How are non-stacys suppose to get boyfriends?are we doomed to a life of cats?
If you look at guys in your own league, you'll not be single for a month.
>>26350774
hard to say I want a GF but I don't that happen
wana hang out some time?
Share? That's what I did.
>>26350810
But having an ugly bf is essentially the same as being single
>>26350774
I can be your bf. Want my Skype?
>>26350774
Meet the 1-in-one million attractive guy who doesn't actually care about looks.
Also you can't be a shit person inside too- which disqualifies you OP. Sorry~
>>26350824
wow if your going to have high standards then what is the point in going on about not being able to find a BF
By creating an online profile and having hordes of men wanting to date you. Thank me later.
>>26350774
even if you did manage to get a bf he'd be drooling over the pretty girls and dreaming about an upgrade. you'd be nothing but a temporary cock sleeve/practice gf.
Hello. I volunteer to be a boyfriend. I'm white, I'm 5'10", I'm fluent in German, and I like cuddling, cooking, baking, watching anime, nature, listening to all sorts of music, and exercising. I have a three-page resume and several contacts you can hit up, I also have a business card if you'd like to consider my services in the future.
>>26350906
Don't you want a pretty girlfriend aswell?i don't even know what it is my league anyway
>>26350922
>Says the trashy bitch who never dated anyone
>>26350926
>5'10
>Germcuck
I don't know which is worse
>>26350931
no
we just want a gf
Why not post a picture of yourself OP and see what you look like?
We will be honest,it's /r9k/ after all and nobody will make fun of you
>>26350774
Get to an acceptable body fat percentage. And then that's literally it. Easy mode
>>26350960
Born and raised in the United States. My father is German though.
>>26350931
yes I do want a GF but if shes going to think little of me then it won't work out
>>26350926
no thanks lol
>>26350931
>i don't even know what it is my league anyway
Do you have...
>Beautiful face
+3 points
>Hot body
+2 points
>White skin
+2 points
>Good personality and easy to talk to
+3 points
So use that to see the level of men you deserve
>>26350774
Have you tried not viewing 80% of the male population as below average?
>>26351011
>>Good personality and easy to talk to
Don't even give OP that option, she'll give herself the points but go on being a two-faced, entitled and catty bitch.
>>26350974
>Why can't I have a very handsome boyfriend? All my friends already have them but I am still single
>>26351003
>no thanks lol
>lol
>>26350922
This desu.
>be me
>be in relationship with guy who is ugly and fat
>he never EVER wants to have sex with me despite jerking off to his 1000 TB evergrowing collection of porn
>he will gladly have sex/ERP with Staceys on the Internet
Unless you're the perfect female specimen or you've found a unicorn, it's not worth it because even the fattest uggo will treat you as nothing more than a practice gf. Hell even if you're an attractive woman, you'll be replaced because guys argue "muh novelty"
>>26351036
how about a more resent picture
>posting in epic b8 bread
haha, yeah guys, op is defintely a grill! what a cunt!
>>26351080
Post a picture of yourself as well?I always wondered what fembots look like
>>26351084
This is me last christmas
>>26351117
>posting nudes
whore
>>26351117
>>26351036
ok good troll losing interest now bye
>>26350922
Exactly. They'd dumped me the first time they get a chance with Stacy.
>>26351115
I've only gotten worse over the years
I am never going to make it :'(
>>26351080
you could be absolutely stunning, have his babies and treat him like a king. it means nothing, he'll dread your birthdays, seeing you get older, dream about 18-20 year old fresh faced girls.
>>26351416
Wow, a legit image that isn't a biased or stolen off of google images response, how rare.
>>26351416
for starters don't think negatively you look good hell you got a good chance to find a nice guy hell a high chance in my book
I'm think its not the looks im guessing its down to your personalty maybe that needs some work
>>26351416
this is a nice grill who deserves better
>>26351507
This, not ugly enough to be whining that men are superficial assholes, she probably have some problems with the way she behaves.
>>26351493
Are you saying this as a woman or a man? Because as a woman, I can tell you that you're right.
Why are men so cruel to us? I don't care how old my bf gets, I love him for who he is anyway. Whereas boys are the opposite and have the gaul to call us shallow. What the shit someone explain
>>26351416
>>26351535
>remember this face and that she used to bemoan no bf and stuff
>can't remember anything else
She's pretty old/r9k/ right?
>>26351583
I've been here for years and nothing has changed at all
It's horrible. I hate my life. I swear this is the year I finally turn my life around.
