Click Link:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Get yourself some powers, then get yourself ajob
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mind_Melding
Ayyyy I can literally have any job I want.
>>26365599
I guess my job will be to be the guy on /x/ who posts every time there's a shift in time/dimensions/whatever.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Awareness
>artificial limbs
why do I fucking fail at everything
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Compass_Sense
Is this the fucking lamest superpower available? Jesus Christ, I'd use it to find the nearest ledge to jump off.
>>26365599
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weakened_Power_Replication
I'm the wild card.
>>26365599
Hydrokinetic Surfing
I get to surf the water at fast speed with no board. This will come in handy when Europe eventually falls I will just surf my way out of there and live on a distant island with no Jews. I got lucky.
>explosive slash
lumberjack, or join ISIS
nice im god
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Link
>Copper Manipulation
gay gay gay
>>26367667
You could use it to conduct electricity faggot. Surround your body with electrified copper wires so no one can touch you.
>Temporal Consciousness Inversion
>The user can switch the psyches of the past and present versions of themselves or others. This ability essentially swaps the minds of a past and present version of another and renders the mind of the past version of another being trapped within the current version of their body.
Nice, now I can watch good movies for the first time again.
