>I don't understand how you could be depressed, anon...
>Life is amazing
Fuck you holy shit.
My head is mong as fuck and just because of my head shape I am cursed to a life of fucking hell.
Holy shit...you're right Chad. I never even thought about it that way!
Dude, don't tell me about life, you don't even know the names of people in your life.
>>26397978
>great memories with this chick
What did he mean by this?
>>26397978
>>26397888
isis please kill this cunt
>>26397888
Its fucking awsome. No social life at all, never dated, no money, finishing a nightmarish ECE STEM degree only to find myself unemployed since I lack focused technical expertise (jack of all trades, master of none), health going to shit, doing shitty work with tight deadlines everyday, close family hates me except my parents, forced sedentary lifestyle, etc etc
Life is so pleasant. I love it.
>>26397978
His head is perfect.
Why can't have I have a perfect head like him
Man, imagine how great the life of a good looking white guy is
>no women are outright against fucking you based on race
>women are attracted to you based on all your physical characteristics
>no matter how much progress you've made in the gym you'll always be looked at as physically superior to all the other people around you
>world is your oyster, you make more money and will be more successful in new hobbies due to the halo effect
Guys like this probably have so many female orbiters, I'm thinking I might just kill myself this weekend and hope I'm reborn a handsome tall white rich Chad
>>26398008
Maybe they saw a good movie together, I love films.
>See, anon I told you talking to girls was easy
>I don't even know this chick
>All I said was "Hi"
>short
>black
>no gf
>on type of that not socially inept so I actually get to hang out and party with the Chads and Staceys but none would even consider me human/worth fucking due to race and height
>go to uni, wish I would die in my sleep every night
>best thing in my life will be graduating, getting a job and maybe getting some worn out single mom who needs a beta provider if I'm lucky
>only real "friends/family" I can be honest with is anons on 4chan but most of them are just Chads in disguise shit posting
>broke as a joke
>working out for years but it doesn't matter because no one wants a short swole dude
I agree life is great, too bad there are so many whiny teens on this board who are so full of teenage angst that they can't appreciate it.
He's so handsome, perfect face.
>Hey anon, this chick came to me outside asking what I'm doing. I told her about that tv series you love so much. She said she loves it too, isn't that a coincidence?
>Hey anon, meet Matilda. She likes ice cream, just like you. Also, she's 5'11 and you're almost as tall. Perfect fit, you're like.. made for each other. Go hit her up.
>>26397888
You can't literally be a model like this guy, but that doesn't mean you can't have anything.
>>26398427
I have nothing despite how hard I've worked solely as a result of my shit genetics, it's not fair
>>26398137
>>26398305
>>26398367
Please stop. I've suffered enough.
>>26398461
Put up or shut up, anon. If you're going to blame genetics, then you have to post your face.
>>26398427
Let me guess. Go to the gym? The apparent solution to ALL lifes problems.
>>26398427
So, tell us how to do it? Gonna offer us some meme advice? If so, don't bother, I know all about being myself.
You people associate being good looking with immunity to not being depressed or having problems.
Of course, you do tend to think about nothing but sex and women, it's all your world, so at last I truly see: you are a depressed person but for shallow reasons.
>>26398367
>>26398305
>>26398137
These chads seems like bros the way you write them, like the hot girl trying to help her fat friend get laid.
>>26398502
Definitely not the solution to all life's problems. It helps though. You could get ripped for women but that just makes you a fag anyway, or you could get fit and healthy and you'll feel better.
Even just go for a run or a swim, feels nice. Helps you sleep better and most importantly, gets you out of the house for a while.
Lifting can be good too as you get stronger. It may not make you a confident alpha male but it is another thing to add to the list of what you have that is good.
>>26398502
>>26398533
Just focus on improving yourself. It's about being comfortable in your own skin. That doesn't mean going to the gym or getting a ton of pussy. It means: "I know my faults and my strengths. Whatever happens is ok, because at the end of the day, I'm happy with myself."
>>26398671
Hahahahahaha
This is the most convoluted fucking way of saying "JUST BE YOURSELF"
Thanks, champ. Sage advice.
>>26398367
I'm 6'1 you fucking retard.
>>26398097
That guy is not even white you dumb niguh
>>26398720
There's a difference between "Be yourself" and "*work* to make yourself better, realize that you're never going to have a life like the dude in the OP, make the best of it of what you have and take life as it comes."
but of course because this is /r9k/, the "work" part of that is ignored in favor of the woe-is-me attitude that no one gives a shit about.
