>tfw can't swim
Anyone else know this feel?
>>26353913
What do you mean you can't swim? Just flap your arms like a bird in water and move your up and down.
>>26353913
No cant say I do, you trying to an hero?
>>26353913
just be buoyant bro
>>26353913
Are you of the African variety?
if you're in a situation where swimming is important, then you've failed at being human
the act of swimming is about as absurd as throwing a rubber ball into a ball shaped loop
your legs are made for walking and your hands are made for jerking off
let's not pretend they're efficient paddling aquatic propellant appendages and try to achieve HIGH SCORE YOU GAME WINNER for arbitrary distances achieved while being an awfully misallocated human body
>>26354005
>Person who can't swim detected
>>26353913
I can but with a lot of difficulty, if you can even consider my splashing swimming
>>26353913
I cant swim but i dont care because i never wanna take off my clothes in front of people. even though I'm a 10/10 Chad, wait... because I'm a 10/10 Chad
>>26353913
I can swim, but I can't ride a bike. More embarrassing if you ask me.
>>26354005
anon your a retard who cant swim cuz you wuz kangs nd sheeit
a theory exists that humans are semi aquatic mammals
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquatic_ape_hypothesis
