>be me
>a highly intelligent robot who is picky about quality and value
>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>try Burger King on a whim
My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunch fries, totally blown away.
I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.
Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!
>shilling for Burger King
Their stuff IS decent and a lot better than McDonald's but it's nothing really special.
Eat proper food OP.
>>26353798
I like Whoppers... Is there some meme going down here I should be aware of?
>>26353859
>not being familiar with the Burger King meme
you're a slow one
>>26353884
Is it dangerous? I don't want to die of meme magic..
>>26353859
No memes, I just love sharing value and excellent restaurants
>>26353798
what the fuck man
original
>>26353798
nice try. everyone knows BURGER KING is just an anagram for BIGNIG JEW
>>26353798
I don't even live in an English-speaking country, and I walked by a newly-opened Burger King just today.
I just might...
Not OP BTW, honest.
>>26353964
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THE FUCKING J FROM?
Conspiracy confirmed?
>>26353964
I was amazed unless it realized you were full of ABSOLUTE HORSE SHIT
>>26353798
I got food poisoning from eating there
never eat there again
Does Burger King have excellent breakfast too?
>>26353829
>better than McDonald's
nice meme
>>26353798
Burger Kings okay.
Honstly, I like their nuggets. 10 for $1.49 is a great deal
Plus their ice cream is great
But in n out is better as far as burgers go
>double double with fries only comes up to $5.00
>grilled onions make my dick hard
>friendly employees
>more positive atmosphere
>pay their employees $11/hour
>one of the only places in my city that has a shake machine instead of that "handmade" bullshit
>>26353798
>being you
>highly intelligent
>>26353798
burger king once gave me and my mom a bag full of napkins and straws. was pretty great 10/10
>>26354014
>go to McDonalds
>they think they're a high class establishment now
>well dressed host guy welcoming guests and giving out samples of McBurger hors d'oeuvres
>little metal hipster baskets for the McDonalds fries
What the fuck were they thinking? They took everything about their MCDONALDS IS A REAL RESTAURANT failed meme and turned it up to 11.
This is in Canada, maybe we got this instead of all day breakfast.
>tfw eating fastfood is literally the highlight of your LIFE now
>>26354290
where is this? i am in the states and they are still shit.
>>26353798
>OP
>highly intelligent
lil lel
>Burger King
>one of the best meals you've had this year
>Shilling this hard
big lel
>Haven't been to Burger King in six years
>Go to it because want to see if their quality isn't still shit, local burger franchise is putting them out of business
>Value meals are all $8-$10
oy veyyyy! My money is better spent elsewhere.
>industrial shit is the best meals OP had this year
Poor fellow.
>>26355121
>i make my own food
>You're all eating frozen reheated tv dinner tier garbage dressed up in colorful paper
They send me coupons in the mail on a regular basis so they're typically my go-to fast food place.
