>Tfw no comforting gf
If you want your gf to never fuck you again do this.
>>26388656
i want to be in the comfort zone.
>>26388709
this
women don't know how to deal with men's problems, they will just run away
>tfw no oneechan big sister type gf who'll hold me and tell me everything's going to be ok
My family and my friends always tell me I'm cold and harsh, but I can't seem to open up to anyone, because I want to deal with my problems alone and I'm scared of letting people see how I feel. I just want someone who can make me feel safe for once instead of me having to take charge.
>>26388709
>>26388739
Blah blah Chad genetics blah blah muh cuck fetis blah
>>26388656
how does someone comfort constantly-sad/depressed people? should i just sit there and listen to them talk about their problems? i don't know what to do in such situations
>>26388739
>What is the Florence Nightingale effect
>>26388656
>have dream cuddling with a qt in a shed in a zombie apocalypses
>we are the only ones left alive
>haven't touched a girl in years and she's burying her head in my shoulder
>thatfeel
>zombie grabs her through some wood beams
>bites her
>blood all over
>more zombies trying to get in
>start to cry bc I'm gonna lose her
>she starts to cry
>she whispers "don't worry I'll always be with you"
>she dies
>I let the zombies in
>they bite me
>I wake up
Most affection I've had in years desu
>>26388919
You pretend your mind is more than Chad and money and try to emulate empathy.
>>26388853
>I'm cold and harsh
Bro, my mom once called me to look at pc error claiming I will surely know what to do because I think like a machine
God, she didn't even realize how much did that hurt to hear.
I still have my mommy to comfort me when I'm sad, thats the only woman in your life who will truly love you and care about you when you're sad.
>>26388853
I know the feel bro. It's abstract and frustrating.
>tfw I will never have a gf because I won't allow myself to get close to anyone and open up about my problems on a shitty image board
>tell a woman about your problems
>her pussy immediately dries up like the Sahara desert
Never, ever tell a woman what's really going on in your heart. You can only tell them the things that they want to hear, everything else they either don't listen to or get mad about.
>>26388973
Not true. "Mommy" abandoned me when I was 13 after taking all of my savings and college fund at the time. Life is dead and empty and women, all of them, are incapable of empathy.
Does anyone know why the Gfd General left R9k?
>>26388945
>I let the zombies in
She wanted you to live on, beta.
>>26389093
Because it became a circlejerk of cucks orbiting girls who already had normie boyfriends who they 'dom'd'
>tell gf my problems
>she tells me hers
>we help each other
I love her so much.
>>26389136
Because people like this wouldn't shut up about how all girls are whores
>>26389173
Aww, does baby miss his waifu who was getting creampied every night :)?
>>26389153
You fucking emotional beta cuck, I bet she's out with Chad running amok.
jk most women aren't going to leave you for showing emotion robots are just retards.
>>26388656
You aren't looking for a GF, what you really want is to feel like you're mother loved you or recapture a time where you did feel safe and loved but it's too late now so you're projecting those desires onto other women.
You can be loved by someone but it's a different kind of love and it's not unconditional, no one can carry the weight for you anymore, you can't go back to that time. Living is not for the weak.
>tfw my fuckbuddy lets me spill my guts and cry in her arms while she scratches my head and kisses me, then we make sweet, sweet love ending with her sucking the cum out of me, and cuddling afterward
>>26388656
>>26388853
I want this a lot, but I don't want to place the burdens of my problems on someone else. No one deserves that.
>>26388709
I do this all the time and still fuck her like crazy
This kind of attitude is why you don't have a gf.
Women want a man, not a whiny pussy.
ITT: bunch of people who haven't interacted with women aside from their mother and the grocery store cashier in years summing up what every woman thinks and/or wants
>>26388656
>Tfw have comforting mommy gf
>Tfw known her for six months so far and not once has she offended me or argued with me
>tfw just want to comfort a qt bot but my insufferable obsession scares everyone away
>>26388656
you already had one but you were too fucked up to keep her so why do you think things will be different now?
>>26389500
>umming up what every woman thinks and/or wants
Well this is my experience from my whole life, it cant get any broader for me.
