>go to subway with mommy
>buy delicious subway sandwich made just for ME by a professional sandwich artist
>call sandwich artist a wagecuck
>sandwich artist forgot to put chicken tendies in my sandwich
>"sorry we don't do chicken tenders here"
>what
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>mommy starts crying for some reason
>on the way home mommy visits the drug store to buy sleeping pills
>get home and mommy tells me she'll give me 50 GBP if I finish my sandwich
>mfw
I think mommy took all the sleeping pills, she must be really tired!
I can't wait to show her how much of a good boy I am when she wakes up
Your moms not waking up you neet degenerate. Its over.
Does anyone else phonetically pronounce REEEE the way a retard would say REEE, like all slow and monotone like, and not the way a frog squeals?
I know the frog thing is the way it's supposed to be but that's not how my mind interprets it
you know if it were me, I'd have put the sleeping pills in your sandwich.
not that I have anything against NEETs but damn it'd be an easy crime to get away with.
This isn't funny. This is just not funny
>>26392472
>tfw your parents commit suicide and you inherit all their money and house and you can do with it whatever you please
>>26393266
I feel tendies stories are only funny when they do something new with the idea. Seeing a story like
>Wake up
>Ask mummy for tendies
>She says no
>REEEEE
>Shit on her chest
>She says yes
>10000000 free GBP
>SmugPepe.jpeg
Was funny the first time but after so many stories that are just variations on this, I can only really bring myself to enjoy ones that are a little more creative, and show other sides to our autistic heroes.
>>26392472
Wageslaveposting is too hit or miss for me
Whatever happened to DEVILISHposting?
I really enjoyed those
>>26392472
wrong meme useage
>>26393930
>wake up
>ask for tendies
>mom locked herself in her room again
>threaten her to turn the house on fire if she doesnt open the door
>start breaking shit and making a mess while she cries
>suddenly i hear someone open the door and run up the stairs all the way to me
>its my uncle, he is coming to beat me up
>push uncle with all my weight
>tell him if he touches me again i will push him down the stairsead until he stops moving
>he looks me with nothing but disgust
>mom yells if i dont go to my room she will call the cops
>wathever
>go into room have to be carefull with all the broken glass and trash on the floor
>hear mom crying and uncle swearing
>they leave and mom doesnt come back home in 3 days
>thats 3 days without food
>thank god she didnt take the router
>then again maybe she was too scared
>>26394185
thats jump on him until he stops moving
>>26394185
Literally why steal a story from a thread that's still up?
>>26392472
Thismenu that doesn't include tendies is pretty disappointing.
>>26394755
i didnt, check the time. i posted it here and then i made the thread lol
