How pathetic are you right now
>eating a peach fruit cup with Coldplay on in the background while browsing /r9k/ at 2:44 in the morning
>>26361071
I'm okay with all of that except
>Coldplay
Not even pathetic. Just disgusting.
>>26361071
>eating a peach fruit cup with Coldplay on in the background
you win
>date a girl for almost 3 years in high school
>she eventually gets a job in a neighboring town
>i know and partially accept shits gonna get rough
>she becomes more distant
>eventually we break up
>throughout the relationship, i come to learn her passwords for almost everything
>over a year now since then
>still get on her facebook every now and then to see her messages about how she's a slut and fucks and sucks everyone in that town
Meanwhile I'm 19 with a girl pregnant
i miss what we were
>listening to coldplay
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>26361071
>>eating a peach fruit cup with Coldplay on in the background while browsing /r9k/ at 2:44 in the morning
what the fuck man
>>26361084
>>26361086
>>26361111
>>26361150
I've now moved onto a strawberry Nutri-Grain bar
>got my usualy sad music mix on
>sitting up just reading /r9k/ and staring at the wall above my monitor
>been wearing the same clothes for a week
>nothing left to eat except a bag of shredded cheese
I'm almost 30 now. I've basically missed my whole life. Even if I pulled my shit together I would be way behind my peers. I guess I'll just die alone in this apartment. I regret everything. I dropped out at 18 and it took me SEVEN YEARS to finish my GED or do anything with my life. If I had just done SOMETHING for those seven years I could maybe be in a better place now. I might just go drown myself in the lake next month.
>shit my pants while eating cereal at 3:46
>shit them again while maroon 5 plays in the background
it hurts lads
>>26361071
>Listening to Judas Priest, smoking a doobie while drinking OJ
That's not pathetic
>start working my first job last september
>work with slutty chubby girl who's super nice to me
>end of november I ask her on a date
>not too long afterwards ask her out
>she says yes, first relationship, first kiss, first time
>few weeks ago she breaks it off over text
>says she wasn't ready for a serious relationship and has personal problems she needs to sort out
>but also that she still loves me and would like to try again when they're resolved
>didn't want to let her go, incessantly asked her if there was a way we could stay together, since I didn't want her to go
>probably annoyed the shit out of her when she needed space and now she's sick of me
>tfw probably ruined the chances of us getting back together because I was afraid of letting go
>tfw got drunk with my m8s in the city and ended up texting her, asking if she would be my valentine
>tfw don't even know what love is, and people keep telling me I couldn't possibly be in love with someone I've only been with a month or two, that it isn't real
>tfw can't stop listening to Mac Demarco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqCebME-qnU
Two classmates shared numbers with me earlier in the term, and I still keep hoping that one day they'll contact me and ask me to hang out some time.
They won't
Still not over it.
>tfw there's not actually anything wrong with your life, you're just not going anywhere
SO NEUTRAL
>>26361410
>>says she wasn't ready for a serious relationship and has personal problems she needs to sort out
That just means she doesnt like you or found someone else
>>26361730
damn dude that is stone cold.
>>26361168
hey now, those are fucking DELICIOUS!
fruit cups not so much. Ew.
>>26361265
this is more geriatric retired idgaf than pathetic.... prolly hanging around with alice cooper on his radio show and occasionally visiting gene simmons.
>>26361730
I know the feeling.
I mean they have whores/sluts for just sex
and they have women who are single moms/look 30ish and over for "relationships"
but nothing that really combines all our needs into one proper female package like happens for chads/stacys desu.
I've been laying down and listening to sad music while sobbing in the dark at 3 am while wanting to die. The only comfort I really have is my cat sleeping next to me.
>have a huge foot fetish and crush fetish
>browsing my usual sites/blogs for new stuff
>find this indian milf with 10/10 feet who is modeling for this tumblr foot fetish page
>photographer links her site (she is some meditation specialist)
>email her through her site about crushing food with her barefeet
>2 mins later she responds and is interested
>wewlad.jpg
>thinks I'm a fetish producer
>explain that I'm just a nobody that wants her to make the video herself
>offer her $200 for 2 min soles video and 8 min crush video
>she agrees
>ask her to do masturbation encouragement during sole video
>she changes her mind and doesnt want to do any of it now
>persuade her by upping it to $300
>send money and go into extreme detail with how i want videos to be done like im quentin tarantino
>send reference videos and get real technical
>cantbelievethisishappening.webm
>excited, happy, and sociable for the next few days as I wait for this gem
>get home from work on Friday and run to my computer
>New message from chick
>Download the videos
>Heart is at 120bpm, shivering with anticipation
>Open the videos
>mfw she recorded them on a potato
>>26361730
Jesus Christ. That's just depressing.
>>26361844
Wew lad this post is something else
>having a wank
>near cumming
>this ladybug flies onto my desk
>i shoot
>the ladybug is now covered in cum
>poke it after cleaning up
>it doesn't move
i still feel bad
>>26361071
What's pathetic about this?
