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>This weekend, Stacy will suck Chad's cock. >You're
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2016-02-10 04:55:35 Post No. 26381186
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 04:55:35 Post No. 26381186 [Report]
>This weekend, Stacy will suck Chad's cock.
>You're a 28 year old kissless virgin and still cum in a sock.

Why???
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 04:57:44 Post No.26381237
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 04:57:44 Post No.26381237 [Report]
>cum in a sock

Is this really a thing or is it just a meme? Why would you use a Kleenex or toilet paper?
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 04:58:45 Post No.26381265
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 04:58:45 Post No.26381265 [Report]
>>26381186
>>You're a 28 year old kissless virgin and still cum in a sock.
Pretty sure that's just you
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:00:42 Post No.26381295
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:00:42 Post No.26381295 [Report]
>>26381237

A lot of guys with tight circumcisions use a sock as a prosthetic foreskin.
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:01:34 Post No.26381310
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:01:34 Post No.26381310 [Report]
>>26381237
I use to cum in socks because I thought it made me normal
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:01:57 Post No.26381315
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:01:57 Post No.26381315 [Report]
>>26381186
Actually I'm 29

I don't know why I keep on living.
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:02:24 Post No.26381322
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:02:24 Post No.26381322 [Report]
>>26381237
It just rhymes better, and was featured in American Pie. Personally, I use tissues.
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:03:43 Post No.26381351
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:03:43 Post No.26381351 [Report]
>>26381186
because society rejected me as a human being
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:07:12 Post No.26381420
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:07:12 Post No.26381420 [Report]
I live in a dorm and I can tell you that Stacey will suck Chad's dick any day of the week. My Chad roommate has made me wait outside the room a bunch of times just so his "girlfriend" can finish him off
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:10:37 Post No.26381489
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:10:37 Post No.26381489 [Report]
>>26381237
Because you don't have either of those things around, obviously. Some people don't have kleenex in their room, and who the fuck jerks off in the bathroom? Most people have access to a sock.
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:12:29 Post No.26381521
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:12:29 Post No.26381521 [Report]
>>26381489

Do you spontaneously jack off? Rip off a few squares of TP before you start jacking off, wipe down, and flush them down the toilet when you're done.
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:14:18 Post No.26381557
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:14:18 Post No.26381557 [Report]
>>26381237
A sock is just perfect, no chance of leakage. Plus acts as a heater in the cold when you gotta go outside
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:40:44 Post No.26382044
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:40:44 Post No.26382044 [Report]
>>26381186
>This weekend, Chad will cum in a cock sock.
>This weekend, (You) will cum in a cock sock.
I have no problem with this. Why are you making a big deal of it?
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:48:15 Post No.26382163
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:48:15 Post No.26382163 [Report]
>>26381186
I know exactly why.
All of you know exacty why.
And for those who "have no idea whatsoever", here's a protip: just thinking about it bothers you.
And nope, i'm not talking about suicide or any other autistic shit.
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:49:50 Post No.26382192
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:49:50 Post No.26382192 [Report]
>>26382163
>exactly
Fixed
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:50:26 Post No.26382203
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:50:26 Post No.26382203 [Report]
>>26381186
>she'll do anything for chad
>while you're alone and sad
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:52:52 Post No.26382251
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:52:52 Post No.26382251 [Report]
Aren't socks breeding grounds for germs though?
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:53:22 Post No.26382262
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:53:22 Post No.26382262 [Report]
>>26382163

Im think about it. It bothers me because I don't know how to get better.
>no self confidence
>no life
>can't seem to improve my social skills beyond a certain point
>dont want to use a prostitute
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:54:35 Post No.26382281
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 05:54:35 Post No.26382281 [Report]
>>26381186
For your information, I have kissed a person before and just cum all over myself. Spot on otherwise.
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 06:03:55 Post No.26382418
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>>26382281
>I have kissed a person
here we go again...

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NORMIE GTFO
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