Forget about "beeing urself", you have to be tall, have a nice face, have a large penis and an extroverted personality (and usually a toned body) is what you need to get a girlfriend
>>26391833
* who won't cuck you that is
Wow, what a revelation. I literally never heard of this before!
and don't be short and legally blind like me.
>>26391881
Can you be illegally blind?
>>26391833
I'm 2 out of those 4 and managed to get a gf.
>>26392044
prepare~ to be cucked
>>26392299
Nah, why would she do something like that. Nobody can satisfy her like I can.
>>26392299
i'm one out of the 4 and still got a gf
>>26392387
you should also prepare~ to be cucked
>>26392299
Prepare~ to be a virgin until your death.
I'm tall, have a 7/10 face and a large penis and can't get a GF.
Maybe what really counts is the extroverted part.
>>26392557
confidence > being interesting/funny > social status > money > looks > penis > height
>>26391833
I'm just tall.
Will that do?
>>26391876
Its so natural to us but its hilarious how normies can't wrap their minds around it.
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>>26391833
>tall
>nice face
>large penis
>toned body
>introvert
>>26392609
being interesting/funny < confidence < penis < social status = money < looks < height
FTFY fampai
>>26392557
If you are really tall and 7/10, just smile at girls and casually start conversations and you will get some of them thinking about you. Seen it in dozens of times.
>>26392715
>height least important
who are you kidding anon?
I never understood why your penis size would influence your ability to get a girl in bed
>>26392776
> < signs how do they work you fucking retard?
>>26392778
me neither desu senpai baka
>>26392778
women just know somehow.
>>26392776
Height is the least important of all those listed. Are you daft?
>you have to be tall
Stop this meme
>>26392778
It doesn't when it's a normal person without complexes.
But remember in which board we are.
>>26392387
I bet you're tall. Tall men cannot be robots.
>tfw tall but I don't want a woman who likes me for my height
>>26392851
na, I think some guys here just realize they are below the average (like literally 50%) and make that negative fact into a further weight on their baggage that serves as an excuse to stop trying. Trying is hard.
It you get naked with a girl you're already there, and a girl will not un-bf you because of your dicksize, if you at least have a dick.
>>26391833
the toned body is pretty easy to achieve
PS I'm 6.5'' and already hit cervix with several chicks, so I don't want more except for male aestetics
>>26392912
>a girl will not un-bf you because of your dicksize
I would. But then again I want kids and a small penis wouldn't impregnate me as easily...
>>26392815
>>26392855
I'm an idiot I deserve this
>>26392898
False. I'm 6'3" and a robot.
>>26392955
>>26392912
The only thing girls care about is a fat cock and a fat wallet.
Anything else is just icing on top to them.
>>26392912
What are you talking about? Penis size is one of the main reasons girls dump their bf. Why do you think some of them cheat in the first place? It needs to be big.
>>26392646
AGREE.
fucking normies and their pathetic limited and superficial brains. they all must die bye a school shootout or college killing spree.
>>26393023
fucking asshole
you cannot be robot if you have girlfriend you fuckface
your girlfriend deserves to be brutally raped by a gang of homeless niggers with aids.
>>26393096
Uh who said I have a girlfriend lol?
I'm 5'5 and have a 5'7 maybe 5'8 girlfriend, girl towers over me in boots. I do have a large penis and I am an extrovert that lifts weights but no one knows about your penis until you've put in a ton of work to begin with
>>26393135
>5'5
Want to trade heights? I'm 6'0. We both retain our penis sizes.
>>26393169
Honestly I'd shave 5 inches off my dick to be a regular height, would be a dicklet afterwards but like I said having a big penis has done fuck all for my confidence
>>26392688
Being an introvert isnt the same as social anxiety . You can prefer to be introverted and say Hello to a girl at a book store. Fucking Idiot
>>26393135
I'm 5'6" and gf is 5'10". Good job, bro. Funny how it seems to be easier for us short guys to get taller girls than shorter ones.
>>26393206
How tall are you? Will trade dick sizes or take 4 inches.
>>26393206
So your dick is what, 8 or 9 inches now?
