Weird shit you've seen in public thread?
I'll start
>Work in a casino as a security guard, first real job
>Posted in the Poker room
>See this pretty cute girl walking around the room, she has some kind of bottle strapped to her belt
>Some fat gambler raises his hand and sort of waggles it at her
>She comes over and starts giving him what is basically just short of a full body massage at the table, in the middle of a hand
>Continues for nearly a half hour, stretching across several hands
>Man looks like he's on the verge of spunking the entire fucking time, girl just looks defeated
>feel a little better about my wagekek existence for the mere fact that I'm not in her shoes
Normies sure are fucking weird, eh?
>>26369275
Are you in Vegas? Was it the Red Rock Poker Room?
>>26369275
That guy doesn't sound like much of a normie
>>26369308
Nope, nowhere near vagas, but the fact that you asked me that makes me think this is common practice in casinos. Who the fuck applies to a job where 90% of the time all you're doing is rubbing down fatties who make quadruple your salary.
>>26369361
There are masseuses that walk around the casino and poker rooms all day asking if anyone wants a massage. No one usually gets one since they're $2/min + tip. Which casino do you work at? Any more casino stories?
>>26369405
I work at foxwoods, the biggest casino on the continent, and full of tards who have too much money and time on their hands
I have a few more stories, but nothing world moving.
>Be working at casino, late at night
>Inclement weather means a lot of the casino floors are closed for the night
>Standing guard near one of the closed casino floors
>A man comes up to me, ready to help him bc that's my job
>He steps over the ropes blocking off the casino
>Another guard tells him that that casino is closed
>He gets really pissed and screams about how he's just using that casinos escalator to access the gambling floor below, which WAS open
>Drunkenly staggers down the non functioning escalator into the casino floor down stairs
>mfw he walked passed two stair wells, a working escalator and an elevator to go through the closed casino and use the shut down escalator
Normies make me fucking puke
>>26369549
Foxwoods is full of degens. Great poker action though. How long have you worked there?
>>26369597
Long enough m8. Long enough.
>Nobody allowed to exit the building with an alcoholic beverage
>Guy walks to the door with what looks like a G&T
>Ask him if his drink is alcoholic
>He says yes
>Tell him he can't take it outside then
>He looks at his drink, then at me
>"Uhh, this drink actually ISN'T alcoholic, but I'll leave it inside anyway!"
>Puts his drink on a garbage can and walks outside for a smoke
>Whythefuckdidyoulieifyouwerejustgonnalistenanyway?
>>26369663
>>Nobody allowed to exit the building with an alcoholic beverage
wut?
>>26369715
Laws on the reservation don't allow people to have open drinks outside. I don't know why, I just have to do my job. Life as a wagekek.
>>26369663
At first he thought you were judging him for drinking non-alcoholic, then when he realized he told you the truth, then he was embarrassed about the whole thing and turned moe.
