>Know nice, cute beta men who are attracted to me
>Don't do shit about it and neither do they
>go home alone, eat like a fatass, release farts at will, and never worry about shaving
life is good
>>26365940
>tfw no nasty gf
Last night, I splayed out in my empty bed then I fiddled with the hair around my anus in contentment.
>>26366080
Why does this make me so hard
>not doing all this whilst also having a bf
>take gigantic shit during period
>no more toilet paper
>use the driest part of a used sanitary pad instead
Recycling is good for the environment
>>26366275
Women are disgusting :( good thing I'm gay :)
Fuck it, I'm just going to show y'all what real women are like. stick to 2d.
>Crumbs in bra? Midnight snack
>Scrape vagina lips with fingernail. Sniff the smeg.
>Taught myself how to queef in rapid-fire
>Dutch-oven myself under the covers
>>26366360
i went down on a gal one time, she queefed in my face x3, are u her?
>>26366432
never had a bf. how did it smell?
Remember everyone, girls can't be robots!
>>26366481
>never had a bf. how did it smell?
can you be my gf please?
>>26366360
>Dutchoven myself
Stop my fucking sides! I'm in class and had to plug my nose to stop my laugh from being heard an I just ended up crying.
>>26366080
fucking same why is that a thing people do
do boys do this too
>>26366360
Jesus WHY are you so god awful DISGUSTING?!
>>26366360
>>Scrape vagina lips with fingernail and sniff the smeg
I really thought I was the only one. Thank fucking goodness.
Also I don't dutch oven myself, I just fart in my hand and smell it.
Do any other girls eat their boogers or am I just a freak
>>26367907
This is some straight up vile shit.
>>26367964
Nah. How else are you gonna get the smegma off? Tissues leave residue. And once it's on your figner, might as well smell it.
>>26368018
Have a shower??? Holy shit, women are disgusting.
>>26368044
Smegma still appears after you shower, friendo :)
tfw no dirty gross hairy fembot gf who dutch ovens me
>>26368082
I wonder if it smells the same as male smegma
>>26368114
Males get smegma?? Holy shit. Does it come out of your dickhole?
>>26368181
accumulates between foreskin and glans
circumcised dudes don't get it.
>>26368181
Nah, it forms under the foreskin for men. But it only forms if you don't wash your dick for like a week.
>>26368221
>>26368204
Cool. Smegma shouldn't appear after a week, it appears all the time, it just builds up after a while if it's not washed off.
Once I didn't shower for four days and the smegma built up and dried around my clit and got stuck and I was in a lot of pain.
>>26368301
Can you be my gross gf please?
This can't be real life. Like, holy shit this is some gross and vile shit. Fucking take a bath and learn some proper hygiene!
