Gratz.

Organigal.

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>He thought doctors actually help!

Way to go, friendo! :^)

Would you care to tell us how to stretch properly?

>>26375191

How do you stretch "inward," exactly? I'm imagining you crumpling yourself into a ball.

>>26375249
Fuck you.. they looked at me in disgust and gave me huge 600mg ibuprofen pills. They wanted me to kill myself...

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>>26375274
I just did this.. ;__;

>>26375276
Doctors don't give a fuck about you. They're a business that just wants your money. They gave you a fucking pill that didn't do jack shit but you figured out how to properly stretch.

>>26375191
>BY STRETCHING OUTWARD AND NOT INWARD

What does that mean?

iktf op
i fell for the doctor meme and got surgery on my leg now it feels like it'll be fucked up forever

>>26375396
Probably arching your back instead of touching your toes.

>>26375191
>doctors
>help
good goy

>>26375276
Nah senpai, they just were busy and wanted you to go away.

It's really hard to kill yourself with ibuprofen anyway, you just damage your liver, bleed out your eyes and stay in conscious agony.

>>26375365
thats true

about a year ago i went to the hospital becuase my hearing was funny. all he did was look in my ears and said it was a inner ear infection from congestion, suggested some over the counter medicine to take and sent me on my way.

got a bill in the mail for 886 dollars for absolutely nothing.

im unemployed with no insurance so im not going to even pay that shit.

>>26375191

About 50% of what doctors learn is learnt to be incorrect by the time they graduate (5 year turnover), they learn the main treatments and very cursory overviews of most conditions.

You should always do your own research and use the docs for general insight and prescriptions, they arent superhuman.

>>26375365
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