Why don't you visit a glory hole?
>>26393255
but i already did anon...
I did in another country. Amazed I didn't get an STD.
>>26393284
>>26393347
Where do you go, I want to try one
>>26393347
its not like you are going to get hiv from sucking a dick. the worst you can get probably is herpes
>>26393347
You generally don't get STD from oral barring some exceptions
I don't feel like having my dick sucked by a guy
>>26393369
germany, adult cinema with booths
>>26393369
Germany
>>26393375
There was a pussy on the other side I put my dick into.
>>26393391
You understand you were willingly inside a man's mouth?
>>26393399
thats different then. just use a condom next time, also the risk of hiv is not that high when you fuck the woman, its mostly the one receiving getting exposed to a higher risk
>>26393407
i wasnt, a man was willingly inside my mouth
>>26393445
>i wasnt, a man was willingly inside my mouthwhore
>>26393445
Somehow better
How do you even find one? All I know are some massage parlors around where I live, never thought about a glory hole
>>26393445
...I respect that.
>>26393473
i know im a whore
im straight desu
>>26393498
Wheretheholesat.net
>>26393255
Because they dont fucking exist.
Because there might be a nigger behind the wall
>>26393255
I dont want to risk getting a bj from a fatty.
>>26393524
>mfw I actually researched that
When I first went into one of those booths in 1978, there was a hole, but I did not know what it was for. I proceeded to watch my shitty 16mm projection of John Holmes doing something to some lady when I see a finger coming through the hole I noticed earlier. The finger began to twirl around in a suggestive manner. I sorta got the idea this was some sort of come on and split. Ya gotta remember I was only 18 and I was new to Austin, TX. After I had been around for a while, I got used to the invite, but never reciprocated. Finally, I spoke loud enough to say : "put yours through first." He did and it was quite thick and veined with a bulging mushroom head. I grasped it tentatively, not knowing really what to do. I heard a groan as I licked it. This being before AIDs, I didn't think of any risk. I slowly began to suck the head and then tried to get as much down as possible. I was getting into it so I began to stroke it and pulled the balls through the hole. I could tell he was about to explode so I swung it away from my face as he came in jets that shot across the tiny booth. I got up and ran out of there and never did it again.
>>26393531
they do exist, but there wont be a hot porn star behind the hole but some old dude
>>26393399
>>26393391
i didn't know germoney was so degenerate
I'm in my 20s, I'm good-looking, I just found that you could get really hot "straight" guys who were interested in stopping by as opposed to wanting to get blown by a guy without a gloryhole. I even blew my friend's dad and he has no idea. I've pretty much stopped doing it now, though, got too nervous about the whole thing.
>>26393615
you are right, it is. germany is full of adult cinemas and those again are full of faggots
Tried it once at a dingy nightclub when I was 19. I had the sense to put a rubber on. Whoever was on the other side teased it for a bit as he slowly slid the condom off a little bit. Once he had enough leverage he grabbed the base, ripped the condom off, and held my cock in place as he sucked me to a finish. I was terrified but it felt amazing. Got tested the next day.... STD free
Best blowjob I've ever had. I'm bi. Men are much better at handhobs and blowjobs from my experience.
Unlike porn, there are no heterosexual gloryholes in real life
>>26393559
There's a sucker born every 10 minutes
>>26393615
I don't know if it's a normal thing, probably not. I just got taken along to a kink club by an acquaintance there, and they had a couple privacy booths for it. The idea grossed me out since I assumed it'd be some old German dude, but I made out a chick on the other side so went along with it to see what would happen.
Turned out going all the way happened. I think in this case I probably got extremely lucky though.
>>26393669
>>26393524
Someone could make this a fairly successful community.
>>26393557
don't worry it will just be a man
>>26393694
>Mfw he doesn't know the difference between gyrlpussi and boipussi
>>26393741
Mfw no f
>>26393741
She had a pussy as well as an asshole and sounded like a chick. You can keep moving the bar and next say she was a tranny, but the point of the glory hole was served, as far as I know I fucked a chick through it and all evidence points to it actually being a chick.
Not to mention I saw her up in the club a little later. Weird sensation imagining my cum inside her.
>>26393741
Someone explained the difference to me on here.
Girlpucci feels tight all the way, bp feels tight at the entrance and then really loose.
