>tfw mormon family
>tfw guaranteed wife
feelsgoodman
More like guaranteed wives. Then you have to listen to all of them cunting at you all day and teaming up to pull your strings like puppetmasters.Yes I know that's not a thing anymore; I just wanted to make a polygamy joke
>>26357284
We do have some FLDS near us so that could be a possibility. And btw, Mormon wives don't talk back lol, they're taught to be submissive.
>>26357207
>crushing hard on a mormon girl
>take her out on 2 dates
>she's going on a mission and doesn't want a relationship right now
Fucking Utah.
nothing in life is guaranteed. you could die tomorrow, you could die today!
>>26357325
Go on a mission too desu senpai, just join the church you don't have to buy into it. Although, getting your own planet would be pretty rad.
>>26357370
Problem is I don't have 10k saved up for the sole purpose of going on a mission. Plus if I did have 10k I would use it for other things rather than waste 2 years of my life.
>>26357284
That wasn't really a joke though, it was just predictable complaining about women with no punchline.
>>26357420
I know, I got a chuckle anon.
You did good, sport. Let's go get some ice cream.
>no secular arranged marriages
>no secular commitment to never getting divorced
>>26357405
the church and my family said if I wanted to go they would pay for mine, nigga. I'm lucky.