>>26351540
>women have to shut up and accept men using them as fuckholes and cheating on them otherwise it's "problematic behaviour"
holy fuck pic related
>>26351562
It's cause you bitches are lame.
>>26351652
funny I keep saying that to despite the turn of events
>>26351562
men think they're less shallow because they have lower standards when it comes to who they'd fuck. (and ditch the morning after)
>>26350931
I want a pretty gf, yes, but she doesn't need to be Stacy ffs.
>>26351117
>4 for 5/5 trample with extra juice
This nigga was the tits when I played online.
>>26351416
Wouldmarry/10
I want a NEET girl that is actually quiet and cute
Are you virgin as well?
>tfw my current gf is good looking but absolute garbage,won't even finish high school
>>26351691
Men will literally never ever ever ever be faithful to one woman, they cheat on 10/10s and 1/10s.
The only things certain in life are taxes, cheating men and death.
>>26351728
>has a gf
>lusting over other women
what a surprise
>>26351777
All i want is a cute quiet girl
>>26351728
>HAVE A FUCKING GF ALREADY
>HITTING ON SOME STACEY ON A CARTESIAN PLANE MAPPING IMAGEBOARD
>ON A THREAD TALKING ABOUT HOW ALL MEN ARE CHEATING PIGS
IS THIS BAIT OR WHAT
>>26351562
>>26351691
>Only feel attracted to men who are fucking other girls
>The fact a man have options make you more horny instead of less interested on them
>Consider most men to not be good enough, even when you look like total shit
>"OMG why won't he commit to me!!"
Womyn in a nutshell
>>26351683
Thanks everyone. actually I'm not NEET anymore and I'm a "high functioning" individual but I still feel like a huge fck up. All my coworkers hate me in every job. I go to community college because i fucked up badly in high school. I'm doing ok in cc though and it's very cheap, I actually get a huge check for myself after every semester. anyway it doesn't matter because I'll never be a successful neurotypical. I daydream about the day I can become a neurotypical.
>>26351416
Would you expose your tits as well?You look hot
>>26351416
You what? You 100% already have attractive men approaching you if you're going outside. If not, there's your problem. I know less attractive girls getting approached every day by good looking guys. Jesus just live a normal life and someone who doesn't know any better will sweep you off your feet. Such is the fate of averagely attractive girls.
>>26351767
some day there will be hypnosis making us attracted to women only, and we can all be superior femme lesbians.
>>26351846
>Only feel attracted to men who are fucking other girls
Prove it
>The fact a man have options make you more horny instead of less interested on them
No, men who are attractive physically make me more horny instead of less
>Consider most men to not be good enough, even when you look like total shit
Good enough for what? Men cheat on women regardless of what the woman thinks of them.
>>26351728
>most men on here can't get a gf
>this nigger comes into the thread lusting after other women when he already has a gf
Kill yourself.
>>26351878
>implying you guys wouldn't leave me too
>>26350810
You do realize men have standards too? They'll fuck anything but they won't marry everything.
>>26351863
I was being truthful I had a bad accident just before Christmas so everything has been sucky for me to date
I was kind hoping that after 20 years I mite finally brake this cycle of bad fortune and luck
but hey i'm human
>>26351011
I'm not OP but I got a 0/10
I wouldn't say I'm a horrble person. I'm very nice and patient. But there's a difference between having a polite personality and a good personality.
So what do I do now?
>>26351971
>implying marriage means anything to men
>implying they won't cheat on their wives
>implying "marriage" should even be a modern thing since men seem to be unable to uphold it
>>26351893
Women are more attracted to married men, men who are famous, rich or men their friends are already into, looks is nothing next to status, the only reason you think no man is loyal is because only the men who are already fucking other girls. If you are ALREADY desired, everything else doesn't matter, men look at the jewel's beauty, you look at the brand.
Serial killers receive hundreds of love letters, even when they are old, stupid, fat and... well, a cold blood murderer. Simply because they have the status and because you have a thing for psychopathic males.
The shit about "women only care about looks" have been debunked a thousand times already, I don't care about what you say, I can observe your actions, and they tell a different story.
shut the fuck up you stupid cunts holy CHRIST
>>26350774
yes absolutely. nobody is entitled to a relationship.
>>26351948
lesbians aren't as shallow. imagine having someone love you just as much as you can love a man.