>>26393785
"IT WAS GURL I'M SUPER SERIAL"
lmao whatever faggot
>>26393807
You're the one that sounds like a faggot, keeping saying it was a guy. Sounds like you wish it was a guy so you can fantasize about it.
>>26393829
>getting this b8'd
Hey as long as you guys laughed about it afterwards you can say you were only joking
Did u cup his balls or was the hole only just big enough for your lady dick
When I was about 8 years old I was on a road trip with my folks, and we stopped at a park so I could go to the toilet. There I am taking a leak and I notice this strange hole in the wall. So, being the curious child I was, I'm starring at this hole wondering what it could be, so perfectly round and smoothed on the edges. I'm thinking how long it must have taken someone to do that, when a huge cock comes though it. I calmly put my member away and suck it for a good few minutes until he cums all over my face, then I walk out straight past my dad who'd been waiting outside, and back to the car.
because real glory holes aren't like porn ones
I came up with a great prank for glory holes. Go in there with a roll of duct tape and wait for someone to stick their dick through. Then grab their dick and start wrapping it in duct tape. Hopefully they won't realise what's happening in time and pull out before you get a good grip with the tape. Then stretch out some more tape and stick it to the wall of the stall. Then leave. They'll be trapped there until someone finds them and pulls or cuts the tape off. Comedy gold!
>>26393947
>go to adult arcade
>stick dick through hole
>someone does this
>wait a minute for some guy to come in and free me
>be thankful and suck him off
your plan isnt really good anon
>>26393890
When I was about the same age, I walked into a bathroom where two people were having sex.
What if they cut it off or jam a needle into it?
>>26393894
Holy fuck this
Real glory holes are depressing
>Found out online about a gloryhole within 10 minutes walk of me
>Apparently it is in the toilets of a local library
>Suprised but makes sense as nobody will go
>Go because I am horny
>Not gay as such, just need to get some sex
>send a message to a user on the site asking him to go to the hole, he agrees
>Go to the library
>Have to take out a library card and pretend I am using the facilities
>Go to the toilets, and sit in one of the cubicles
>The hole is right where it is meant to be
>Sit for 30 minutes waiting for someone to go in opposite
>Someone comes into the toilet
>they go into the cubicle opposite
>hear a noise
>dick comes through the hole
>Pretty shrivelled and old, barely hard
>about to leave
>decide to give it a try
>lightly kiss it
>suddenly hear a voice
>''OOOOHHHH SUCK MA DICK BOY. I CAME FOR THE NON FICTION STAYING FOR SUCK MY MEATY DICK SON. OOOH KISS IT AGAIN. GO ON. THIS LIBRARY HAS NO SHAKESPEARE SUCK MY DICK ROMEO'
>literally shouting at the top of his lungs
>get cold feet, panic and run away
>as I leave people in the library look at me, they must have heard him
>never go back
>>26394241
how are they supposed to do that if i suck their cock?
>>26394253
>kisses penis
>gets scared
Worst kind of faggot
>>26394253
>library
>you're the one looking for dick
anon you stupid faggot
>>26394253
>OOOOHHHH SUCK MA DICK BOY. I CAME FOR THE NON FICTION STAYING FOR SUCK MY MEATY DICK SON. OOOH KISS IT AGAIN. GO ON. THIS LIBRARY HAS NO SHAKESPEARE SUCK MY DICK ROMEO'
>>26393660
hiv takes 3 months to be detectable
>>26393785
>Weird sensation imagining my cum inside her.
You rawdogged a complete stranger? Fucking madman.
>>26394371
>get sucked off
>hiv
thats not how it works dude
>>26394371
You dont get hiv from getting sucked tho
>>26394253
>you didn't give him points for showmanship
>>26394253
So what site did you use to find out about it
>>26394401
>>26394406
yes you do dummies
>>26394253
>not gay as such, just need to get some sex
>you're the one doing the dick sucking
>>26394499
Nah
Herpes, yes totally
AIDS nah
>>26394499
sure thing buddy
http://www.aidsmap.com/Oral-sex-cannot-be-linked-to-new-HIV-infection-in-10-year-Spanish-couples-study/page/1414272/
the risk is very small if you are sucking someone off, and its even smaller if you get sucked off, its almost impossible to get hiv that way
Terrified that whoever is on the other side might chop my dick off