>tfw 6'0 with a little over 7" dick and it looks painfully small when I look down at it
>>26391833
hey fuck this
first off that is a completely bullshit
2nd women are all brainless and heartless whores who are gonna break you down and humilliate you whenever they have the fucking chance.
3rd they al deserves a brutal rape torture and murderer. because they are scum
they always fight about feminism and fuck the patriarchy and shit but on the bed those bitches love to be dominated like the inferior scum they are
4th all of that " be yourself" its bullshitwanna know why ?
im a fat obese piece of shit. used to be very social even had a couple of gf .. but i gained weight and guess what
no friends
no gf
no people
no nothing
and its > N O T their fault.
so if i continue " being myself" nobody EVER could like a fat fuck like me
.... i have to work out, doing some cardio eating healthy and stuff
the same thing for everyone
if you are too skinny , start lifting weight
if you are too fat like me, start walking eating less and eating vegetables , grain cereals, cut bread, soda, sugar, salt and stuff
you cant just be yourself and stay the way you are..... because nothings gonna change if you dont change first.
>>26393240
My girlfriend tells me she used to get teased for dating short guys in High School, she went to an all asian school.
>>26393242
5'5, I need to be 6'5 honestly, my little man syndrome has made me obsessed with wanting to be the biggest person in the room
>>26393247
9.5 inch dick on a diminutive frame, wish I could make a living off of porn
>>26393282
My gf likes to wear heels as well, so the height difference is even larger. Feels good man, walking around town with her in heels and in my arms, showing her off like a trophy.
>>26393247
>tfw over 6 feet tall with girl bones and 6.5 x 5 dick
I swear that my growth must have been stunted; my father practically looks like another species compared to me.
I don't have have a large penis or a extroverted personality yet I have a gf. I guess it also helps that she's pretty introverted herself and also is small so she's fine with my average penis.
>>26393206
>>26393247
>>26393282
I swear I have had this same conversation sometime in the past. It was a manlet with a godzilla dick back then too. Think I even used the same reaction pic back then.
>>26391833
You don't have to be any of those things to get a girlfriend.
Minimums:
5'7"
Non hideous
Decent personality
Interests
Not fat or super skinny
5" penis or more
Seriously, it's not as hard as you say
>>26393321
Then what the fuck are you doing here, normie?
>>26393299
Sounds like we have the exact same girlfriend, she lives in heels, so much for that notion of her being insecure about her height
>>26393326
I don't remember the pic but I've certainly expressed the idea of being taller in exchange for a smaller dick on /r9k/ several times before
>>26393352
Actually this sounds about right.
>>26392963
How many are you looking for?
>>26393368
Mine is totally submissive in bed. Feels great to dominate a much taller girl. Yours too?
>>26393368
>I don't remember the pic but I've certainly expressed the idea of being taller in exchange for a smaller dick on /r9k/ several times before
Despite being 6'0 I still feel like a manlet all the time when I'm outdoors. Partly it's because of my gollum-esque posture, but also because there is a lot of people who are taller than 6'0.
Then again I want to be a petite small human.
>>26392963
Jesus, just how fat are you?
>>26393447
I always feel like the smallest person in the room because I usually am, I would like to be impressively big but it is what it is
Have you tried having good thoughts?
>>26394910
Navie as fuck
Even if chad has bad thoughts he still get laid.
Girl think he complex.
>>26392609
height = confidence > penis > money > social status >> personality
>tfw 5'4
>tfw 7"x6" dick
>tfw everyone assumes I have a small dick because of my height and shitty attitude
lel, just kill me
>>26392904
Have fun being single forever.
>>26395481
All those tall virgin robots who have a shitty personality and are NEETs would beg to disagree with you. As would the short guys who are outgoing and fun to be around with and who get pussy.
>>26391833
I'm 5'11'', have a meh face, I'm chubby, and have a 5 inch penis.
I get laid all the time. Learn how to be funny and make drinks. Learn how to cook. It's not that fucking hard guys.
The first step to getting laid is this: actually go outside. Go to the bar, go join a club, sit at starbucks for an hour. It's not that fucking hard.
If you aren't getting laid, then you're not fucking trying.