>>26351011
>Beautiful face
no
>Hot body
no
>White skin
yes
>Good personality
no
2/10. Implying a 2/10 wouldn't still cheat on me. Or a 1/10. Or anything but a crippled vegetable like pic related.
>>26352034
yes, it's men that are the issue.
>>26351937
Not only a gf, but a good looking one. He's so entitled he sounds like a chick.
>>26352012
>So what do I do now?
You exist. That's all you have to do.
But if you live in a place where dudes are not used to hit on girls then you have to be more social and interact with more people.
>>26352012
And another thing, there are two things that you can fix, which is working out to be in good shape and work on your personality.
>>26352061
>imagine having someone love you just as much as you can love a man.
That wouldn't be much considering only men are capable of true, lasting love
>>26352078
>But if you live in a place where dudes are not used to hit on girls then you have to be more social and interact with more people.
I live in a city. So that's not the case.
I guess I'll just exist. Thanks anon.
>>26352070
>2/10 dude capable of having an affair
>>26352072
>men aren't the issue
>it's your toastie roastie's fault that you aren't a 10/10 white perfect innie perfect face perfect bodied rich astronaut space scientist with a three PhDs from MIT gymnast who hasn't turned 18 and speaks 10 different languages and never talks back and wants to devote her life to cooking and cleaning for me while simultaneously somehow brining home all the money so i can play video games and jerk off to images of computer-generated 10/10s and emotionally abuse her because she DARED to develop a single wrinkle or eat more than 10 grapes a day who is okay with me cheating on her the second i get bored which will be approximately 10 seconds from now
t. You
>>26352100
>men
>love
it's nothing but attraction, lust. admiring a woman's beauty is not the same as loving her.
>>26352100
>men are capable of love meme
LITERALLY JEJ I'M CRYING
>>26350774
If you are skinny and have 3 holes, then throw some foundation on, brush your hair, and you'll get guys for sure.
Want to find a decent guy? Do that and find a common hobby, like anime, or video games.
>>26352160
We men don't give a shit about your money
We men don't give a shit about your degrees
We men don't give a shit about how many languages you know
All we want is a girl who do not looks like shit and who is not a fucking cunt, and you start making all this shit up to rationalize why you can't date very famous male celebrities, fuck off.
>>26350909
>people will think the food thing with women is a meme
IT IS VERY REAL THIS WILL BE YOUR BIGGEST PROBLEM ROBOTS
>>26352253
>we men don't give a shit about anything including your looks, because even if we were to attain a 10/10 hot teenager who was willing to do or say anything for us and was docile and agreed with us in every respect, we'd get bored and blame her for not being "exotic" enough and then move onto lusting after the next 10/10
Men won't ever be happy with anyone even "le perfect meme" because they are nothing more than brainless fuckanimals.
>>26352287
it doesn't sound like you deserve to be alone at all.
>>26352300
Everyone deserves someone, except for lowlife bottomfeeding scum like you.
>>26350774
I'll be your bf.
See, it's that easy.
>>26352287
>>26352286
>>26352253
and now we descend to shit flinging
this is why we can't have nice things
>>26352287
Damn I wonder what type of rockstars or famous actors who you fuck that slay so much pussy he can use bullshit excuses like you not being "exotic" enough to kick you off of his house to bang better looking sluts
>>26352328
Sorry but rich kids whining about how hard it is being poor pisses me off.
>>26352328
I am not flinging "shit" - I am flinging grade A trufax. The other anon is the one hurling around shit.
>>26352323
>I want to have sex with you.
truly a generous soul, i'm sure you'll make her a very happy woman
>>26352340
wtf is with this rockstar actor shit? what are you 12? i wouldn't even be able to probably list 5 that have worked in this decade
>>26350774
women easily acquire the attention of men, just make an okcupid account.
That's literally it.
Go, just do it. I guarantee you will get at least 100 messages in a day. Make a tinder, you will get at least 50 swipes in a a day.
It's literally that easy.
>>26352328
>Implying you girls know what you want especially when it comes to food or dick
>>26351416
Oh god, just make an OKcupid account.
there, you're done.
>>26352380
>WHY AREN'T YOU HAPPY WITH THE FACT THAT 100S OF STD RIDDEN MEN ARE OFFERING TO FUCK YOU WITHOUT EVEN ASKING YOU YOUR NAME
>>26352381
Girls know exactly what they want.
But what they want changes daily, if not hourly.
>>26351728
>current gf
>gf
>>26352368
I don't know, its just that its REALLY hard to imagine average, common dudes saying shit like that, even though I know you are making it up.
