>She will be get fucked by Chad this Valentine's Day
>While you watch tranny porn, thinking its not gay
>>26382548
>This weekend Chad will give her the D all night long
>While you sit alone and play with your schlong.
Chad eats her roasties you inside staying toasty she on hotline bling while yo phone don't ring you feeling sad Chad feeling glad
i dont even know any girls to crush on lol
>>26382548
>At best, you might be playing hotline miami
>While Chad gets to stick it in her poonani
I do not have boyfriend but it will be ok because I will get much money when working!
>He gives her the D
>While you drink Sunny D
>>26382678
Nigger, learn to rhyme
>Chad fucks her in his Toyota
>You masturbate alonefoyota
>>26382771
Chad fucks her in his Lexus
While you play with your penis
On Valentines Day
>you kick it with anons on 4chan
>While chad fucks your crush, and empties his gonads..
>she's beautifull and you love her
>but she loves him
>>26382548
>chad and stacy get STDs
>you stay comfy laughing at memes
![tumblr_nra7msehJY1u07vdvo2_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/6pB0BOr.gif "tumblr_nra7msehJY1u07vdvo2_500[1].gif")
>>26382548
>You fantasize about holding her hand
>while she massages Chad's prostate gland
you're eating ramen and spam
he's splitting her ham
>>26382694
Damn, that's a good rhyme
My gf is 9/10 and we'll prolly be watching tranny porn together on Valentine's Day
>>26382968
how does that spam stuff taste?
>she let's him piss in her mouth
>memes is at what you laugh
I wouldn't mind if I could actually find a torrent for that porno I want.
Let him make her sister an aunt.
I had a dream that my ex called me looking for sex last night. Probably could've have some sweet break up sex with her but she moved and I fucked that up pretty hard. I almost escaped being a robot but I'm right back in.
>She inspects his peepee
>you collect rare pepe's
>>26383141
peepee doesnt rhyme with pepe (sounds like pehpay)
Chad'll fuck her in his jaguar
While you cry like the fag you are
(british pronunciation)
>while he's deep in her
>youre neet in here
>she's having sex with him
>you are having snacks at home
One day they will both die so who cares
>>26383456
And you will too. I'd rather not die a virgin desu senpai.
>>26382548
>tfw so alone don't have anyone to give a shit about
you're depressed. this doesn't' need to rhyme.
It's too late, you're out of time.
As Chad fucks her from behind.
You're a nice guy cuck, ever so kind.
>>26382989
it's afeminine rhyme
>>26382855
shit rhyme.
4chan doesnt even ryme with gonads
>You watch The Amazing Race
>She just farted in Chad's face
>At home bemoaning your life
>Tyrone be boning your wife
>you sit alone on v day
>she is giving chad a bj