>>26395592
>All those tall virgin robots who have a shitty personality and are NEETs would beg to disagree with you
Those are faggots that should kill themselves for failing at life on easy mode
>As would the short guys who are outgoing and fun to be around with and who get pussy
Those are faggots that are liars.
>>26395650
Right. So I haven't actually fucked a lot of girls and I don't have a gf. It must be my imagination because some angry virgin says so on a Cambodian embroidery board. A 5'6" guy like me can't get girls even if he is good-looking, outgoing, and has money.
>>26395698
>A 5'6" guy like me can't get girls even if he is good-looking, outgoing, and has money
Yeah, exactly. You can be short and have all of that going for you, yet you'll still get turned up for a taller guy.
I'm not a retard that falls for anecdotal evidence.
>>26395611
the fact that you describe yourself as remarkable average-below average shows that you're not working hard at all.
A lot of guys like myself put a lot of effort into their fitness, appearance, wealth and hope it will attract girls, because they are to scared to approach, when in reality there is likely a girl that will date you without these merits.
The issue is anxiety, not hard work (at least for me, and a number of other people), and lack of a social circle which is very hard to find/develop
>>26395758
Then explain why you are still a virgin when there are short guys out there getting pussy?
>>26391833
>tall
check
>nice face
check
>big dick
tfw 5" by 5"
>extrovert
check
>toned body
working on it
am I good to go?
>>26396166
What about the two most important parts? Being confident and fun to be around.
>>26396166
im fun to be around, but not very confident tbqh.
>>26396161
They're either faggots who are of average height who complaining about being short, or they don't live in an anglo country that prides height as being a qualifying factor in who can/cannot be in a relationshit.
I'm 5'4, I'd laugh in your face if you told me I'd be capable of getting a gf.
The worst part is that if you're missing JUST ONE part of that list, you'll have a much harder time finding a girlfriend. Especially if you're missing the extroverted personality.
I have everything OP listed except for an outgoing personality, and therefore I don't and never have had a girlfriend.
>>26391833
why do you guys keep complaining about the lack of a gf when all you really want is sex? It's pretty dumb and dishonest to pretend there's anything on this board but animal lust waiting to be expressed.
>>26396241
You probably aren't capable of it, true, because you're so angry and desperate. It's hard, but not impossible, for you to change that. Becoming the total opposite of what you are now, i.e. confident and fun to be around, is a lot of work, but not impossible. Still, you probably won't make the slightest effort, and so you will die a virgin.
I'm a KV and I can confirm, OP is saying the truth
I tried being confident
Didn't work
>>26396294
I just want someone to keep me company man. Sex is a bonus
>>26396297
What's the point in even trying? Even if I become super duper confident, the life of the le party, and get really "confident", women won't look past my height.
>>26396294 is right though. I don't care about women, I don't want to be in relationshit, I don't want to get married or have kids. I just want to have sex, it just pisses me off that I'm apparently not good enough for any of these dumb whores since Cosmopolitan says so.
>>26396371
this is 4chan. The home of the subclinically psychopathic. We are disgusting, cruel, bigoted, evil,and just about everything wrong with humanity here. You really think on this filipino comic book imageboard there's anyone who longs for companionship? No there isn't. I remember a few years ago when this board had threads about finding ways to get a girlfriend and then degrade her with disgusting tasks. It's never been loving here
>>26396411
Dude, my cousin is like 5'6 or 5'7 and has slept with at least 100 women, probably more. He's bald too.
It is 100% about personality and game, so long as you're not fat and have at least a 5/10 face.
>>26396454
Speak for yourself you faggot edgelord. This isn't some deep web sekret klub
>>26396411
>Even if I become super duper confident, the life of the le party, and get really "confident", women won't look past my height.
You keep telling yourself that, because it takes the responsibility off you. You don't want to admit that you could actually get pussy, but you would have to work for it. It's easier for you to just make yourself believe you can't get pussy no matter what you do. That way, you can safely say "it's not my fault". You're not man enough to take responsibility. That's why you will remain a failure - because you are too afraid to be anything else.
