>tfw no anime sister to call me a baka onii-chan while I dick her in the butt
I honestly don't even care anymore. I'm mentally, socially, and sexually retarded. I'm never going to be normal and have a job and a loving gf. Why even bother. I'll just watch some more shitty anime and masturbate myself to death. Who else?
Replace "anime" with "disney movies" and yes
I've got a Kirino body pillow and a Kuroneko one.
>>26392140
Her name was Kuroniko, dumbass.
>>26392094
I want a weeb boyfriend to watch anime with even tho I don't like it that much
I could tease him about it and make him do a cure anime girl voice and then make him roleplay his own waifu while I fuck him but they always either have boyfriends or not reply
>tfw no weeb gf that will call me oniichan and feed me chicken tendies while watching anime
>>26392207
H-hi
Where are you from?
>>26392207
Kik/snap/Skype/phone/telegram/ smoke signals ?
>>26392094
If you dont mind your little sister being a boy then I can solve your problem.
>>26393017
damn, you in the middle of Australia? because you thirsty as fuck!
>>26392140
post them please
I wish I owned one
>>26392094
>Naming the anime to include the sister
It's ridiculous because you know they'd never let anything even implied incestuous happen.
I don't know who they're trying to please, I know I'd never watch that shit.
>>26395907
ok oni-senpai
