Who else here is on their way to wizardom?
how far gone are you?
>>26387987
i-is it too late for me
>>26387987
this test probably needs to be remade by someone that isnt an edgy drug addicted teen. >>26388106
also you missed the bonus round
>>26387987
seems about right I guess, doesn't change the fact I'm a virgin
>>26388106
hello brother
>tfw not normal enough for normies, not robot enough for robots
seems strange that even the 'losers' here have friends and loving families. I will never know those joys.
>>26388612
>>26388106
how do you fucking losers get girls fuck you REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
>>26388623
All it takes is one sequence of blunders and then you're on your own for good. It's usually later in life than the usual r9k demographic.
>>26387987
>tfw wizard apprentice.fuck da robot
>>26388649
i make music, that's how i bankroll the booze and the weed, and it also gets you one or two girls. one in my whole life, but for some it's many many more.
61...
My wife is the only thing keeping me from being a true robot. She's more a fucking robot than me though.
I always score cyborg on these.
>>26387987
First time I got below robot-tier on one of these
This test is shit. Just look at these two full normalfags getting "robot tier".
>>26388612
>>26388106
Just stop posting this retarded version already. Pic related is slightly better but it was based on a shit test and just improved.
>>26387987
I got pretty much what I have expected.
Not sure If I should be proud or horified.
>>26387987
I... did surprisingly well apparently.
64
seems about right. I fucked up the "achievements" section. I've not done half of those things.
Sometimes I wish I was full on autistic and not stuck in this void of almost normal.
Dont bully me just because normalfag
>>26389079
Why are you on this board anon, youre too normal for this
>>26387987
Seriously, something changed. I always got robot doing this same test, but somehow I fell into magic tier. I guess it's because I don't take meds anymore and don't feel happy most of the time. Also fuck you captcha, why are you bullying me ?
>>26389111
Cool, I got trips. Also, "tick in good relationship with family", I didn't see that one. I guess I also used to have friends, if that helped.
>>26388890
Just fuck my score up f.a.m.
>>26387987
Being a cyborg is the worst feeling in the world.
this board is a lot less robot than it used to be it seems
OP here, just fuck me up now, 26
i-is there any hope for me? what doi i do? im scared anons....
I'd say I'm popular with women (there are at least 4 girls I know who want the D, not incudling my gf) but not sure about guys
43. Wow. I wasn't expecting that. A weirdo, maybe, not a robot.
im a hoe
SOMETIMES I GIVE MYSELF THE CREEPSSOMETIMES MY MIND PLAYS TRICKS ON ME
Pretty much aced the physical, relationship, and achievements but boy am I one cluster fuck of psychotic tendencies.
sususudio
Good news, I'm a fucking wizard.
Destroy my damn existence already.
>>26389960
Anon im so sorry
>>26389826
Love u bruh.
Fucktherobot
35 is good i guess
>>26389885
>a non mentally ill woman who socialises and leaves the house regularly gets robot status.
Yeah, nah. This is a shit chart.
Who here /cyborg/?
>>26387987
78, I'll show myself out
Comment lacked originality
>>26389885
so are you a feminist?
I think the physical exercise thng is bullshit but meh
>>26390185
i dont think you read my shit chart so carefully anon
but thanks :^)
>>26390300
i hate all of you i guess
>>26389104
I know but I am addicted to it. Also I have strong sympathy towards robots
79. Thanks for the confidence boost /r9k/, I'll see myself out
>>26387987
57 Im a cyborg
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26390752
No, you are a "failed normie"
I thought this test will make me feel better
how the fuck did I get only 48 points?
65 nooooooooooooooooooooooooo0o0ooooo0o00oo
My body prevents me from magic powers.
66 here how am i
how did I only get 33
what the fuck.
To anyone who has under 40 points: How?
38. better than i thought i'd do...
I honestly expected worse. Still a mentally ill virgin though.
ANYONE ABOVE 50,LEAVE THIS BOARD IMMEDIATELY.
>>26391379
same here anon. aaaaaaaa
>>26387987
42 here, I always get robot on these tests.
>>26387987
>score over 100
>still living with parents, seeing a psychiatrist and neet for 6 years
What?
Fuck, I got a 73 does this mean I have to leave?
92
I'm a super normie if not for the fact that I can't find a date able woman because frankly I suck at closing the deal
70 no bonus, 78 with bonus, I am trying to become a normalfag so I think it's working, being kv took a bunch of points down
25 points
antiblockshock
>cyborg with 56 points
thats exactly what I thought
The mental health gets me every time. That and naturally yellow teeth thank you genetics.
Diagnosed ASPD.
>>26393010
Also, emotionally stable is iffy. Sometimes I get a little angry.
96
Am i rustling your jimmies fags?
I got 7, an hero time!!!
>>26393378
You have gained wizardy powers.
>>26393378
Story on criminal record?