"I won't date you anymore because you are not exotic rnough"
TOP KEK
really? why don't you just stop with the bullshit already and stop living in fantasy?
>>26352400
You can't have commitment if you have nothing to offer other than sex
>>26352253
>We men don't give a shit about your money
>We men don't give a shit about your degrees
>We men don't give a shit about how many languages you know
Then men complain how women are "lying, cheating, dumb, gold digging, shallow whores with no interests."
Men, everyone.
>>26352286
so what you're saying is
>call them fat
>tfw lesbian
feels good
>>26352446
What does that have to do with what I said?
>Women in charge of logic
>>26352446
I don't really see any causal connection between your greentext and your argument. Can you explain the connection between those, please?
>>26352319
you seem pretty upset lol
>>26352360
Can you read?
I said I'll be her bf. As in a legit relationship. Of course she'll ignore my post (and probably countless other similar posts in this thread) and will delude herself into thinking she can't get a bf to feel better.
>>26352328
you've gotta learn to like all the shitty things that happen if you wanna be satisfied my friend
>>26352446
no, no
robots complain about how nobody wants to dig their gold, cheat on them, or be entertained by them
this is bait and you know it
>>26352160
>implying I expect a 10/10 despite not being one
>implying she needs to have a great job
>implying I don't work
>>26350774
Um I will date you now.
>>26352483
yeah? what would you do if you weren't attracted to her?
>>26350922
well that is what you get for dating bad boy chads.
>>26352483
P R A C T I C E G F P O S T E R
>>26352473
>>26352478
I'm not the one who posted >>26352160
by the way.
Men are shallow creatures incapable of love because they only care about appearance, which is fleeting. Men can only love a beautiful woman, it doesn't matter what her personality is like. That's why men are so dishonorable and cruel that they would leave their entire family for a younger more attractive woman.
Men are primitive, cold, and selfish creatures incapable of empathy or higher thought.
We have to date significantly more pathetic men. Your only option is to become Stacy and have your pick of the litter.
>>26350926
5'10"
suicide is your only option.
im 6'1" and I finally talked to a girl in one of my classes today and I already feel like she likes me.
being tall is like living on easy mode holy shit
she was a qt tall (like 5'9" or 5'10")thick girl with a nice face and big boobs. She didnt seem like she had a boyfriend either so If I work fast I might be able to get a gf finally.
>>26352552
>I'm not the one who posted >>26352160 (You)
My long lost sister.
>>26352552
That still doesn't explain what your greentext had to do with your message.
Men are the chasers, women the choosers.
I would probably manage to get a boyfriend if I just dared to leave the house, if I just dared to talk to a guy. But I can't. It's 100% my own fault
>>26352525
wut?
She complained about no bf, I (and numerous others) offered to date her. Problem should be solved, but she doesn't really want a bf. She just wants pity for a problem that doesn't exist.
>>26352552
>>26352552
>Men can only love a beautiful woman, it doesn't matter what her personality is like.
AGREED
>>26352552
Women are shallow creatures incapable of love because they only care about themselves. Women can only love selfishly, it doesn't matter what her husband is like. That's why women are so dishonorable and cruel that they would leave their entire family for a chance to feel more attractive.
Women are primitive, cold, and selfish creatures incapable of empathy or higher thought.
>>26352160
>>26352552
Hello Mystery. What happened to your tripcode?
>>26352545
>bad boy chads
even the sweetest, most shy 2/10 robot kv would do the same.
>Tfw no weeb, virgin gay gf
>>26352490
IKR? If women are gold digging, lying and cheating bitches you should MAN UP and accept them for what they are!! But don't you dare expect them to not be in terrible shape or to not be the biggest cunt in the universe
>>26352552
I agree we really care about appearance, but we can't stand a cunt, and you definitely sound like one, I know a lot of dudes with pathetically low standards for looks, but nobody likes to be with a cunt, and the ones who do it anyway end up miserable.
Women don't care about our personality either, only status, and the poorer she is, the more important money becomes.
In the end both of us are shallow, but we know our value and what we are worth, you are simply delusional, you believe you are entitled the top 1% of men's commitment.
It is basically impossible for an average man to become one of the most successful in the world, even if he tries his whole life, but all you have to do is maybe work out and try not being an huge bitch for 10 seconds.
You basically want average dudes at your league to be all sorts of perfect and when you find the very successful and rich men you like you just drop on your knees and suck him off, then you whine that "all men" want you to be perfect too. You are just too entitled for your own good.
