
there's something called self control and self worth. sex is the greatest thing a woman could give a man, and now she wants to throw it around and do it when shes 17?
a sexual history tells me that a girl hasnt spent much time thinking about herself as a valuable person. having sex isnt a feminist thing, as much as they like saying that. instead of fucking men, learn to work on motorcycles, become an engineer, or ride a fixie or some shit. get in there and deny chads sex too. it would empower women
>I support Bernie Sanders for President
>>26406884
You ever notice why the majority of feminists are all fat an ugly? They don't want to empower women. Women have sex, and applying any value to sex would empower women - power that modern feminists never had.
By eliminating the value of sex, the regular women are brought down to a uselessness modern feminists have felt for long.
Isn't it a marvel how one "woman" will destroy a society so that another will feel as useless as she did?
>"I decided I'm keeping it"
>I can't do this anymore, I'm sorry. Goodbye anon.
I'm still trying to recover from that blow.
>>26404303
"I'm trying to make you my gf"
>Sorry Anon it just wouldn't be right?I got heartaches by the number and trouble by the score
>>26404303
>it was only for that one week to make chad take me back
>>26406974
holy shit what the fuck happened?
>>26404303
>I don't want to pick up where we left off
>>26405829
OMFG listen to this anon. Shit happened to me. I was too embarrassed to go back to work so I just quit.
>you havent grown up yet, your still a boy
im 30
>>26404303
>hey oneitis, wanna go to pro...
>oh, im already going with chad!
tfw when my best friend at the time was chad.
tfw he said
>dude, go with her! Ill tell her to go with you
tfw reply "naw its ok"
tfw prom night comes around
>sitting in my garage, smoking a fat blunt to the dome by myself. parents are out for hours
>chad hits me up that theyre all gonna go to the after party. Asks me if i want to get picked up to go with
>flip my phone over and sigh, never reply.
>its just prom...
>Its just.. prom
>>26407147
i didnt go to prom, im fairly sure 99% of us here never went to prom as well because no gf
>>26407147
Never went to prom or any of the 4 homecomings.
>>26407172
>dance with girl during practice dancing
>ask her to prom
Bam, done. Was nogf but still had a partner and got wasted at the after party
>>26407172
But the fact that this girl who gave me eyes and all that went with my bff Chad and tried to set me up with her knowing he could get another stacy easy just shut me down. I was like maaaaan, fuck this. Im gonna spend that night like every other night, except full of feels that i cant hold in my hands
>I don't feel a connection with you anymore.
>>26406879
>mfw I literally heard a roastie tell a friend of hers she was glad her bf was tall enough so she could wear big heels
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO WEAR HEELS YOU FUCKING ROASTIE WHORES
>i only see us as friends
>>264043
>go to party
>small normie suburban gettogether
>bring wingman
>girl i like hosting
>"isn't that the girl you like going in her room with that chubjew?"
>pic related
>>26405418
>tfw she tells you over skype the same night she lost her virginity
>I think we should just be friends
Vigodkychcuc
>No words she walked past me without acknowledging me
>>26407147
>didn't go to prom
>went to after party with friends
>Got drunk
>got laid by qt anyway
And I didn't even have to be miserable for hours with people I didn't like. It was easier to pretend to like them at the party, because drugs/booze
>>26405883
>encounter old high school schoolmate in walmart
>"Anon is that you? I thought you were dead!"
>pardon?
>"Yeah, I've heard that you caught something, turned super obese and slipped into a coma"
>mfw
How the fuck did that rumor started?
Just makes me think what kind of other bullshit these assholes would say about me.
>>26405503
ill give you all my sheckls and computer if you come to california and hold me while i sleep... plss
>>26405743
>>26406131
>>26406650
>>26408722
you're all fucking pathetic and i hope you contract some form of cancer
just kidding about the cancer part but no really you guys are fucking pathetic what's wrong with you people
>>26406116
lmaooooooo i think im headed down this road anon.. any advice?
