>go to the middle of a desert
>tie weather baloon to a revolver
>shoot yourself in the head
>gun floats hundreds of miles away
Nobody will ever know what happened.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rigor_mortisfaggot
stab yourself with a knife made from ice
>>26384810
are you retarded? rigor mortis doesn't kick in until like 4 hours after death
>>26384810
This is so retarded, I can't even put it into words.
>>26384371
why not just hang yourself with a bunch of balloons so your corpse is flying over the normies and then have to go up and get you with a helicopter.
You're actually describing a documented case. Someone actually did that, they found out anyway. I don't remember how.
I'm not joking.
>>26384371
And thats a good thing?
>>26384371
You know the bullet would still be found. Also dna test would show traces of helium.
>>26384908
Probably when a gun tied to a burst balloon fell in a neighborhood and they heard about a man who died from a gunshot 20 miles away that matched the time/wind direction
Better idea
>attach weather balloons to lake
>drown yourself in lake
>lake flies away
>balloons run out of helium and drop the lake in the ocean
>body is never found
>>26384371
>all this stems
you got ripped off bro
>>26384371
You just watched golgo13 didn't you
>>26385215
This is bait, right? I'm pretty sure I'm being baited. This is bait.
>>26384872
>fly out over the ocean with balloons
>just let nature decide what to do with you
>comfy afternoon floating through the air, ocean breeze on your face
>finally plummeting a few hundred feet into the ocean and dying
>chance anyone finds you minuscule
>jews cant steal your organs and you recycle naturally back into the world
>>26385215
nah it's how the strain is
>>26385158
>Also dna test would show traces of helium.
>>26385238
it's a joke you literal autist
>>26385256
No, it's fucking broccoli, you idiot.
>>26385205
Kek
Originele reactie
> get bomb vest
> walk in to a shopping centre
> allahuakbar.jpeg
> go to heaven, 72 virgins
Feels jihad man
>>26385306
>get to heaven
>72 virgin camels
>take turns popping their cherry nut on your back after fucking you raw
>its so much fun they keep going for eternity
>heaven is an eternal camel bukkake
>>26385336
What's camel pussy like?
>>26385348
It's a lot like your mom's.
yea, it's hard to identify a gunshot wound or find shellcasings/gun powder near the corpse
they'll know what happened but not that it's a suicide
>Goes to school
>Kill 14 people
>Die famous