>>26352606
why are you here
do I have to write a very advanced filter that determines the gender of the poster and automatically hide all """""fem""""""""""""""""""bots"""""""""""""""
or will you just shut up, go away, and give some losers their space
>>26352645
Not Mystery, there are different people in this thread. Not every woman is willing to bow down to men anymore. Maybe Mystery redpilled a lot of us.
>>26352609
what i'm saying is, what would you do if she accepted? you start talking and she turns out to be hideous, you can't see yourself ever being attracted to her.
>>26352665
>we only care about looks and her not being a cunt
>implying your definition of cunt isn't based solely of looks and enthusiasm to keep those looks going and do whatever you ask
>>26352552
>Men are shallow creatures incapable of love because they only care about appearance, which is fleeting. Men can only love a beautiful woman, it doesn't matter what her personality is like. That's why men are so dishonorable and cruel that they would leave their entire family for a younger more attractive woman.
You're confusing men with Chad.
Wait, I forgot. Men below 6/10 literally don't exist in your eyes.
>>26352676
>Maybe Mystery redpilled a lot of us.
>redpilled
>not whorepilled
>>26352702
What point is it going after ugly fat betas when they'll do the same thing as Chad? At least Chad is hot. Letting Chad walk all over you comes with rewards. What is the point in tolerating some ugly beta for literally NO good reason?
i love these threads, it's like there's a special twilight zone episode of /r9k/ on
hang in there, xyposters
>>26352682
Well, I (and the others) would make the call at the time should that arise. No one knows for sure what would happen in that situation because OP only wants pity for an imaginary problem instead of accepting any of the offers already in this thread.
>>26352701
Cunt detected. Try not being so insufferable and maybe the men you like might like you back.
>>26352702
roastie BTFO big time
>>26352676
>Not every woman is willing to bow down to men anymore. Maybe Mystery redpilled a lot of us.
She literally bowed down to a Swedish pseduo-Chad, begging him to piss on her and fuck her ass.
>>26352160
>men btfo
Right on sister
>>26352738
>when they'll do the same thing as Chad?
I won't.
>>26352702
No it's not just Chad. I look at this geeky ugly guy saying these beautiful women are too fat for him.
http://youtu.be/uCZIaP-lTA8
>>26352738
>Fat betas will do the same thing as Chad
>mfw this is what the roastie tells herself to sleep well at night after Chad ignored her calls because he was busy fucking her sister
>>26352738
>Men are shallow
>Why would i go for a man who isn't chad?
Women can't even troll right.
>>26352675
Just saying this is usually the only reason how a woman will remain single for life.
>>26352757
See >>26352738
What is the point in going for betas when they will cause you nothing but grief? Modern womyn have moved on to pumping and dumping Chads because men have proven to be worthless.
>>26352789
What is the point in loving someone who will never love you back?
>>26350774
>are we doomed to a life of cats?
That or a robot. I'd go for the cat.
>>26352823
I ask myself the same thing everyday when I go into work instead of a shooting frenzy.
>>26352830
>I'd go for the cat.
I would be careful with that, cats have barbed dicks
>>26352845
>killing people because they won't let you fuck and dump them
Why are men so violent?
>>26352757
mystery is such a fuckin qt :)
in a cute cuddly puppy way. look at her cute smile
>>26352823
I don't know, ask the dumb bitches in this thread who are saying fat betas are too entitled and would cheat on them too.
>>26352795
>>26352823
>Still acting as a shallow person.
Here comes the "But ugly men are shit so i can feel good about dating Chad"
Literal children.
>>26352830
Hello, I am a cat.
Allow me to jump on your lap.
>>26352795
So true, men simply can't love anyone. Especially not the worthless betas on this board.
They want something new as soon as they lose their virginity.
>>26352857
Because you make sure to select and reproduce with the most violent men you can find.
>>26352857
No, it's not just that. The government is terrible, people are stupid, my family is falling apart, and I'm not sure if there's any point to living at all.
Men that get are getting pussy, on the other hand, have absolutely no reason to think that anything is wrong with the world.
>>26352901
Good. At least I'll have strong, attractive offspring instead of little wimps like you.
>>26352795
>What is the point in going for betas when they will cause you nothing but grief?
Mystery has had her email public for years, COUNTLESS betas have tried to romance her, many even bought her Amazon cards. She only accepted one after all this time, the one who acted like Chad and she got burned.