>>26398910
>work hard and you may get the opportunity to touch a female!
hmm
>>26397929
>>26397938
>>26398086
>NICE
not a chad sorry
Just took a trip to this guy's twitter. Jesus fucking christ, the memes here don't hold a candle to the shit he's posting in real life.
https://twitter.com/Steve_Kells
>>26398942
Specifically not what I said. You work to make yourself happy with who you are. After, getting girls is easier because you don't reek of desperation and don't seem uncomfortable around people
>>26398999
You say I got trips cause I'm lucky. I say I got them because I'm blessed.
>>26398999
Someone needs to kill that arrogant faggot
>>26398195
Now he's perfect.
>>26399040
Sounds like feel good nonsense, tbqhwufam
>>26399061
Hey anon.Left hand is steerin' the other is grippin' your thigh
That guy isn't even that attractive, he just barely makes it. He would be invisible around an actual model like pic related.
>>26398999
Jesus, some guy attacked him last month. Which one of you?
>>26399135
uprising preview
>>26399135
>r9k
>frat guys
>>26399135
Yeah we are frat guys here in /r9k/. The fraternity of kek. So what? No one can stand up to us!
It's hard to explain Chad
look man I don't like myself you know, I don't exactly know why but I just do.
I hate seeing my reflection, I dislike how my anxiety affects others and causes them problems, I've never cared what's happened to me but if it affects someone else it hurts me.
It's hard to explain to someone and maybe you don't really get it, I don't even want to die I just want ti disappear, just blink and I'm gone.
I've only said this all now because you've asked maybe you don't care but I'm just at the end of loosing it and breaking down so I had to get this all off my chest.
It's awkward now I know but desu if this gets brought up again or pointed out I'm just going to do what I normally do and bottle it up and laugh it off maybe make a joke.
You know that guy in your group of friends that likes to make jokes and make everyone laugh?
That's me, I enjoy the feeling of it, it's nice and you can bask in it, but I detest myself, I hate myself I can't stand looking at myself.
Can we just talk about some films now or music, I saw the revenant which was okay sadly not oscar worthy, but I am looking forward to deadpool as well even though it might be a bit forced humor
>tfw I am good looking but my life still sucks
>>26399113
It is, but it's confidence is important and building real confidence starts with being happy with yourself tbqhwufam
>>26399135
>Frat guys
This is one of the reasons I glad I'm not American (or from a native anglophone country at all)
>>26399135
>>26399149
This just shows that he's actually a pretty cool bro.
He got into a fight for friends. The frat fags probably jumped him for fucking one of their bitches.
>>26399126
Fuck fuck fuck.
Is this the guy that's head is literally being used on mannequins at Calvin Klien?
Look how skinny he is, is this what woman want? Why am I on /fit/ to get big when all I need to do is cardio
>>26399179
That sounds like a song text of an Adele song and has no message
>>26399244
Merry Christmas senpai
>>26398097
>kill self
>reborn as an indian
>>26398541
They think good looks mean you automatically gets laid a lot... as a man. kek
Don't bother, they have just too little social experience
>>26399283
>kill self again
>reborn as a holy toilet
>>26399240
All you need is Cardio if your face is 9.5/10 like that guy's.
>>26397888
If you know how to live it, it is, If you don't, it sucks.
wow, he has a nice deepish voice
https://twitter.com/arianakys/status/681568336543481857
>>26399174
we're the ultra beta omega fraternity
>>26399317
I have a 7/10 face when I am lean. What should I do
>>26398999
Holy shit this is Steven Kelly.
I fucking went to high school with this dude. BCC high school in Maryland.
He was in a grade above me but I remember people were always talking about his Twitter and shit.
I kinda didn't pay any attention to him but one of my old friends brought up his name and said he's became a big vine star.
I've seen these pictures floating around but I didn't realize it was him until now.
Fuck this thread and your weird husbandoos...
>>26398541
Oh believe me, what you are onto here ain't new.
These ultra-emotional incels just don't listen.
Even robots (actual robots who are solitary by nature) hate them; robots have tried to tell them that they're just failed normalfags and that they'd be another degenerate if it wasn't for the fact that they're ugly as hell.
They have the cancerous normie mindset but not the looks to apply it. And they will never stop bitching and crying. Fuck them.
>>26398160
Man I feel you. I'm lanky and weird looking, but I have friends who are chads. Shit fucking blows. I never get invited to anything real either, it's always like dinner things for bdays or shit like that, they never want to hang with me when they are actually going out with good looking people. I mean I don't blame them, I would not be helping their cause in any way. It just sucks being treated less than other people for how you look.