>>26404404
Lol this has happened to me sooo many times
>"Am I ugly?" "Am I attractive?"
>"... you have nice eyes"
Eyes. the hardest thing on your face to fuck up
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
>>26408700
I've had people come up with rumors I've died in a plane crash when I was in school and took a year studying abroad and they said they heard I got cancer when I was sick for a month with the flu.
Makes me wonder why people do this? Why make rumors that someone's dead?
>Stop trying to be funny.
It hurts.
>>26409011
God, I hate getting that one too. I mean, why would anyone not want some harmless humor? It just makes you feel hated.
>>26407059
Going through this now
Don't open up to people you work with unless you are absolutely certain because why would anything good ever happen in our lives.
Fuck they've probably told everyone.
>>26406884
>sex is the greatest thing a woman could give a man
haha fuck off. That may have been true in the past, but it sure as hell isn't now.
I'd much rather a chick cook me a nice meal or just cuddle and watch a movie than fuck. Call me a faggot, but it's the truth. If I really, really want to just get some pucci on dis dick, I could. But roasties typically have terrible taste in flicks/movies/films, and they definitely can't cook.
>mfw chick I'm crushing on hard baked me a really good loaf of bread for my bd
hot
>>26404829
She said, "It's not now or never
Wait ten years, we'll be together"
I said, "Better late than never
Just don't make me wait forever"
Don't make me wait forever
Don't make me wait forever
>>26409159
This is a tryhard. Take notes, Robots.
>>26408751
If we weren't pathetic we wouldn't be here
>WOLVES HUNT IN PACKS ARISEN!
>>26407147
>prom night
>3 of my best bros had all broken up with GFs within the past month
>chick I had liked for years was going with demi-chad
>we just drink, pass a joint, and talk about feels
Honestly, it was pretty cozy, I wouldn't have gone anyway, situations like that give me legit headaches
>look at school paper soon after
>crush and date are on the front cover, laughing and having a good time
It sounds stupid, but I legit almost started crying. It had been a shitty year, and that was the tipping point. I hardly ate anything or talked to anyone for like a week, I would drive around for hours just listening to music and feeling like shit.
Fuck prom, is what I'm getting at.
>>26409004
It boggles my mind.
When he told me that, everything felt surreal.
Was I really that disliked that they had to make up that story?
Someone out there made a conscious decision to say that I was dead.
It just makes me furious and sad.
>>26409203
ILL SCALE IT AND STRIKE FROM ABOVE -sorc pawn
>>26408700
>always think about what people must have thought of me and what rumors there were
>realize they never thought about me, and likely wouldn't bother making up shit beyond "fucking faggot never dates lol"
S-see, everything's f-fine.
>>26404787
This told to me by a grill
"I'd love to try out a relationship with you"
>barely acknowledges my existence shortly after
>>26409182
Nah, I just like movies and good food. Sex is cool too, sure. Why does that make me a tryhard?
>>26408518
>get laid
Fucking Norman leave reeeeeee
>>26409296
t. pure blooded britton king
>>26405054
No. Its so much better if u know if shes a biatch for real.
>Me, 2 weeks ago
> Meet nice girl, friend tells me shes a fkin weird ass slut
> Dont believe him, start texting and meeting
> 1 week later: DuckthisShitImOut.exe
> FFS shes the worst whore ever
> Shoulda believed him from the start
>>26409328
Was she weird though? By our standards, not a normalfag's standards.
>>26404303
>you're just not my type
First girl who friendzoned me. She spent all day every day around me, hugging me and shit.
It was so obviously
>oh.. but you're not attractive enough for me
and I knew it and she knew that I knew it. It was pretty painful. Still took several more years for me to fully accept that I wasn't good looking.
>>26409357
>not attractive enough
It's fucked up, but at least she says it how it is. She could've messed with your head more and made up a reason.
>>26407028
Anon gave her a chocolate bar to take a bite out of, but she insisted on eating the whole thing
>I'll talk to you later
From someone who'd disappear for months at a time, then come back and tell me how great I am. But this time it was like a switch flipped for me. I knew later wasn't coming.