It is the opposite, a woman couldn't resist being Chad's fucktoy instead of being a betas girlfriend and Chad treated the fucktoy....like a fucktoy by posting her videos.
>>26350774
Stop only acknowledging Chad.
>>26352781
That's asian culture.
>>26352924
>fucking a wet hole legitimately makes all of male problem go away
>fucking a wet hole is more important than family, government, and education
>i am too stupid to buy an onahole, the post
>>26352929
>"Why are men violent?"
>Women only go for violent men
>"I like violent men"
Why are they allowed on this board again?
>>26352931
You sound like the jilted ex.
>>26352872
I would respect a girl who said "I don't want to date fat betas because they are fat and betas"
But what can I say about a bitch who claims she is not dating them because they would cheat on her just like Chad does? I mean, what the fuck...
>>26352929
See >>26352968
And shut the fuck up, thanks
If you don't like men being violent, don't call the non-violent ones "wimps", bitch.
>Women trying to be cheeky and try to reverse troll men into that they are the shallow ones
>Turns out women are the shallow ones
As always /r9k/ proves women are nothing but scum.
>>26352955
>implying you can make families without wet holes
>implying you can relate to normies and get elected without a wet hole mate
>implying implications: the post
>>26352160
>Implying it isn't "he has to be a perfect prince who has no knowledge of Stacys existence, who knows you to your core, makes a ton of money, big cock, 10/10 personality who will give you the adventure of a lifetime, will follow your commands like you're some queen"
Right on, sister
>>26352992
All I did was point out that Chad caused all her pain, nothing to do with betas. I see you agree as you couldn't make one point and just through out an odd observation.
No harm done, concession accepted.
>>26353017
Try adopting a child, oh wait you can't adopt as a single male, for good reason because you'd probably get desperate and try to fuck the wethole that came attached to it.
>>26352931
>Chad treated the fucktoy....like a fucktoy by posting her videos.
links onegai?
>>26353041
thanks for making up my mind
massacre at the next /r9k/ meetup it is
>>26351814
>>26351863
>>26351873
>>26351937
>>26352253
>>26352785
Kek. Do you lads think its weird you're still single?
every one has intuited that there are enough people in the world and therefore have all developed high-expectation modus operandi because they can afford to breed with only the finest because the only danger of extinction is some fluke cosmic act of god which isn't worth worrying about and memeposting and masturbating is about as good as settling with mediocre-tier relationships anyway so everyone might as well set their sights at lucking into 10s hoping that the 10s don't actually meet the other 10s in the meantime
stop worrying about it, it's a fine time to be alive and nobody should have to attempt living with awful people anyway because that is about as hellish an existence as is imaginable
>>26352968
There's a difference between genetically superior traits like attractive, tall, strong and you autists getting extremely angry because girls aren't giving you pussy on a plate. You already knew that though.
>Arguing with holes: The thread.
>>26353021
the other way around is way more truer and is way more common than this bs that robots made up
>>26353100
>it's truer because I say so
>>26353074
You don't even need to be strong in most western societies anymore.. Just clever. Not being hideous helps, obviously..
>>26352931
Pictures of Chad?
People keep saying that but no one seems to know what he looks like.
>>26353095
>Arguing with holes while secretly masturbating: The hobby.
>>26353074
>I dont care if a man is a murderer as long he is attractive
>Men are so shallow, ugh.
>>26353055
This is the girl who 'redpilled' all these fembots. Here she is degrading herself for a Chad (who decided to release it all for laughs because there is plenty more pussy for Chads) and was somehow proof that beta robots are evil.
>>26352897
>>26352823
>>26352738
>>26352446
men want love too ya know
I hate laying in my bed all alone I wan't more out of life
I hate feeling like shit all the time I want some body but then you have bitches like this
im tired of not having some one to talk to i'm mean really talk to
im tired of not having anyone to share my life with
for me life is like a broken pencil
pointless
>>26353182
>im tired of not having some one to talk to i'm mean really talk to
>im tired of not having anyone to share my life with
Do you know people though?
>>26353041
At least single men don't raise up criminals.
>>26353117
Well, I don't live in some liberal shithole. Being strong is a very admired trait around here and I'm sure as hell going to make sure my future son has it.
>>26353159
Yeah cool. Are her nudes/porn uploaded in a collection somewhere?
>>26353182
Why do you need women for love?