33, thought I would have scored higher
>>26387987
30
who /0mental0social/ here
At least I have my health
>tfw chronic disease the only thing holding me back from being a normie
this shit ruined my fucking life i wish i could go back to when i was healthy
fuck it pisses me off so bad
>>26387987
31 points
I'm close
>>26390620
Now I know how the animals in the zoo feel. The robots are in the cage, behind screens. There's the distinct smell of semen and sweat in the air. The normies stroll by, pointing and laughing.
Disgusting.
Is it to late for me????
you could try killing your self. But in the side note I'm sorry.
Go team cyborg!
Nice to know that if I had had sex I would still be a robotaccording to this anyway
>>26394250
What do you have, anon?
48
My iron is slowly rusting away
>>26387987
just barely made it to cyborgdom
>>26388649
being funny and having at least a moderately attractive face.
>7, maybe & 7 1/2 with beard
>5'4' 200 lbs of fat manlet
>>26388410
AT LEAST THERE IS NO MELONPAN NORMALFAG ON THIS ONE
Last time I took this I got a 75 or something. I still consider myself to be a cyborg since i'm a khhv despite repeated attempts to secure a qt 3.14 stainless steel charcoal grill.
This test is retarded, you should get normalfag points for USING drugs, that's one of the most obvious normalfag signs.
>>26397259
I mean it depends, using shit like meth or heroin or being a heavy alcoholic is pretty robot tier, but casual/social drugs like MDMA or weed are normie
95, coming here makes me feel better about myself. Kinda like how going to /fit/ motivates me to go outside and jog more often.
Okay, I scored 105.
I've been visiting r9k lately because you guys fascinate me, and I believe that understanding you is the key to understanding a lot of the problems our culture is having.
>>26397292
I smoke weed sometimes, but the test said addicted.
I'm not addicted.
>>26387987
>93
That can't be right.
>>26397378
It isn't. That's why you're here.
>thought would make cyborg
>no friends hit score hard
above average criteria are too harsh dude.
>>26397854
btw i smoke week up to 5 times a week but i seriously believe im not addicted.
>>26387987
as always, biased against even moderately successful people
>>26387987
>tfw cyborg
Is this good or bad? Feels strange staying in the middle
> people above 72
for what purpose? just live a normal life.
>>26398007
what's your pet?
>99
Well, fuck. So close.
>>26398064
cockatiel, but its not even mine technically.
>>26398071
I think you added wrong because I was at 98 with this>>26397889
54 here,i really didn't expect that low
>>26398110
Do you ever take it on walks?
>>26398071
its 85 -_-
>>26398175
no. want to get the special harness for it, but don't have it.
>>26387987
>73
I am okay with this, I expected it to be worse.
>>26398257
Ha, I didn't know bird-walking was actually a thing. What's its name?
>>26387987
43. I honestly thought I would get higher.
got 53, but i am actually a wizard already
oh well
>>26398372
> Ha, I didn't know bird-walking was actually a thing.
Well there are those special harnesses that you put on them, then walk around with the bird on your shoulder, letting it fly around when it wants. It's a neat thing.
Alice.
>>26398428
Yeah, that sounds pretty cool. My friend got something like that for her cat recently
wow i didnt know that i'm this kind or shit
I've started watching mahou shoujo anime
Is that wizard enough for you guys?
>>26387987
17. Just qualified as a wizard
>tfw only got points from physical
Wish me luck guys. I'm going for grand wizard.
scored higher than I though desu
>>26387987
47 without, 55 with bonus round.
23
I didn't think I would be this fucked.
scored 8....lol
pfff
So many normies these days. and robot are normalfag as fuck compared to an average wizard.
>>26400551
That's because wizards are literally the most unsuccessful people on earth
>>26400608
>masters of magic and spells
>most unsuccessful
>>26387987
>tfw black
>tfw wizard apprentice
Is black magic allowed?
62, slightly strange. bloxy
Got a 77
I'll be the first to admit i'm a normie, compared to most people here.
Most of my social success and lack of mental health is from going to a hard ass technical Uni, honestly.Everyone's a little bit of a sperg here, so compared to everyone else I'm outgoing, social, and a little lazy.
If I went to a bigger University, though, I'd be a awkward outcast.
>>26400864
Only if you're redpilled on the holocaust
>>26387987
17. Where's my 000 Buckshot prize?
I'm a 71 and 18.
>>26388701
That mental health one is slightly worrying.
>>26389079
Normie alert, hide your autism.
>>26387987
35.
20 of which are in "Physical health".
>>26401516
Biggest Jewish hoax in history?
My roommate had a Jewish gf and I'll I did was remind her how the holocaust was fake and reminded her that she's a space reptile sent to destroy humanity.
>>26387987
82, but the relationships column was a fucking trainwreck.
>14 points
Where do I go from here?
