>tfw you notice there's basilica no difference between a prostitute and a girlfriend
>you are paying for sex either way.
>one in the form of cash, while the other is in the form of gifts, dates and drinks.
So why are hookers illegal?
ITT: 16 year old logic
>>26400686
go back to tumblr or reddit
>>26400642
>basilica
Maybe has something to do with woman wanting to suck the resources out of you via relationships. They lose their value once sex is out of the picture. It's a competitive market out there, they want to eliminate the "cheaper product". This is speculation tho
>>26400642
>>26400686
lol, hookers suck because you usually can't come inside them, you can't date them and are you by thousands of other men.
GFs suck because of monogamy, crazy, whipped, and bitch.
>have a girlfriend
>we cook together for every meal
>typically stay home and play vidya or watch movies
>sits on my face and pegs me because my fetishes
>lost my job a while back because of work injury, she is the one paying the bills right now while i recover
>literally have bills paid by girlfriend while i sit at home playing video games and when she gets home we fuck
Did you know it's actually possible for two people to have compatible personalities, fetishes, hobbies, lifestyle, and be in love with each other?
>>26400862
What does this cuck story and you being a beta bitch who cant pay his own bills have to do with the OP's post?
>>26400686
In This Board*
>>26400686
He is right. Why are hookers illegal?
>>26400876
The point is that when you actually have a relationship you're not paying for sex
>>26400915
All you did was show forth your 'girlfriend" is nothing more but a walking pocket pussy and the only thing you like out of the relationship is the sex aspect.
Damn, you're dumb af.
>>26400642
If all you want from a girlfriend is sex you are better off with hookers famiry
>>26400891
They are legal in many places.
>>26400642
>So why are hookers illegal?
They are legal here.
>Couldn't be fucked with them.
>actually spending any significant amount of money on your gf
>spending anywhere near the price of hiring whores
>actually trying to get in a relationship with the trash at bars/clubs and buying them drinks
>buying gifts for any girl you aren't in a long term relationship with
>going on expensive dates
>>26400939
That's not true.
I like having someone to co op video games with.
I like having someone to cook food with.
I like having someone to cuddle with.
I like having someone who will scratch my back, massage my feet after work, and pop zits I can't reach for me.
I like having someone who will let me whine to them about random shit and 'get' it.
I like having someone who cares about me and makes an effort to make me happy.
I like having someone who will laugh at my jokes.
I like having someone who I don't have to put on a fake personality for.
I like knowing that I'm not alone.
You know, those things you get when someone loves you. If you just pay tribute to a girl so she'll exclusively fuck you, it really isn't any different from a hooker
>>26401070
If you really meant that, you would have posted it in your initial reply, and not 6 minutes after.
You dumb low-test faggot.
>>26400862
This hurts me more than it helps me anon.
I've fucked 3 hookers and it was pretty awful every time. They were never as attractive as their pictures and will try to make you cum as fast as possible so they get their money and leave.
There's no intimacy either, you can't exactly make out with a hooker. I spent between $120-$180 on these girls. Maybe if I got a really high class escort it'd be a better experience but I'm not trying to spend that kind of money.
>>26401146
or maybe you are just hideous and fat?
>>26400939
More like the only thin you've shown is that your a fucking retard and needlessly butthurt by somebody being in a relationship.
Not even that guy but it's definitely possible to get a gf who isn't a massive resource drain. But of course, you likely won't find them when you're trying to be "alpha" and shitting out money for vain bar bitches who'll leave you at the drop of a hat or when your wallet runs dry.
>basilica
>>26401208
>mfw that was an original comment
dank image too, i just saved that shit
8/10 post