>>26353200
yeh I know a few but having some friends is not enough
HOW TO GET A BF - 70% chance within a month
option 1: respectable
-develop hobbies, have a personality and things in common with the other gender
-go to hobby groups and events where you're guaranteed to mingle
-post respectable ads about >tfw no bf on reddit, 4chan, okcupid
option 2: chad - 80% chance within a week
-post on craigslist, tinder, okcupid, anything and make it slutty
-put out
>>26353012
I am starting to feel sorry for them, they need only 2 posts to contradict themselves
>>26353070
I think its weird there are actual womyn in r9k, are they looking for mass shooters to fuck?
>>26353074
With enough fame and status you can fuck all the whores without any of that shit, Holmes is an ugly skelly retard, there are a lot of ugly musicians banging fans daily, it has nothing to do with """superior genes""", its just you being stupid whores and status parasites, you would fuck a manlet with half his teeth and bald if he had enough notoriety
I still just want a girl who plays video games and is a bit of a weeaboo.
Those two things are the only thing I care about.
>>26350774
Umm... self-improvement?
>>26353230
do you really need an answer for that?
>>26353074
That wasn't what I was arguing. I was stating that you are a hypocrite.
>>26353219
How about you check yourself you mouthbreathing moron? You've served your purpose now back to licking those windows.
>>26353239
HOW TO GET A BF
-Have a vagina
Done.
>>26353241
>are they looking for mass shooters to fuck?
fucking this
what are you doing here even
>>26351728
it's a trap man don't fall
>>26353274
It was clear after the slut called serial killers "strong and attractive" , though...
>>26353241
But Rushdie is a great author. And he's pretty lulz worthy with trolling muslims and such.
>>26353257
why not get fat and grow some titties to feel up while you fap?
boom, roasties obsoleted
>>26351416
>>26351535
ohayu femanon
>>26353241
Rushdie is literally a smart, intelligent man with a lot to offer, that is why Padma was with him for so long. He has written books that will live on to the end of time, and has taken political stances that have put his life in trouble. He is more than just an ugly rich guy, it just shows how shallow you are to address him as nothing more than that. I would kill to sit down for an hour with Rushdie even if he was broke.
What is even more hilarious is that he dumped Padma the section she hit the wall, probably upgraded her for a new 20 year old vagina. She was already pretty wealthy in her own right from her own endeavours, and I think she really loved him based on interviews/quotes. He broke her heart because even the most intelligent men are victims to their disgusting lustful urges.
Men are really cruel, heartless creatures.
>>26353274
Making fun of us probably.
It's why normies come here.
Try a dating site, and be honest.
Plenty of guys would probably want a girl like you.
>>26353312
ouch how about I kick your arse
>>26353344
Ewww please delete that picture
>>26353328
*would want to fuck a girl like her
>>26353342
cum and have a bang at me m8
>>26353306
But he definitely doesn't fit the "superior genes" category, that's for sure
>>26353324
>Rushdie is literally a smart, intelligent man with a lot to offer
>A lot to offer
>>26353357
sorry, it's you? it's a nice picture.
>>26353317
>Some low test beta who saves pictures of every 'fembot' gets a skype message and I don't
Dang man.
>>26353379
She was wealthy enough in her own right. She genuinely loved him and he used her as a practice wife like he did to all of his wives.
Men are incapable of commitment.
>>26353398
He has status and she is a status parasite looking for attention, he treated her like the trash she is.
>>26353017
James Buchanan didn't have a wethole
Checkmate, nigga
>>26353398
okay, /Men are/ added to filters
keep 'em coming
>>26353435
I call rule 34 on James Buchanan
>>26352588
Look wat
You're probably a creepy neckbeard
>>26350774
It is easy. If you drop your standards like you were a Stacy then you won't be alone. The issue is, even though you guys are below in standard you still have higher standards resulting in being alone. This is because women always want more than they deserve.
>>26353419
Maybe she was just fond of his literature
>>26353491
Nice joke m8 here's the original comment
>>26353274
This, if you want to circleschlick about how men are "evil" or "shallow", just go to /Tumblr/.
>>26352552
You know not all of us men are like that. I've been married to my wife for up to 4 years now and our love is growing stronger. I appreciate her for who she is and I will admit she's very beautiful but I love her for the way she acts. She's smart and very kind and calls out bullshit when she sees it, and also I Love her to death and would never dare to think of ever cheating on her for someone younger ever. When I see her wrinkles or freckles or the cute scars she has on her tummy I don't cringe I think there beautiful because there a part of who she is and I love every part of her. To me she'll be the same as she was on our first kiss back when we were both 18. It seems someone hurt you and I'm sorry for that but please don't misunderstand all us men, a lot of these guys here aren't that mean and are just sad, lonely and confused. Be a good human being to them and be patient with life and try your best. I'm sure a nice man will come along for you.