I was right. It's been a couple years.
>>26409368
I don't think I explained it clearly. She didn't say the second part. I'm saying that that was clearly what she meant and that we both knew it.
>>26406305
My response to this would be something along the lines of I've got nothing to say to you. It comes across a bit assholish but after being asked this a bunch of times I got really annoyed.
>>26409387
They're the same thing though, but you did explain it accurately.
>>26404303
>you will find the right girl
>from oneitis
Jkmn
>>I WOULD date you but I already have feelings for someone else and I'm not missing this chance
>>I just don't think I can do a relationship with school and work
and my favorite
>ask if she wants to hang out
>no reply
>see her posting on twitter
I'm really trying, robots, honest.
>>26409191
Amen, robo brethren
>Go to a nightclub with a few friends
>One sees me checking out a chick for 10 minutes..
>Why don't you just go and talk to that chick at the bar anon, are you gay?
Just fuck off man I'm bad at hitting on anyone in general how can I do that at a club?
>didn't have a lot of friends in HS, didn't talk much, zoned out a lot, basic robot shit
>after HS, go to UNI only about an hour away, so I can come home a fair bit
>people come up to me all the time, even when I obviously don't see them, just to say hi and see how I'm doing
>even people I legit don't remember speaking to ever
I don't get it, guys, was I actually well-liked and just to socially retarded and anxious to realize it? I was kinda the "class clown" type, I guess, always pushed the envelope a little, shit like that, but that guy isn't popular, is he? Like, literal chads and staceys are actijg all chummy out of the blue. It's honestly scaring me, like they're planning on inviting me to a party and dumping me with pig blood or something.
>you'd overdose if you got 10,000
am i this much of a fuck up
>>26405442
mup da do didda muhfuggen bix nood
original
>>26404303
Bunch of girls I usually sit with at lunch start discussing anal and stuff
I clear my throat, because it seems they don't know I'm present
>"oh, well, you're you, so it's okey to talk about this stuff"
>all of the table giggles
>>26406273
Better being a manchildren than a fucking slut who cant control her urges, or like who goes to clubs to get groped by multiple chads while wasted.
I cant let myself like someone with so little selfrespect.
Im near to drop my friendship with oneitis, for this reason, i cant stand her making stupid life choices backfire.at her, which i have to listen later.
For gods sake one time she told me she cheated her bf with this guy who made her squirt for the first time, i litterally died inside.
I hate myself, cause even knowing all this i still want be with her and protect her, i cant seem to find the strenght to let her go, and I KNOW i could never be with her knowing all the things i know, i will never be able to look at her as my partner without resentment for the choice shes made.
I mean if she proposed i would eventually say yes, but it would only be a hollow relationship doomed to destruction, like my fuckimg soul.
>>26407028
this picure hit me in the fucking feels, i have pictures from 1999 wearing the same fucking shit with the same fucking smile, where did it all go so wrong indeed
>he's a bit creepy
Fuck off cunt, maybe I wouldn't be so awkward if you and your cunt friends were obnoxiously attempting to whisper about me while I can clearly hear you. Some fucking people.
>>26404303
>well yeah but he is a retard
>there is obviously something wrong with him
>I don't know why we spend so much money on schools
Thanks dad, turns out you were right after all
I always feel weird when a girl starts a sentence with lol because I get the feeling theyre just patronizing me.
>you are a strange little man anon
said an 18 year old colleague to the 23 year old me
>"That's not the way the world works."
Mfw
>>26409945
People should stop saying that to you at the age of 12. Youre rertarded if this is a common problem.
>get along pretty well with this qt mexican chick
>finally get up the courage, ask her out
>she doesn't know I speak spanish
>"lol does he really think he has a chance" to her friend
>pretends to let me down easy
Fuck, a lot of the times I wish I didn't understand the shit spics talk when they think no whites are listening.
>>26409960
Not him, so you're trying to tell me there's no situation that this sentence would come up eventually with after 12?
