http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mind_Melding

Ayyyy I can literally have any job I want.

>>26365599
I guess my job will be to be the guy on /x/ who posts every time there's a shift in time/dimensions/whatever.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Awareness

>artificial limbs
why do I fucking fail at everything

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Compass_Sense


Is this the fucking lamest superpower available? Jesus Christ, I'd use it to find the nearest ledge to jump off.

>>26365599
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weakened_Power_Replication

I'm the wild card.

>>26365599
Hydrokinetic Surfing
I get to surf the water at fast speed with no board. This will come in handy when Europe eventually falls I will just surf my way out of there and live on a distant island with no Jews. I got lucky.

>explosive slash
lumberjack, or join ISIS

nice im god

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Link

>Copper Manipulation

gay gay gay

>>26367667
You could use it to conduct electricity faggot. Surround your body with electrified copper wires so no one can touch you.

>Temporal Consciousness Inversion
>The user can switch the psyches of the past and present versions of themselves or others. This ability essentially swaps the minds of a past and present version of another and renders the mind of the past version of another being trapped within the current version of their body.
Nice, now I can watch good movies for the first time again.