>Anon bro, tell us about all the girls you hooked up with.
More than you faggots. Now get out of my house. My anus is still tingling.
>>26351451
GET OUT MY HOUSE YOU MAGGOTS
WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU IT WAS OK TO COME TO MY HOUSE
POINT OUT THAT TWINKLE TOE BASTARD OR ELSE ILL PT YOUR SORRY ASSES TILL YOU FUCKING DIE!
>>26351451
Who are you and what are you doing in my house? You have ten seconds to explain before I go self-defense on your asses.
Well, let me think about that...
IT STARTS WITH
>>26351451
Well, uh
I haven't really... um
ever, like
heh
I haven't ever really,
uh...
>>26351451
just your mother, bitch nigga
>>26351451
Can we play human centipede instead?
huh... t-there was ... uh. ahem.. c-cassandra haha, yeah
a-and her tits were like b-bags of sand hahah a-amirite.... um and... and the blonde one... um
also ther- g-guys... w-why are you staring at me like this?
c-chad s-stop touching me like that
b-brad what are y-you doing~
>>26351924
Don't forget the salty coins
Every single.girl I have come into contact with has damaged me at some point, on one form or the other.
I would have turned out into a far more successful and happy person if I went through and all boys highschool and never met them.
Right after you tell me why you are following Lachowski on instagram
>>26352716
Probably for the same reason you are.
>>26352953
I don't even have an instagram... normie
>>26353038
Sure thing, faggot. I bet you say the same thing to your friends on Reddit.
>>26352716
>>26352953
You both are normie fucks
REEEEEEEEE
Don't ever come back
REEEEEEEE
I bet you don't even shit in your bed
REEEEEEEE
I'm still a virgin but hey some people still are at my age
>>26353391
Uh...and what age would that be?
If you ever get to the point where you are obsessing over attractive men more than attractive women, you've gone too far in the wrong direction.
>>26353420
Who said those men were attractive, faggot?
>>26351993
Being this delusional should be a new meme
>>26353420
I don't even feel like I'm the same gender as attractive men tbqh. They're nice to look at and admire although I wouldn't suck their dick.
>>26353391
well I'm 21
>>26353502
>Who said those men were attractive, faggot?
Anyone with eyes.
>>26353588
lol that was a fail of mine
>>26351451
Hunty, please!
You know I'm all about that manpussy!
>>26353621
Finally! Some honesty in this thread.
>>26353553
I would teehee
>>26351451
I haven't slept with any girls
>>26351451
Is this an actual question that people ask you?
>>26351993
Welcome to life, homes. Women are garbage.
>jus talk to her brah, werks everyteim
This is now masculinity thread, pretty boy twinks go home
>those thin arms
>tfw can get my nut in one of those twinks without much hassle
Just give her this look brah works everytime
>>26354261
Yes.
I've been asked this before by friends and coworkers.
>>26354803
and this, It's all about confidence
>>26354803
If I ever looked at a girl like that, I'd be accused of attempted rape.
It's not like being a virgin is a big deal anon
>>26354839
Fuck that's a robot's worst nightmare. Good luck anon and I hope you find solace in the coming oblivion.
Just tell her your intentions and you won't end up in the friendzone
>>26355086
What is this?
Also, let's break down these faces so I can understand male attractiveness better. What are the common denominators? So far I've got colored eyes and prominent jawline/chin (neither of which I have, kek).
>>26351451
my right hand
>>26355472
It's face dimorphism, I had to lower this gif quality
>>26354927
holy fuck who is this vulva demon?
>>26355708
That's a...that's a man.
>>26355734
>tfw I will never look like him
>tfw I will never win women by just glancing at them
>>26355766
He really looks like Isaac Frost from Fight Night
One was a cute latina chick with a nice ass the other is my current girlfriend
Look at this Syrian alpha sacrificing his face for allah
If you don't look like you could take over a village single handedly and impregnate all women... It's over for you in 2016
I'm 24 and at least 20 girls
Please post more attractive men so I can get a feel for what it means to be an attractive man.
>>26356043
Getting a feel for it isn't part of reality anon
I have not hooked up with any girls.
>>26356252
I meant so I can understand what an attractive man is supposed to look like. I have a hard time judging male attractiveness.
Post handsome males, people.