You've cleared never had your views and someone else's clash.
>>26404303
Why would you date tallies? Ree
>thats life and life sucks
After trying to be friendly to a coworker I didn't know very well.
>You don't half talk a lot of shit
>did a presentation in Year 9
>put a bit of humour in
>class loves it, laughing at my jokes rather than at me
>highest mark in the class, pretty proud
>a Chad comes up to me later in the day
>"Hey anon that was so funny, you should be a comedian"
>Stacey takes notice
>Stacey: "calm down, it's just anon, he's still nooone special"
>>26410006
are you from Ireland?
>>26410048
you were getting more attention then she was.
you're taking something you could look fondly at and ruining it over the typical insecure freshmen stacey.
>>26410048
Stacy was jealous of your talent and had to put you down. She knew that if she did a comedic presentation it would fall flat.
>>26406861
>>tfw when your parents think something that heavily traumatized you is funny and tell it to their friends
I have tons of those stories.
>mom once snapped a picture of me and my brother getting out of the bath tub
>for some reason I imitated my mother more whereas my brother imitated my father more. when we were little
>I used to wear my towel around my chest rather than my waist like my brother does
no bully pls
>coupled with having longish hair young I looked like a girl
>picture haunted me daily
>to make it worse, she hung it up in a collage of photos right when you walk in the house
>any time she had friends over she'd show them and laugh
>her friends would chide in say i was gay or girly
>>26409889
lol they probably are
>people you don't know repeatedly call you ugly on the street
I became agoraphobic ahahahahahah I want to die
>>26409960
Fuck you. I'm a peacock, you gotta let me fly!
>>26409011
Oh shit that's brutal. Was this from a girl you were flirting with?
>I should really think about it anon
>>26410048
Don't sweat it, just a roastie getting toasty. You did God's work.
>'what's the oldest you've ever dated?'
>'....32'
THIRTY FUCKING TWO. She was fucking 19 at the time how the fuck am I supposed to compete with that you stupid cunt fucking daddies in their Lexus
You were 'the one' ;_;
>been told half-jokingly by several people who dont know each other that im asexual
what is that and what does it mean? can i use it as an excuse to get drugs?
>>26410048
Was it too hard to tell her to fuck off?
>All the way inside her
>"Oh, is that all?"
>>26407147
See>>26407172 and then show yourself the door, Normie.
>>26410094
Peacocks don't fly
>>26409191
Look m8, I'm all for seeking companionship and all that shit be it irl or online, but practically flinging yourself at any female who posts on this shit fest of a board isn't the right way to go about things I'm sure
>>26410084
I know that feel. I was really really fat as a kid, and my teeth came in late, so there are a fair number of pictures of me waddling across the beach like some kind of dying whale, and my mom seems to insist on displaying at least one at all times. She never points it out to people, but I've gotten quite a bit of shit from people I know walking into my house and seeing the blob that was me, especially because I still wasn't exactly skinny in HS.
>>26410165
I bet you think turkeys and chickens can't fly, too.
>>26409257
This. They don't make up anything when they don't even know who you are.
>>26410195
Yeah they fly about as much as penguins. Don't go chasing waterfalls.
>>26410165
he should know thats not how the world works.
>>26410213
Nah, birds like penguins, ostriches, and kiwis literally cannot fly, their wings just don't do that. Turkeys, chickens, peacocks, and the like just can't fly ver well or very far, but they can certainly fly. I've seen a peacock get itself 10 ft. up a tree directly from the ground, and they certainly can't jump that high, or climb vertical surfaces.
>"The ride never ends"
Guess i gotta imagine a fat ass golden buddah laughing his ass off for all eternity
>>26410195
>tfw she made a new friend one time
>tfw she sees the picture
>"oh anon's mom where is your daughter?"
I don't even want to get into the times my cousins would make me play dress up with them
>>26404749
>>26404861
Lel. This so much. Often times, the weeb didn't even pick me.
