tfw reminder that valentines day is coming and most of you havent even had your first kiss (prostitues don't count)
>>26386678
it's valentine's day today
>>26386678
poor Budd, he was innocent, but he kinda saved his family. R.I.P.
>Tfw its my first valentines with a gf
What the hell do I do bros? Should I buy chocolate and flowers or something?
>>26386868
>What the hell do I do bros?
Well you can start with... GETTING THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26386868
Im just taking mine to dinner and then a hotel after to put my peenor in her vagoo
>>26386868
Yeah both of those but I think you also have to take her to an expensive restaurant
>kissing
ew disgusting
I dont care for a made up shit.
Tfw I don't need roasties to be happy
>>26386678
>most of you havent even had your first kiss
You've got me anon.
>>26386678
What a low blow you've done.
I like Valentine's Day because it's a day where I might get a bit of pity/sympathy from my mom and maybe she'll get me a small gift.
Oh shit valwientine is ocinvo bette gt a girdoejwns ao icodont. Me a dkielslseas cirjgjn
>>26386884
this. why the fuck even click on this thread goddamn normies
At this point, it's almost a chore to try to get my first kiss. It just seems like it would be worse to do it than to continue on as a KV. At least this way I can't be made fun of for being a sperg.
Good, I don't have to waste a ton of money on made-up bullshit holidays then
>kissing
>vilingly transmiting milions of bacteries from someone else
Disgusting
>>26386868
I booked thermal baths and she is gonna stay to my place after that
>>26388353
Fuck off, Bjorn. REEEEE
>>26386678
>he's a virgin
ewwwwwwwww lol
>>26386678
>prostitutes don't count
Says who? You work just as hard getting the money. Stop this meme
>>26388396
They think THAT'S gross?
Wait till I ehqar them fart.
>>26386678
Friendly reminder that there is still time to pick a local friendly robot and experiment a little bit :) worst case scenario you just cuddle a bit with a dude :( best case scenario you do tons of fun things with hk. :)
Also most robots are under 21 so that means they are cuties
>was going to spend valentines with my qt
>plans didn't work out
>it's now been over a year since we've met in person
Fucking long distance relationships, I feel like a thirteen year old for even believing they can work.
>>26388378
Who the fuck is Bjorn?
I'm no swedish cuck
>>26386868
>gf
You're no bro of mine.
>>26386868
You can start with leaving this board
>>26386678
Why do people sperg about valentines day? It just feels like any other day to me
>>26386678
>>26386739
>Decades later, the prosecution's primary witness, William T. Smith, whose testimony was largely used to obtain Dwyer's conviction, admitted that he had lied under oath about Dwyer taking a bribe in order to receive a reduced sentence.
Disgusting.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._Budd_Dwyer
