Anon, do you know what this is? I know you've never seen one irl
>>26338681
A bag of sand?
I've seen many bags filled with sand but this one seems different.
>>26338681
D-do I need to take you to a hospital?
>>26338681
That's clearly a bicycle you dumb whore
>>26338907i actually laughedYou have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>I know you've never seen one eye-are-el
What the fuck?
>>26339410
That's what Bizzaro calls himself as his legal name.
>>26339410
are you baiting??
it means in real life, you've only seen one in pictures.
>>26339435
>what is referencing real life
>>26339392
What is with that btw?
Like why is /r9k/ such a stickler for creativity?
fuck you this pic reminded me i need to fap
>>26339506
>what is speaking clearly
Cool story bich boy . 9202774190. Call me. Your barking up the wrong tree cupcake.
>>26338681
"ive seen a cunt, im lookin at you aint i"
>>26339568
That is the robot9000 new senpai
He decides whether or not you are original enough to post here
>>26339568
It's the robot, how long have you been here?? not insulting you just asking.
It's a method put in place but the hiroshima he brought back the robot so people could come up with something more imaginative thanc_u_ckand to stop the cancer.
but it didn't do any of those things, instead we have to work around these new "rules"
i can't into english today
gonna go invent a clock boys brb
fucking suicide
I just want to lick a pussy at least once before I die. It can be a dirty, unshaved, roastie pussy, full of aids, I just want to lick it for 5 minutes. Am I asking for too much?
>>26339665
Fucking
Decimated.
>>26339909
It is nothing special, but since you have never experienced it I can see why you want to try it so bad. It is all worthless just like life itself.
>>26338681
>"Is it that magical bloody Venus fly trap that guarantees free alimony and child support?"
>>26340133
thought I was the only one who said that
Th-that is the most beautiful pussy I've ever seen
her name, pls? I'm diamonds
>>26339909
Come to Germany, pay 25 Euro and you can lick a pussy on a girl at least as hot as the OP picture.
Or go to the FKK and lick a pussy hotter, for more money of course. (75 euro entry, 50 for the fuck/licking)
Or stop being a pussy and get a woman.
Did she hurt herself on the bike :3
>>26338681
it's the only reason I'm near you
>>26340831
Melena or some crap
>>26340858
Who would pay to do that?
>>26338681
OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PENIS DID YOU INSERT A GRENADE INTO YOUR URETHRA OR WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