>>26391833
>toned body
Kill yourself you dyel woman
>>26396499
Why does the word "toned" trigger /fit/ so much
>>26396457
>at least a 5/10 face.
almost gave me hope until I read this
0/10 shitty
>>26396485
>This isn't some deep web sekret klub
The front page was literally just threads about hating black people, hating women, and how to fuck with those two demographics. This has always been 2edgy4u:the image board.
>>26396555
Nice trips.
Your face probably isn't as bad as you think it is. Unless you have leprosy or some shit you'll be fine, if a girl doesn't give you a shot because she thinks you're ugly she's not worth your time anyway.
>>26396615
I had some girls being "overly friendly" but that's all
I have AVPD (>inb4 meme illnesses) so it's kinda hard to make a move without sounding disturbed or visibly anxious
>>26391833
If you're a fat disgusting weeaboo manchild "nice guy" then of course you're gonna get rejected.
Get a better personality cuz yours is a shit one. You feel entitled to good looking girls while you do nothing to be a good looking guy
>>26396684
I have a pretty personality
>>26396457
That's just anecdotal evidence for him. Any time someone gives him examples of short guys being successful with girls or in life etc, he will just say muh anecdotal evidence. He believes he's a failure only because of his height. If only he were taller he'd magically be getting pussy and his life would be great.
>>26396493
Dude, I understand where you're getting at, but I don't think you realize how superficial most whores in the US are. They see guys like me as literal sub humans.
I mean I can lie about my height, but I'm 5'4 even, and can realistically only lie and say I'm 5'6 before anyone notices I'm full of shit.
>>26396649
Most people on this board have some degree of AVPD. It's okay to be scared at first though, it's how you handle that fear that matters. I recommend finding an introverted shy gf as well, so join a book club, cooking class, go to the library, something where those types of girls would be.
>>26396526
Because there is no such thing. It's something dumb women spout to justify them "lifting" 2 pound dumbbells 70 times per set.
You gain muscle and you burn fat. That's it. When you do that, you can have a defined physique, i.e. "toned". Women, however, will tell you that they don't wish to lift heavy because "it makes me look, like, soooo bulky xD" even though they couldn't become "bulky" if their lives depended on it. So they invented this term which demonstrates what we should've understood in the 1920s, that women don't deserve to have the vote.
Then again, neither do the majority of men so, whatever.
>>26396775
I didn't explain really well
Not only I shit myself when I try to make these advances, but I don't know how to
>>26396810
You're absolutely right my friend. Women are the cancer of society
>>26392299
>memes
Most white girls avoid Africans like plague
>>26396762
I'm 5'6" and do all the things which you claim are impossible for short guys. Surely a mere 2 inches don't make all the difference?
>>26396869
You're talking to the blind leading the blind, but a simple "hi, I'm anon" is a good place to start. She will then introduce herself. Say something trivial about the weather, or whatever is relevant to the place you're at and what is happening. Being in a place where you can bring up conversation topics (bookstore, museum, etc) is a good place for this kind of thing.
After some small talk, say "you seem interesting, let's get coffee sometime" and take her number and then gtfo.
Note that this will be very hard to do at first, and your success rate might not be great.
>>26397013
sure, but I don't wanna do these on girls I'll be seeing a lot
If it goes wrong it will be really awkward
>>26391833
>chad collects her nudez
>you collect pepez
>>26397039
You could, worse case scenario is she says no and then you play it cool. Just don't try it with a ton of girls you know or you might get a reputation.
>>26393247
Same boat as you m8.
6'0 tall, and although I'm mildly above average in penis size, it just doesn't look impressive on my frame.
The dick/body ratio is more important than it gets credit for...
>>26391833
this is simply untrue as i've seen plenty of short and ugly men with girlfriends.
no im not a chad im a pencil dick'd manlet virgin
>>26392715
https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2009/09/18/how-much-can-game-do/
>>26392609
>>26392715
that is not how it works you need to have the whole fucking package or they don't even bother at all.
>>26392955
>his nipple
>>26393352
>5'7"
>tfw barely making the cut
>Non hideous
Yup.
>Decent personality
Yeah.
>Interests
Pretty much.
>Not fat or super skinny
Yes.
>5" penis or more
I got like 8 inches.