You can show me statistics, argue how it is not true but in the end when I go out it will be as much usefull as some old fart
>>26388709
If they would never comfort you and dont provide emotional support I dont see why would anyone want a girlfriend in the first place? They would be literally valueless because its not worth having a relationship based on sex. Its retarded and too consuming with no value in return with no worth companionship.
If woman cant be tender, caring and sweet I cant understand why would any man want to invest his time in such woman.
>>26388853
>>26388966
>>26388982
Have you dolts ever considered that the people around you think you're "cold and harsh" because you act like autistic fucking sociopaths?
Honestly your lack of self-awareness mixed with excessive self-pity is astounding.
>>26388919
You don't. If someone is constantly sad and depressed you stay far away so they don't latch onto you and steal your joy. Then you'll just become one of them and seek someone else to "fix" your sadness.
>>26389616
>act like autistic fucking sociopaths?
well and I see people around me acting like monkeys in the circus
it doesnt matter at which front you are, the idiot is the one on the other side
>>26389006
tfw you realize that your "problems" are actually wizchan-tier misogyny and women "dry up" because they've discovered that you're a bitter loser
>>26389608
Was about to shitpost like the guy you replied to, but this is a good post. Obviously being a mopey cunt all the time will make her lose interest though.
>>26389557
you shouldn't overshare with random people
>tfw feel love as we cuddle
>>26388966
I think she was calling you smart.
>>26389736
yeah, maybe, nowadays I am just not sure
I reached age when telling them I never want gf/children becomes from teenage angs isue to full blown realization holy fuck, I am never going to have any grandkids.
>>26389727
Why are you so paranoid?
>>26389867
This is a trick question isn't it ?
>>26389006
this. they aren't looking to date a girl and listen to your feels. drop the savior fantasy
>>26389971
...no you're just very paranoid
>>26388853
I'm not able to open myself up to anyone, even my mother. This hurts.
>>26390666
I know that feel. yet i hope to meet someone who I will be able to tell my deepest thoughts, fears and desires. it feels like I am hiding my vulnerable self behind this somewhat edgy image. closest I ever get is with my friends when we have a drink together. yet I still keep way too much to myself.
>>26388656
My gf comforts me.
Showing weakness to your girlfriend is apparently a reliable way of making her dump you.
Ouch.. This hits home..
>>26388853
I have a big strong sister but she won't hug me. No one in my family shows any affection to each other any more. Fuck that hit hard.
>>26388853
If I'm ever going to get a gf it's going to be one like that.
>>26388656
As a often depressed guy with a gf I can tell you that nothing makes a girls vagina dry up faster then I guy asking her to comfort him because he's sad.
>>26388709
At first i thought the point of the pic was that he had his head shoved in titties and that he said he isnt sad like "why are you shoving my head in your boobs, im not even sad" but shes just doing it anyways
Then i saw he was actually crying and that she has a flat chest. Yeah, i think youre right.
>tfw no gf to smash my face unto her tits
>>26388709
I don't want a gf who considers that a turn off
>>26393346
So you don't want a gf?
>>26388709
My girlfriend loves to comfort me when I'm sad. We've been together 3 years.
So I guess the point is, if you want a gf, don't listen to the fucking idiots of /r9k/
>>26389520
>offended me
What are you, a college student?
>>26388853
>>26388966
I'm having a similar problem with not being able to express any positive feelings and the way I express anything negative comes out as spiteful, hateful and often abrasive.
I realized that I'm just like my dad in that respect and seeing how he's still like that at almost 60 I feel like I have no hope of getting any better.an hero soon
>>26389425
This. My entire life I've had to be the "happy little kid" in the family who's joyful and tries to make people happy when they're feeling like shit.
Saying what I really feel will break some of my family members emotionally, and I really don't want that sort of shit on my conscious. If someone has to listen it'll be a doctor in full secrecy.
>>26388853
I-is it raining..?
>>26390666
Maybe it's because you're the devil
>>26388853
>tfw no oneechan gf
I was having a decent day, anon.
>tfw I'll never lay my head on her lap while she plays with my hair gently
>tfw we'll never cuddle under the sheets on a rainy day, with me being the small spoon
>tfw she'll never tease me and gently bully me while also being dominant in bed
Why go on
Relevant song/thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA_ubhYgjAc
>>26393406
Why are you so unwilling to accept that some girls are decent people who won't hate a guy for showing some emotion?