>>26404404
why live
origami post
>>26404787
>Move on. It isn't worth the pain you're feeling
easy for you to say, as if I could just move on from something like that
>>26405418
Fucking feel man,
Don't even have to post it now 8(
>>26409162
>you at least have a shot
fucking normies
>>26404880
>friend tries to be a wingman, and says you're the good type of guy stacy has been looking for
>stacy quits the job and never talks to you again
>we need to talk anon
Turned out she knew I liked her, my supposed best friend told her and about 3 weeks later they started dating.
Don't talk to either of them
>>26408751
posts on /49k/
>WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
>>26404348
>being a robot
>having standards
>>26410458
Some of us are robots because of standards.
>>26406861
you too anon?original toastoriginal post
>>26410444
i visit this place frequently as it's honestly the closest thing I have to other people who understand how i engage with the world
that being said, you don't see me frothing at the mouth for female interaction. there's a clear distinction between wanting company and being a thirsty beta
>>26408700
I just got a repressed memory of coming late to class after a week off
The head Chad:
>Anon? Aww, we thought you'd died
All said in a disappointed tone
>Hushed giggles around the class
>>26409971
you messed up. shouldve said sometging in spanish to make her surprised or something like that. you wouldve gotten a kick out of it or something
>>26408700
>>26410548
I once had an entire school think I was dead because I ran away for a few days. Apparently there were pictures of me hanging everywhere.
>>26405912
>tfw mom bought me chocolate for valentines
>>26410546
>guys asking to be your gf online
>as if that's different than how it is irl
you're a special kind of bitch aren't you?
>>26410614
kek that's even worse than not getting anything
>>26410614
>tfw mom bought me chocolate for valentines
>tfw she's the only female who cares about you
>I thought we'd be more compatible but we're not.
>>26404404
>gamer girl
Consider yourself very lucky, you dodged a fucking rocket there.
>"you're really nice but this ldr thing isn't really for me and I don't want anything serious rn"
>mfw shrug it off and say it's fine, and that we can stay friends
>he stops talking to me
I really thought I could fall in love there
>I tried falling in love with you but I can't
I dunno how to even feel about this senpai
>>26410639
>tfw mommy will never cuck you
One of few good feels in life
>>26404348
THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS
>>26404303
>Hearing my younger brother fucking his girlfriend in his room coupled with her moans
>Realisation hits me that I'm still a virgin
I just got my keys an went on a drive for a couple if hours
>>26410667
Idr??
>>26410695
>My older sister is esbian
>My older sister kissed more girls than me (I kissed 0)
>She mocks me for it
>>26410696
Long distance relationship
Originaru
>>26410715
Ohh. Yeah those suck. I just came out of a two and a half year long on and off ldr and it almost killed me
>>26404303
That's fine. Don't wear heels. There's no reason to.
>>26410571
Looking back, that's what I would've done, but at the time I was just fucking destroyed for some reason. Plus, at the time, I understood Spanish well enough to get what she meant, but the finer subtleties escaped me, and I couldn't really speak it so well, would've sounded like I was reciting something from a textbook.
Though I'd probably literally just tell her "the jerk store called, and they're all out of you", but, like, in Spanish.
>>26410715
>>26410734
>mfw robots are having relationships
It's Normie central here.
>>26410734
It was about a year back, and honestly I liked him so much. We talked for hours and he was so quirky and kind. He talked about moving to where I was to teach English and he said all sorts of sweet things to me.
Then one day bam, totally cold on me. Haha guess that's just the way it is sometimes huh
>>26410676
>tfw mommy does cuck you
I don't even know why I go on desu senpai
>>26410748
She'd respond, "Oh yeah, you should know. You're their biggest seller."
>>26410757
When it comes down to it we're all single on Valentine's Day anon. Cut us some slack will ya
>>26410143
It just means you aren't sexually attracted to anything, don't really have a sex drive, etc.
Not classified as a disease or mental illness, so no, you can't get drugs for it, nor even be diagnosed. Assuming you're actually asexual, which is extremely rare.
