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There are only 3 requirements to being a robot >You must
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There are only 3 requirements to being a robot

>You must be male
>You must be red pilled on women
>You must be introverted

And that's it. The first is absolute, for the 2nd it is tolerated if you are in the process of becoming redpilled.

As long as you meet these three, you can be a robot.
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>>26346611

The Eternal female has slid this thread
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you forgot
>must be a virgin
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I'll extend the list

>male
>redpilled on women
>virgin
>neet or low income wagecuck
>some degree of mental illness

I think that paints a wide enough picture of what a robot is.
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>>26347028

I'd say being currently single is a requirement, but having had gf previously doesn't discount you, although it's a grey area.

What about robots that have had sex with escorts?
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im pretty sure your definition of a robot simply describes you to a tee. and that goes to everyone here, including me. thats why everybodys always fighting about what a robot constitutes. everybody is jsut describing themselves and saying thats what a robot is.
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>>26347055
they are not true robots
true robotry is when you're a incel for so long that you can't even imagine being with a woman
when you flesh turns to cold steel
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I'm male, redpilled on almost all women and am extroverted. What am I?
>also virgin and getting neetbux
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>>26347105

A cyborg, that is welcome here as long as you are tolerant of full robots.
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>>26347028
What if they were raped?
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>>26347126
this shit makes me fucking cringe
>le criinge xdd
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>>26346611
"redpill" is just an excuse for being a moms spaghetti social reject

man, it feels good to be cyborg
even though, no gf
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>>26347146

They are still a virgin, unless they were raped by a female which is very rare
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>>26346611
But anon I'm all that and I'm gay :) does that mean that only gay people can be robots :p
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>>26347126
Full robots make me slightly angry but I'm fine with most of them.
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>>26347160
this
if you have ever put your penis in a vagina for whatever reason you wouldn't understand
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>>26347087
I soind more roboty by the second :)
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i remember when /r9k/ was still pretending to be vaguely unsexist and it was the popular opinion to actually insist that robot was a gender neutral term.

>children get older
>i'm getting older, too
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>>26347256
things change (except the status of my virginity)
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