>playing video games in your room for 3 days straight
>you pass out and sleep for 24 hours
>you're awakened by a loud knock at the door
>you peer out your bedroom window
>there's a crowd of 500 people outside your house
>you freak out and grab a knife and walk down to the door
>you peek through the door and see 4 women in lab coats asking to come in
>say ok still clutching the knife
>they immediately lock the door and ask if there is somewhere you can sit down
>lead them to your living room
>you try to turn on the lights, they don't work
>they inform you: "Anon, there's been a parasitic attack that has wiped out 99% of the males on earth. You may be our last hope for the human race. We need to get you out and to a laboratory right now. Come with us!"
What do???
shout "you will never take my virginity succubi" as i swing my tiny knife at them
>>26370928
Don't go. They aren't going to have sex with me. They are just going to steal my semen and send me on my merry way.
>>26371085
At this point you have three options,
1) follow doctors
2) throw yourself to the horde of women outside
3) kill yourself
>>26370928
No, if you want to repopulate the earth with my genes, we are going to do it the normal way.
I will fuck as many women as I can, but one or two per day, Also you will provide every commodity I need and want or the deal is off. Also I will choose which ones I fuck.
If you don't like it I can kill myself right now and doom the whole race.
Choose.
>>26370928
>women in lab coats
Dear god. I don't want to live in this world.
They aren't going to need you for your semen, they'll have more than enough stored in fertility clinics. The only reason they could want you, is to experiment on you and do testing as to figuring out why you're one of the 1% to survive. You'll be kept in a lab for a few months and studied like a rat, and then if they figure out how you survived, if you're lucky they might let live in a medical facility. If you're not lucky, they'll like plug you up to a machine to drain your blood for antibodies or whatever made you survive, and keep you in an induced coma because it's just easier to get the raw material that way.
1 percent of men is still 7 million men, so why and how could they find ME so fast
>>26370928
None of those 4 look like they are a more senior doctor than me so unless they get some registrars or consultants I'm not going anywhere.
>>26371876
1% of 7b is 7m seems legit..
>>26371916
OP never said they were doctors. They're just women in lab coats.
It's an effective way to get the focused attention of one of the few men left on earth.
>>26370928
>asking to come in
>say ok
Whats with people being wrong today?
Also,
>99% of men
>I'm the only one left
So theres 100 men on earth huh?
>>26371966
What the steths though. Phsyios and SALTs use them but don't wear white coats.
I'm not going outside anyway this is neither here nor there.
They have all the sperm bank semen from better people than me anyway so this is really just a hamfisted setup to a porno
>>26371928
>>26371876
70 million actually. Learn childrens math before posting.
>>26371876
>>26371928
>>26372112
35 million you misogynists
>>26372112
wouldnt it be something around 30-40 million? there are 7 billion people alive, but not all of them are men
>>26372254
Sorry, i have no contact with the species known as female, so i totally forgot about them.
>>26372112
>>26372254
well sorry 70 or 35 not 7 but my point still stands either way
>>26372345
Yes it does, it still means there are 100 females for every male on the planet. Those are some good fucking odds to finally get laid. (i still probably wouldn't)
>>26372543
>(i still probably wouldn't)
Of course not. What it means is that some men would get thousands upon thousands of women while hundreds of men still go ignored.
>>26370928
ew ugly roast get way
>lock myself in my room until they send someone worthydesu they'd probably just send some 6ft5 amazonians on testosterone to subdue me ;-;