>>26399410
What was he like in high school? Did he crush a lot of gash?
>>26399352
Of course he has a deep voice, he's a Chad
>>26399352
My gaydar is off the charts
>>26399460
I remember he was always picking fights with everyone over social media, and a lot of kids really didn't like him.
But yepppp he fucked a girl I had a crush on.
Oh well.
Its dangerous to be good looking. Seems like dude went to a frat party and got all the attention so he got jumped lmao. Jealously is a mother fucker.
>>26399374
Cardio + lifting weights.
>>26399516
Eh, sounds like your typical Chad. Glad those frat boys gave him his comeuppance.
I hate when people say this.
>>26398999
so it's not a meme at all. r9k was right...this is how Chad really sees the world
>>26398137
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* I literally just out loud sighed
that looks like maia mitchell almost save forf that ugly ass nose ring.
someone sage this massive fucking chad faggot already.
>Woof! Life is not so bad bro! Just be yourself!
>>26399611
Nobody says "life is amazing" and other stupid shit like that, because life sucks for most people.
>>26399305
>Don't bother, they have just too little social experience
I wonder why?
>>26399867
You are actually retarded if you believe this.
I've heard plenty of normies say shit like that or some iteration of it. Even if they're deluding themselves when they say it, they say it.
>>26399555
He was probably spouting all that bs he says on twitter.
>>26399933
Money & Status >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Looks
>>26399969
Why the fuck did this make me laugh?
I can picture him standing around holding a beer saying some arrogant gay shit while talking to some Stacies, then a butthurt frat boy decks him.
>>26399938
Maybe they say it because they want be deluded.
>>26398127
Height 5'8"
Waist 34"
Inseam 36"
I never had a chance... Any suggestions on what to do for valentines day?
> tfw you realize your imagination is literally just an amalgamation of images and ideas you've already seen before
> tfw you are stuck in your mortal body and will never escape to a higher plane of being
>Tfw that guy got bashed by some frat guys
thanks chad.
>>26399126
I just can't even imagine being that sickeningly good looking. Fucking christ he makes me want to die. I'm a good looking guy but he makes me feel like an insect
>>26399126
Some of us are truly born lucky, while others are lucky to be born.
>>26400385
>lucky to be born
Sounds like some normie meme platitude.
>>26400333
I recognize that he's good looking, but I'm not envious of him. He's to feminine for my tastes.
>>26399126
at least OP's pic has some facial hair. he's way too "pretty" that's not attractive on a male
>>26400457
>I'm not envious of him
Please post a picture of yourself
>just smile bro! All girls want is confidence!
>>26400564
Being envious of every person that looks better than you would take a massive toll on your mental health and energy, bro.
>>26400574
See, even these faggots even thought they are good looking, can't even hold a torch to this guy. They look pretty average compared to him>>26399126
>>26400511
Post a pic of yourself you fucking slug
>>26400634
The ones I posted (sitting in the car) are not particularly good looking. Just muscular, tanned, tall and a meme haircut
>>26400618
So it's better to pretend that the person 'doesn't look attractive to you' when they clearly are?
sounding desperate buddy :^)
>>26400672
In every girl's mind all that stuff you listed is good looking.
>>26399126
Whoa I think I'm turning gay
>>26400689
I'm not >>26400457 but he even says that he's good-looking. You seem like the desperado that wants everyone to be as gay as you.
>>26400618
I just wanted to dispel your cognitive dissonance where you have convinced yourself that he isn't attractive to you. It's just a bit dumb. I'm only envious because of just how rediculous he looks.
>>26400033
It's more likely they heard the guy was gonna be around and thought they would jump the faggot because he was handsome and lives in another retarded world.
>>26400734
Stop projecting man....I don't give a fuck if you have a man-crush, it happens. Doesn't mean everyone else does.
>>26400574
Notice how they don't look like they're scared of the camera or how they look like they wouldn't involuntarily flinch if a girl looked at them? That's confidence, not blind belief that simply saying hi to a girl makes her want to date you.
>>26400634
>>26400672
They're 8's at least. The guy OP posted and the other one are just 10's.
>>26400779
Why are you being an egdelord? I'm just saying something objectively.
>>26400564
this isn't soc you worthless cancer.
the fuck is going on here, why are you faggots looking at men
>>26401023
Wow kid, be careful not to hurt yourself with all that edge. I can just imagine the 17 year old angsty middle class white kid who made this post trembling with joy as he managed to slay another foe on a Chinese rice growing forum
![original[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lDmPXnj.jpg "original[1].jpg")
just talk to her, dude
>>26399126
I've dated a male model (signed to Wilhelmina) before and I've been around a lot of them. Most of them are too thin and most of them look alike. Good looking people tend to be attractive in the same, generic way. I'd rather take a 6/10 guy who's interesting than a 9/10 obsessed with juicing, skincare, and writing bad poetry.
