ITT: It's r9k election season, who among us will run for president of the board? What are your policies, promises, and campaign slogans? What is the flag? Who among us is the comfiest candidate?
>>26371713
If I'm elected president all anons will be forced to become cute sissy traps.
>>26371713
If elected I vow to triple our output of BBC threads.
Janitors be damned!
My dear voters, i will have you know if you elect me, i will have a normie shooting program
If I'm elected I'll kill all muslims and degenerates and then the 4th Reich will rise
I'd deport all normies and roasties to /soc/
VOTE FOR ME
>>26371713
Thisthread got my interest.
I vow to bring more people from reddit, twitter, and facebook here. Vote for Me
>>26371893
you've got my vote
This is going to become a tripfag thread. I fucking hate you OP
Beeeernnnnlllleee Ssssssaaaannnnnndeeeeerrrrrrsssss
>>26371713
If I am elected, I will attempt a mass exile of all the complete faggots trying to split /r9k/ into 2 boards. I will also promote /r9k/ users to band together against the threats of /qa/ and normie flood spamming. Lastly, I plan to deal with the fembot issue seeing as it is one of the largest fights going in within the board. My campaign is simple; unity. If all of /r9k/ and I do mean ALL users band together, we can change this board for the better.
If elected POR9K I will deport all normies to /soc/ and put all minorities in concentration camps. Our currency will be Nuggies.
I need someone to be my secretary of feels, who is interested?
>>26371893
Hey, I like this guy.
>>26372067
you have no plan at all, you're all talk
HOW would you deport normies?
>>26371893
I'm voting for this guy
MAKE /R9K/ GREAT AGAIN!
http://strawpoll.me/6774047
starting polls, by the way.
>>26372244
what the fuck? The 4th reich guy was memeing, why is he even in the poll
>>26372111
With my legions of autists wielding katanas and the blessings of Kek
I'd build a wall to keep "fembots" off of our fucking board. All fembots will be moved to /soc/ and /b/ where they belong
>>26372272
It's a bullshit poll desu, he left out the guy who was going to turn us into cute traps.
>>26372299
>>26372294
nice memes, but seriously what plans do you have that are possible and can make the place better? None? Thought so.
>>26372307
unity guy voter here, I think the poll's fine, i didnt even notice the cute trap person senpai
>>26372318
Please explain how removing the attention whores wouldn't make this a better place for all of us
>>26372359
I said how would you do it, how would you ever do it.
POLL UPDATE: currently leading is 4th reich, with unity trailing behind. Deport is currently at 0 votes.
>>26372375
They're pretty easy to spot. The second they post the janitors permanently remove them from the board
>>26372413
Are you new?
1) Janitors don't listen to anons, obviously. How would you even contact one? They can't just say 'ayy, janitor here'
2) Attention whoring is relative to a lot of people, posts people think are relevant can be considered attention whoring by others. In the end, IF janitors somehow decided to listen to you, it'd be their discretion which could piss off half the board.
POLL UPDATE: 4th Reich is still at the top of the polls, but Unity has risen slightly. Still none for deport.
>>26372294
>>26372318
Well you really can't do anything. The banning system doesn't work and we will never be reddit with up votes and downvotes. You guys expect to much from an anonymous imageboard.
>>26372537
I agree with >>26372055 , if a substantial amount of users put their minds to something, we'd probably be able to make some sort of difference.
>>26372318
The only thing you could possibly do is somehow make it so janitors gets rewarded so that they have incentive to actually do their jobs.
4th Reich LETS GO!!!!!
MAKE THIS BOARD GREAT AGAIN!!!
>>26372604
but we have no power over them to give them any worthwhile incentive. So basically, as I said, all talk and no planning.
>>26372684
what is with all these people memeing, don't we want a serious president this time around?
>>26372684
>implying r9k isn't the greatest board on 4chan right now
UPDATE: Unity has lost his traction, with 4th Reich far ahead. Deport to /soc/ is still without a single vote.
>>26372951
Sorry, wrong image.
ANOTHER UPDATE: Deport has gained his first vote, but is still trailing behind Unity and 4th.
Hour for elections is up. The winner of the 2016 /r9k/ Presidential election is 4th Reich. If he doesn't make the official trip and statement by tomorrow at 5:20, though, presidency will be given to the runner up, Unity. Thanks to all who voted!
Sign me up as Arantis
If i'm elected i will organize simultaneous school shootings in the name of Eric and Dylan,Elliot Rodger and Cho eveywhere.There will literally be terrorist scale and only robots will be informed about these shootings.
>>26371742
>>26371799
>>26371995Achtung Juden
>>26373912
see
>>26373411
original comment