I've cried with my girlfriend, she encourages me to open up to her about my issues.
Yet we still fuck regularly. How does that fit into your twisted life view?
>tfw no butt witch to put spells on you
:'(
>>26394685
Because that doesn't fit into the fantasy that women are soulless fuck bots that only function on material wealth and physical attractiveness
If the NEETs found out they were just people, they'd have to realize that their loneliness and misery is entirely their faults for just giving up and refusing to try until they succeed.
Would you be able to live with yourself? I wouldnt. That is why they will deny it until their final breath.
Watch the proof present itself out of thin air :^)
>>26388656
>That feel when no "mommy" milf gf to get comfy
>>26394793
>their loneliness and misery is entirely their faults for just giving up and refusing to try until they succeed.
Pretty much true. I was a true blooded loser robot back in middle school. Things changed, I tried new things and met new people. Life got good.
But neets who never leave the house will never discover this.
>>26394364
As someone in a similar situation, having to be the "normal child" when I'm very much not, therapy does help. Do it in secret if you have to. Just getting this shit out of your head feels amazing.
>>26393486
Then get the fuck out, you normie scum. And take your roastie whore with you.
>>26394793
>just giving up and refusing to try until they succeed.
Years of rejection is what turns most robots into robots. Girls just dont like us.
>>26394897
I'm just scared someone might find out. I only turned 18 a month ago so I'm still living with my mum. Waiting times in my country are long as fuck and I never actually go out so it would seem suspicious if it did.
I'm terrified that when I get to university this September I'm going to have a break down because I don't have family, my two dogs and truancy laws keeping me going. It's already gotten much tougher these past couple of weeks and I keep getting self-deprecating and doom-laden thoughts. Shit sucks.
>>26394908
Such mad ^_^
That is not the answer, my poor robot
>>26394954
Which girls? Just the ones you've met so far?
Because there are billions, you know. If that is what you think will make you happy, you have a billion chances to snag one, at least.
>>26388656
>Tfw no comforting gf
GET THE OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT
I DONT NEED THESE FEELS
I HATE MYSELF
I HATE YOU ALL ALL ALL ALLLLLLLLLL
THIS THING IS ONLY FANTASY
FUCKING NORMIES OUT OUT OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
LEAVE ME TO DIE
STAY THE FUCK OUT FROM THIS BOARD
OUT OUT OUT OUT
>>26395000
>Just the ones you've met so far?
There may be plenty of fish in the sea but im fishing with no bait, its hopeless.
>>26389330
I can't even muster up a r-ree anon, good for you
>>26388656
Why does she look smug?
Women do not care for your feelings if they are not attracted to you. Even then, expressing your feelings towards them makes them far less attracted to you
>>26395115
So stop fishing, go swimming and enjoy yourself.
There's more to life than girls, and you'll never find a girl anyway if there's nothing more to you than a desperate desire to have a girlfriend.
>>26395161
>Go swimming and enjoy yourself
Nothing in life bring me happiness anymore, while tfw no gf sucks its only one of many robot problems. General crippling loneliness is worse than not being in a relationship.
>>26395255
Well go kill yourself then, clearly you're too incompetent to figure anything out
>>26395115
>Even when you have no bait, you can still cast a line and hope.
Robots need to realize what they really want
>something that listens
>comforts to a degree
>you can cuddle with
>makes you not lonely
>something to look forward to
fucking christ
get a dog
or a cat
or a bird
>>26395255
But you're not alone, my poor robot
You have us
And you always will
>>26395294
pets are better than girlfriends
>>26395274
I dont wanna embarrass my family further by killing myself.
>>26388656
I just want a gf where I don't need to tell her my problems, but she understands when I'm down and comforts me, makes me laugh, and does everything in her power to make me happy just as I would for her.
>>26395337
cut veins on both hands from palm to elbow. they won't be ashamed, only true warrior can do that.
>>26395331
You guys arent very comforting to be honest.
>>26395093
Does this make you happy?
>>26395337
Commit sudoku and bring great honor to family.
>>26395444
Trips confirm.
Original comment desu.
>>26395418
Then we are the best friends you can ask for
The world is a hard, cold place
Some people don't even have us
Every day you live hardens you for the next one
What are you looking for in life?