>>26401170
stay mad, newfag.
>>26401210
I think Chad's point is that you should simply talk to her. Not because it would work out, but because you would stop wasting your time and realize the true desperation of your situation.
Chad never lies. He's not smart enough. He's more true to Nature than a robot could ever hope to be.
>>26400931
>not fawning over a dude makes me an edgelord
Mad that I'm not validating your man-crush? lol
>>26401333
This is why I stopped going to /b/ like 5 years ago. How is calling me new an insult. Whatever, I guess autism must be one hell of a drug
>>26401486
I probably do have a man crush,but I don't know why you're so desperately trying to fix on that,i swear half of this site is full of homos anyway I see like 55 cocks a day on here and so do you. My point still stand, edgelord
no friends can't drive
>>26401596
>this much damage control
I think it's time to stop posting, kiddo.
if i were taller id be swimming in so much pussy omg
>>26399126
this guy is the pinnacle of human creation
>>26399126
Get off this faggots dick. He's only generic good looking.
>>26398137
>those fatceps
>>26399126
He is more beautiful than most women holy shit.
>>26399126
I would rather look masculine than a pretty boy. I mean obviously I'd trade for either compared to my 4/10 looks now, but masculine models are more appealing than pretty twinks imho pham
>CHad
>CHin
>CHeekbones
Coincidence?
>>26399352
OF COURSE HE DOES
>>26399126
op blows this faggot out of the water.
>>26399135
>>26399149
This is what robots dont understand about being Chads, every other normie dude is after you
>>26399126
>if any 8/10 or below wore that outfit it would be considered cringe
>this guy is so good looking he makes cringe sexy
Even though I've accepted myself and am content, seeing fuckers with 10/10 aesthetics always makes me wonder how great it must be to be beautiful. You can never achieve that look if you aren't born with it.
>this guy just gets to exist to get through life
>meanwhile, robots are told to become renaissance men just to get some used up pussy
>>26398671
>Just focus on improving yourself
This advice literally ruined my life.
>>26405991
Story?bloxxblox
>>26405799
This is what I fucking HATE about all the reddit/normalfags who come into these threads spouting their meme advice telling us "we just aren't working hard enough" to get girls.
"Just work on your personality"
"Just get some hobbies"
"Learn to be funny/witty"
"Change your style"
"After you do all of that, remember to just BEE yourself :^)"
Fuck off to hell, all of you.
>>26406004
It's too painful for me to get into details. In short due to my unhappiness with life, I became obsessed with "self improvement" to the degree that I started becoming very angry and impatient with others because I kept expecting them to be like me and "improve themselves" all the time.
I kept demanding so much from myself that I started to expect more from others too.
I eventually snapped and injured myself. Granted, at the time I was also on tainted medication from India that made me psychotic. Probably wouldn't have been as severe a situation if I'd been in my right mind, but the "self improvement" mindset didn't help matters at all.
>>26406104
This made me kek. I'm sorry for your loss.
>>26399040
Fuckk off you're not helping anyone faggot.
>>26399135
kek
>>26399149
This picture just shows how vain this faggot is. He's obviously posing by flexing his abs and showing off his designer underwear. He probably didn't even need to go to the hospital, he just wanted attention.
>>26406456
His first instinct after being hospitalized was to post a selfie with some normie nigger meme words.
He's the definition of a tryhard faggot.
>>26397888
>>26397888
Why did this guy get so popular? I mean he isn't anything special as far as male models go.
would you guys start working out and/or talking to more people if i gave you a scooby snack? if all there is to life is being a model, get surgery like whats hard about that.
>>26398086
I think hes 8/10 and would be 8.5 or 9 if he didn't have shitty ass curly hair.
>>26399135
Why did they attack him? Was he being a cunt?
>>26405991
>>26406147
That's because you took it to the extreme, anon, and you also probably have some personality disorders
>>26399149
>>26399135
>mfw sweaty robot autists actually did kick his ass
>mfw he tells everyone it was a group of frat boys because he doesnt want to look like a pussy
>>26399757
>This park sucks
>Every night my owner takes Rex's thunderknot while I listen
>tfw no qt cat gf
>I wish I was at home doing something weird and autistic
>Fucking normies
>My paws hurt
