I'm tired of the same old masturbation routine. Can someone recommend some good fapping techniques?
put your penis in a grinder, it feels so good
Stick something up your butt.
>>26390538
this desu
very original
>>26390498
Repent through Christ, and then marry and masturbate into your wife for the sole purpose of procreation.
Buy a fleshlight, it'll make you cum twice as hard. It's a little annoying having to clean it, and its somewhat stressful having it hidden in your home, but it's so worth it.
>>26390538
actually it feels really good
You could become a hero like this guy:
http://efukt.com/2289_Intentionally_Caught_Jacking_Off.html
http://efukt.com/21098_Intentionally_Caught_Jacking_Off_2.html
He eventually gets laid from it, too.
Whatever you do, make sure there's no one around who might walk in just as you finish.
Worst feeling in the world.
onahole is good. the problem is it's only 100% with a warmer and that adds a prep element to it. also it takes a toll on your wrist. eventually you just wiggle it or prod the back of it where the gspot texture is.
vibrating egg under your balls is good.
take it to the next level and get a hitachi. i'm about to buy some cup extension bullshit for it so i don't have to hold on to the thing.
>>26391622
No way man!
You ain't gonna trick me into watching a guy jerk off
>>26392790
lul it was a dude who it worked on.
>>26390498
try this:
fill a condom with warm water, put it on your hard dick and hold the base tight. Use your right hand to hold the condom and fuck it. You can feel the water swirl around and theres nothing it feels like. Its amazing!
I call it "the snowglobe". Youll find out why when you cum
Spread the word my friend!