>>26353564
r...re..rreee..
>>26353564
>Having a beautiful woman as a wife
GTFO of r9k
>>26353603
this post made me laugh my ass off
it worked
goodbye stacy and chadposters
>>26351416
no timestamp, this is bullshit
if you aren't demanding timestamp you are newfag tier faggot
>all these femanons actually thinking men can't resist cheating
I know for a fact that I could never be disloyal.
>>26351562
you mean money doesn't get old, so you love him at any age
lets talk about if he goes from lots of money to broke as fuck instead...
women can be HOT and/or CUTE
men have to be HOT
I'd want a non-stacy. Hell, I'd prefer one. I want a girlfriend where we build up our own world of in-jokes, activities, interests where people are completely mystified while watching from the outside. I want someone to share life with, completely, where we go at it together, instead of some mad dash to success and status, constantly have to worry about what other people say or think, because they are irrelevant compared to our own thing.
It's never gonna happen though.
>>26353666
p-please acknowledge my trips, sempai!
This thread just drives me further from hope.
>>26351767
it is less that men won't ever be faithful to women as much as it is one you try to be faithful to a woman she tries to sink her hooks into you and control you/take what is yours/thinks she owns you, thus it makes women who arent acting like that far more attractive, resulting in ditching the person who is likely nonstop wanting shit or complaining about things that never mattered in the first place
my current woman lets me live my life and enjoys our life together, i have no urge to cheat on her, but if she started complaining about stupid shit, expecting me to pay for shit or do things for her by virtue of her having a vagina, i would 100% toss her aside.
There are plenty of women out there, but there is only one person who can build a future for me, and that is myself.
>>26353398
Kek. Are you an actual female robot, or do you just mirror the lads here to fit in?
>>26350774
I was dating this not-cute looking r9k girl that was the most sweetest girl I had ever met.I'm around 8/10
I love girls for who they really are, how they treat me and how they talk to me. Guys like that may be rare but I'm probably not alone. They're usually more average looking than me though.
>>26353695
we're both literally students... wtf is wrong with you
>>26353635
Oh cmon man I come here for the funny memes and stuff but I'm appalled by how sad so many of you guys are, and besides I was defending us men.
>>26353694
But you're not Chad so you basically don't exist
>>26353803
>I'm around 8/10
>My Stacey when
>>26353603
Why are you reeeeing
>>26353666
What did?
I'm confused.
>>26353803
TFW I just wanted a girl to love me for who I am and support me to get over all I'm not and all I end up with are girls that either use me for sex or that are constantly complaining I don't love them as much as they love me (while I literally travel half the world for them every month) and then give me no other choice than to break up.
>>26353666
Thank you Satan
Comment not uriginal
>>26353836
w2c a bf like that?
>>26353820
>Defending us men by claiming we only say what we say when we are confused and sad and not because we truly believe in it
We men don't give a shit about money and degrees and this is a fact.
I would marry a girl with 60 IQ and no money if she was hot and nice, some men wouldn't even mind she not being hot.
>>26353835
You look just fine btw I saw your posts earlier. I think you just use the whole belief of this shitty board to excuse yourself from doing any effort. But you could use a bit cleaner cut hair, a smile and a better shirt on photos.
>>26353883
1.Be beautiful
2.Don't be a cunt
>>26353911
so if you're not beautiful, you don't get a loyal bf?
>>26352160
lol
mootblox
>>26352682
Not him, but I'm ugly too so I don't care if she's ugly. I've fapped enough in my life to just not care about sex anymore, I really only want somebody to spend the rest of my life with. To be comfy with.
But OP is a lonely man, he's no girl. He's just having some fun seeing what kind of desperate replies he can fish.
>>26352644
over 90% of divorces are initiated by women. If it was true men were so horrible it would definitely not be even close to that skewed. But hey, women don't understand numbers and stats so yeah... keep on trolling catwomen.
>>26350774
christ anime is bullshit
>>26352757
>mystery.png
look man, not sure if OP is stll in this thread
but make yourself someone worthy of actually dating
be more than just fucking plate material
be more than just a cum dumpster
be interesting
be feminine