>>26410772
Honestly, a mexican chick counterdissing with the correct seinfeld reference would just make me want to try again
>>26404970
>your oneitis?
>I could have picked her if I wanted
>>26410759
Yupp. Just the other day a girl started talking to me at school and i thought i was cinally going to be able to get out of this emotional rut but she just cut me off without even saying anything... Im hopeless
>>26410814
My only salvation is that V day falls on a Sunday and I don't have to walk around school seeing everyone exchange chocolates and love. I'm a total faggot at this point
>me in hs
>bullied and laughed at constantly
>iPod is coming out
>I'm the first anon to have one in school
>center of attention for the first time
>crowd of people asking me for last kills on songs
>2 of them were chads
>"hey this is pretty neat anon"
>i feel like they are looking at me in a new light
>stacey comes over
>"oh its nothing special, just anon being his nerdy self"
>bone_chilling.sentence
>next week stacey comes in with her own iPod
was I that repulsive that she didn't want to use a device that belonged to me?
>>26410845
I was thinking the same too. Wanna keep the convo going somewhere else? You seem cool and i dont have anyone else to talk to..
>>26410862
She's jealous and a bitch anon. Your iPod was cool
>>26404363
That means you're almost perfect.
>>26410869
If you have a medium in mind I wouldn't be opposed. I don't use kik though
>>26410084
>>26406861
My aunt once played a trick on me about an elevator jamming when I was 7 years old that has given me a phobia of elevators. My mother makes fun of me for it, my aunt feels bad because it was just a prank (bro) and knows I am legit traumatized by that incident.
"Nobody likes you, we all talk about it behind your back."
>>26410910
I was thinking kik haha do you have any ideas?
the text I got, the morning after we met up to study for biology, instead we cuddled and I fingered her that night
>Im sorry anon I can't go any further with you..
>you're just a friend, I don't have any feelings for you..
>>26410934
I could probably just make one haha
>>26410910
Disposable emails maybe?
>>26410955
Doit lol
>>26410958
It's cool, what's your kik id?
>You have a big dick
I was doing nude modelling for an art school and some 40 year old woman said it to me afterwards.
Not a bad thing, but it caught me by surprise and my brain kinda shut down. No idea how to respond to that kind of thing. I think I just stammered out "oh. O-okay"
>>26410091
you should punch one of them in the face
>>26404303
''I am the one who stopped time''
>>26410991
>Expecting us to believe this shite
>>26410991
obviously she wanted the D
>>26411007
shit forgot gif
>>26409357
It was just a shit test.
If she hadnt been attracted to you, she wouldn't have spend time with you..
>>26410618
yea either point out where I specifically say that being a beta orbiter is different online than it is irl or you're just putting words in my mouth and should go kill yourself tbqhwy
>>26404337
This is the worst feeling. I use super general pronouns with people (Hey guy/Thanks woman) so often that when I actually use names people usually do a double-take.
>>26404303
These fucking drawings. I always fucking find them funny
>>26410981
Worserwolfguy
>friend tries to hook me up with his gf friend
>puts me in a whatsapp group with him, his gf and her friend
>suddenly removes me 5 mins after
I know what happenedfuckthisshit
>>26411014
It paid $28 and hour. I had to do 5 hours a day, 2 times a week.
I would be a fool not to take that job.
People would comment on you all the time, you just got used to it.
>"He's a square"
>"He sits feminine"
>"He has a small head"
>"He has a funny chest" (pectus excavatum)
>"He has more stomach"
>>26411083
Hey I'd do it. I don't care what they would say about me.
>>26411083
How do you even get into something like that? I assume they advertise to look for people, but where? Do you have to have an attractive body, or are they looking for variety?
>>26406273
holy fuck you're a real prick
we know the truth, we know the "instincts" are too important to ignore
we are just sharing what makes us sad
why you gotta come here and act like a stuck up know-it-all asshole?
fuck you dude, you're not helping anyone
stupid cunt