>>26395480
>What are you looking for in life?
My parents and grandparents to croak so I can finish myself off without fearing about making anyone sad.
>>26395337
What's worse, one big surge of embarassement or a continuous flow of it lasting your entire life?
>>26395501
If that's what you think will bring you peace
Instead of spending that time just waiting
Why not get good at shooting
or jumping with a parachute
or practicing however it is you think you'll go out?
When the time comes, it will be the most perfect thing you've ever done
And maybe your path will go a different direction along the way
>>26395516
I would rather suffer and pretend I am happy, like I have always done. Such is life.
>>26395591
That's what you get for putting your pride first.
>>26395677
Pride can a strange, awful thing
It can hold you back from something as simple as basic joy
Even when you have nothing to be proud about
Why hold back anon
Can you answer?
>>26395979
>Why hold back anon
I have tried asking for help before, I'm just given the standard normalfag advice that doesn't help so I have just given up. I feel like I was born on the wrong planet. My entire life has just been one long depressing lonely chapter after the other.
>>26396114
You want someone to tell you the answer
Nobody has it
There is no manual that says what to do in life and when to do it
Nobody has been told the answer. Ever.
It is up to you, not to find the answer written somewhere, but to answer the question yourself
It is 100% up to you
You have chosen your answer to be misery and waiting for... what?
If you can choose again, what would your answer be?
Why not try to find the words tomorrow?
Why not try now?
>>26396214
See this is the kind of shit im talking about.
Never fucking mind.
>>26396244
You are unfortunate.
You've convinced yourself that someone, somewhere knows what to do
You're looking in the wrong places
Still, I hope you find it eventually.
>>26388945
You can always hug your mother.
She's your mother, she cares about you.
When my mum hugs me, I feel bad especially for the reason that there are people who do not get any affection like that at all.
>>26388919
If anything, just comforting someone is nice, but it does not solve the issue. If anything, then any kind of comforting sets me back from the recovery from the depression.
What such person needs is a plan of therapy. Activities which make the person work, work out, or do anything that has some therapeutic effect on them.
And then a plan for emergency episodes of depression, like when one lays in bed way more often than usually. What helps is any work. Cleaning is the easiest one. And the kinds of cleaning that are not that often done since it is rather tedious are the best kinds of therapy. Scrubbing spaces between the tiles with a toothbrush to clean the dirt and grime. Cleaning behind the furniture. Cleaning especially dirty floors and hard to reach places.
>>26390666
Of all people, your mother deserves to have you open up to her.
Bottling up stuff inside you is not good. Your mother cares about you.
Hiding your problems can end in situations like my brother getting psychosis from smoking weed, and hiding the fact that he smoked and then that he stopped, and then hiding onset of the symptoms, like hearing voices that tell him to kill himself.
Or me hiding that tinnitus was wrecking my nerves, but I cried bitch tears few times, thinking I would kill myself, and then over time I got used to it. And also hiding years of sadness and unhappiness, and what is probably depression, along with suicidal thoughts and occasionally crying because it just sucks to just exist. But I tell her that the suicidal thoughts are manageable. But she now knows, after probably 10 years of having these thoughts.
So open up, she will at least know what is going on and will not have to blindly guess. She only wants the best for you.
This thread is killing me.
I've met the woman of my dreams literally 2 months ago, i have never seen such an ungodly attraction between two people before, we have literally everything in common, i'd dare to say she's my soulmate, and we're even attracted to each other.
Yet i know that inside me there is only darkness, and i will hurt her quite a lot.
So here i am, in the void.
>>26389330
in what sense is she still a fuckbuddy then?
>tfw 20 years old
>tfw may lose virginity to chubby friend
>valentines approaching so she might want to have something more serious
>tfw only want to lose virginity
>>26396520
You'll talk yourself out of it again and again until it's too late and you're just another hopeless robot
Or
You won't
>>26396114
there is no answer, life is just one big rhetorical question, normies are happy because they think they have the answer
>>26393346
So you want a bf then?
>>26395423
NO THIS DOESNT MAKE ME HAPPY YOU FUCKING NORMIE
WHY DONT YOU GET OUT?
