Do any girls here want a free bf? I can provide you a home, free food, a car to drive, and money to go out.
>>26402398
Me. What country are you in?
>>26402426
United States, and you?
i want this to be real
plz continue
>>26402398
>makes a thread to see how many women on /r9k/ are actual whores
Nicely done, OP. Gonna be watching this.
>>26402466
I'll fly you to me or send you here via train, Greyhound or whatever else you prefer if you're in the US.
If you're interested, here's my skype: alovefortomorrow
Bump. He posted his Skype. Any other robots wanna have a nice chat with the fellow~?
>>26402443
I'm in US too. Which state?
>>26402398
you look like you are sweaty and smell like mildew.
>>26402557
Alabama, which I suppose is a tradeoff for most people
>>26402557
Alaska. I know it's a bit far, but I will pay for travel.
>>26402398
Is that Snacks?
What happened to his music shit he always posted here?
>>26402566
if you think that's OP you need to go back to facebook
>>26402592
this isnt me
>>26402600
Snacks refuses to come back and fix things, sadly
>>26402614
>Snacks refuses to come back and fix things, sadly
What a fucking bitch. We were always there for him.
>>26402580
>>26402614
Please don't interfere with this thread. I'm serious. I am just looking for a girl who doesn't want to feel attached. Added trip to clarify who I am.
>>26402637
well there goes the thread. I'll try again some other day I suppose
>>26402398
Is it just me, or is it really easy for a girl to be a NEET?
>>26402650
sorry i just wanted to see your reaction
you seem like a good guy
i'll stop now
>>26402666
no ones going to message him anyway. Girls here are broken as fuck
>>26402770
you never know duderino
it's a pretty good arrangement
>Has spare food, space, money and a car
Get the fuck outta here you chad piece of shit.
>>26402947
Not even Chad honestly. I just need company really badly. Never even had a gf before
>>26402947
Are you europoor? Unless you have rich parents or severe autism you need all these things to survive in America. And it's not hard to get more of it because we actually have money over here.
>>26402580
Where at in alabama (generally)?
are you richie rich?
what are your interests and hobbies?
How about just getting a bro?
>Will actually share interests with you
>Won't just use your for your shit and make you feel worse
>Will have fun together
>Can actually be useful, and help you out
>Will appreciate you helping him with a place to stay or w/e
>Won't cuck you with a chad
>Can get you motivated to do something together, maybe improve each other
>Might introduce you to something you'll find interesting
>Might expand your social circle and get girls liking you not just for your cash
>>26402398
>200+ replies
I'm always late to these threads
Honestly if you all stop thinking with your dick just for a second, you'll realize that a good bro is way better than a chick, he'll make your life far more interesting and crazy.
Sure sex and cuddles is cool and all, but the price you pay for that shit insane, not to mention how treacherous and backstabbing women are. With a good bro, you can truly change your life around, I truly wish for every robot to find his brobot. Not waste their time on succubi.