OUT OUT OUT FROM THIS BOARD
STOP SPREADING LIES GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU ALL FOR GIVING FALSE HOPE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I want a mommy gf
>>26396478
I'm cucking her boyfriend, I'm her side piece. She convinced him to be poly just so she could be with me.
>>26397092
You still don't understand
Nobody can GIVE you hope
The most somebody else can do for you is point you in the direction that they themselves found hope, and hope you come across it as well
You have to create the hope yourself
Any way you can come across
And once you find that way, it's yours, and nobody can take it from you
You can only give it willingly
>>26396325
>Yet i know that inside me there is only darkness, and i will hurt her quite a lot.
>So here i am, in the void.
CRAAAAWLING IIINNN MY SKIIIIIINNN!! THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEAL!!!
>>26397169
Sounds like the classic double cuck to me, friendo
>>26388656
please kill yourself us robots are tired of these normie threads
>>26397231
Indeed, they will not.
Like everybody's else wounds.
>>26397313
You are not special
You are not unique
This is not an insult
You can find it
But you have to look for it
>>26396318
lmao another smoker gets cucked
>>26397356
I don't care.
Not anymore.
troIoloI
>>26397498
Then that is the hope you choose.
I hope it gets brighter.
>>26395677
There's no creature on this earth more prideful than a man that was born poor.
>>26388656
>get horny whenever boyfriend is emotional/crying
What's wrong with me? I'm not a sadist as far as I know.
>>26388656
this is what i need and relevant to my interests.
>Sometimes want mommy gf to call me a good boy and cuddle with me
>Sometimes want a slave gf to degrade and treat like shit
Help.
Never gonna have GF friends wont be gay with me.
>>26399377
wow that's peculiar.....
maybe it's your nurturing instinct?
I could use a gf like that
i can't ever cry
but im always emotional.
>>26389653
Pure arrogance I see in you
>>26389330
fuck off normie, you don't belong here
stop showing off online you gaylord
>>26396318
>She's your mother, she cares about you.
Fuck dude, I'm jealous of the people on this board that fantasize about fucking their moms. Being able to think a mother in any positive light at all, even such a faggy one, is so foreign to me.
God I miss laying my head on the lap of a lover andd hearing her breath and hear beating
>>26389608
Because having a woman makes society hate you less and gives you a slightly better chance of raising a child.
>gf and I currently on break
>drank a whole bottle of soju last night and hangover finally gone now
>still feel empty and weighted like how I did before I met her
It's annoying. I'm at the stage where I want to die but I don't want to put effort in killing myself so I just lay in bed waiting for my depression to crush me in my sleep so I'll stop breathing.
>>26388656
Where would you find someone like this, I'm willing to try and maybe approach women now, but I'd hardly find someone looking for a relationship at a bar or club
I have absolutely no idea where to meet people other than that
>>26393487
No. I've been NEET since I got out of high school six years ago.
>>26389425
I know that feel anon. It just feels wrong, but it still hurts to keep it all in. Literally a rock and a hard place.
>>26388656
Haha, i know this feel. Girlfriends rock man.>>26388656
>>26388853
>I just want someone who can make me feel safe for once instead of me having to take charge.
This thread is not what I needed.
Feeling pretty good desu
I can't even be bothered to keep up with old friends, gf seems like a hassle.
>>26389312
Spot on, man.
>comforting gf needs comforting
>I don't get to see her until Friday night, maybe Saturday afternoon
I'm pretty sure women don't like pussy ass men who whine about shit
>>26404031
>HOO-AH
I want a gfd bf who will let me ride their dick til it falls off
>>26404578
post your location
get gfd bf
claim the dick
>>26399377
>tfw no comfort sex gf
>>26388656
Back to 9gag normie
>>26405487
Not that anon but... Midwest USA
>>26389312
What are mommy GFs
>>26389520
I'd love to have a motherly GF whom I could, from time to time, breastfeed from
yes, it's a childish, literally infantile fantasy, but it's unshakable
>>26388853
>tfw no neesan gf
why live
>>26394832
>I was a true blooded loser robot back in middle school.
I really wish this was a joke
>>26389312
Surprisingly accurate assessmentrobot plz
>girls will never understand the bond between mother and son
well maybe if they have a son.
>>26390666
Told my mother about me getting raped as a kid and she told fucking everyone
Fuck that cunt
